JOKER's DIARY ENTRY 1:
OK... Today the nosh ark circes started late tonight and I went 2 call up lucky audeance assistance, when this tall man in a black tailcoat came WALTZING DOWN and I was gona give him directon on wat 2 do... but u know wat he did? HE WALKT past. HE WALKT PASTED ME... TO THE TIGER! ... WHAT TO HECK?
I am sure that even not just in my thoughts, but he is crazy... this man is crazy. He got a deserved it too, because betsy or whatever the tiger names are called, bit him right on the head! Unfortunately tho for me and everybody ... he did not die. I guess this is one fuck miracle god damn it! Gomem, i sowre... my dad told me not to do that but it comes out and i don't have an eraser.
So afterword, we took this stupid guy to come down to this tiny tent (we have so much tent) to get to a doctor and we have a doctor. Whon I lost my arm, he gave me a new one and I wanted a cool skeleton arm hand! (spooky scary skeleton! LOL I luv that song)
He was gone to treat this guy but he didn't even need some... god, what is he? A demon? Lol jk demon dont even exist and neithar does a shimigabi. Jeez. I have 2 stop writing now though becus this is actual happen right now and they are looking at me becuz Im standing and writng everyone im not trying 2 be rude... cya
- Jokers