I shove the pill into my mouth and force it down my throat as fast as I can before it can leave that gross taste in my mouth as pills always seem to do with me. I react too slow, and gag in disgust. I sound like I'm dying from tuberculosis, instead of merely taking a pill.

Before anyone takes that the wrong way, I better mention I'm not a drug-addict. Nor a recovering drug-addict. In fact, if anyone was too offer me crack, I would probably panic. Scratch that... I would panic. Because I'm not that type of person, and if the media found out I took drugs, everything would just go through the roof.

The pills are aspirin, because I have a headache. Lamest excuse in the world, I know, but it's true. Actually, it isn't, because I doubt what I have is merely a headache, although I pretend it is just a headache. It's really someone invisible repeatedly stamping on and stabbing my head until it eventually combusts of pain and pressure, which I fear it will in the long term.

I lean over the toilet and throw up what feels like the entire contents of my stomach. I haven't eaten anything so really I'm throwing up major body organs and hydrochloric acid. My head spins - not literally, obviously, but that would be fun to watch, I reckon - I lose balance; I fall to the floor.

I can't see clearly because everything around me is turning black. I'm still puking, all over the bathroom floor. When I eventually regain consciousness, I hope I remember. I don't want to slip on my own vomit to be honest. It would have been better not to have been sick in the first place but we can't always get what we want.

In fact - sometimes you never get what you need, let alone want.

But hey, that's life, and when the shit hits the fan, you'll end up having to put an umbrella up indoors. Which causes more bad luck, and therefore you end up getting shat all up your body, but that's a different story, and one I don't want to go into.

And I won't tell anyone if you guys don't, despite you being able to see I'm in immense pain and suffering quite a large bit here. I know what it is, and that's what I'm afraid of.

I'm shitting myself and its gunna rain all over me by some twist in the gravitational system at some point.
Some point looming over my splitting head like some black cloud destined to rain on me forever like some sad little emo kids verse.