One Clue Over the Cuckoo's Nest
Bob is back, and this time he's not just going for his usual target, Bart, but a new one. One that deserves this homicidal maniacs terrible attempt for murder. No it's not who you think it is, but it's a variety of people. Or is it? But the clue's all lead up to two specific people. One we know and love, and another that was always the master mind behind the one we know and love. Will Bob succeed in his usual attempts, or will the mystery be unraveled in "One Clue Over the Cuckoo's Nest"?
A Flashback and An Escape
This begins at a flashback from the last attempt of murder Funeral for a Fiend.
Hello Simpsons!
And Wes Doobner's Family Style Rib Huts is actually an anagram!
Yes, welcome to Sideshow Bob's Family Style Return!
AHH! Sideshow Bob!
This time I've made no mistakes.
Actually you've made one.
My persecution at the hands of this. young. boy.
Young! I'm the oldest kid in my class, by like two years!
Bob, it's me Bart. I never meant for you to die I just wanted you to go to jail and get beat up a lot.
Now everyone wishes I was dead.
Well, let's give the people what they want!
AHH! Sideshow Bob!
You didn't count on one thing Bob...
What's that?
You stink like my butt!
The first scene starts out in Shelbyville Jail. On this day it is a horrible, cold, rainy day. We see that Bob, also known as "Sideshow Bob" has had a rough year. During that time, he has been deep in thought, rarely eating, rarely sleeping. In just one year, his palm tree shaped hair has grown longer. His flushed yellow skin, is now white, and his eyes are lower than the lowest hanging clouds.
As the rain was falling, hard, Bob was trying to see the Power Plant in Springfield. All he wanted right now was revenge. Revenge on the one who had imprisoned him...again. At a point he would end up going insane, if he hasn't already.
Right now he was devising a plan. A plan that consisted of many people as victims. Innocent people that were sure to get hurt. This plan he thought was genious.
"Why couldn't I have thought of this plan five years ago?" he said while writing. This time he could not fail.
"I'm just sorry for the people who have to perish because of the little Simpsons. But in the end it will be worth it." he added maniacly. He knew the only way out this time was to escape. And right then he new the perfect way. The next day he would make his escape.
"Okay at visiting hours I'll make sure everyone is gone, and then I'll escape." he muttered.
At visiting hours, he checked once then twice, and everyone seemed to be gone. He grabbed his chizler, that he got three years ago before he was put in jail. He headed over to his window and started cutting the bars.
"Thank Goodness my jail cell is the only one with the window. But I can't see why." he thought to himself. He started chizling pretending that the bars were Bart and Lisa.
"Oh! Bart makes me so mad. Why couldn't I have killed him already! And Lisa, oh Lisa, she thinks she's so smart. By foiling me once! We'll see which ones smarter! Once I get my hands on them, I'm going to kill them!" he mumbled a bit to loud.
"Hey you! What are you doing?" asked one of the fat guards.
"Oh nothing. Just admiring the bars..." Bob replied.
"Oh ok, just don't admire them too much, you might end up escaping." the fat guard said while eating his doughnuts.
Bob was about to cut the last bit he needed to, when all the people were ending there visiting. He finally cut it, shattered the window, climbed through and started running. He ran like he had never runned before. But the problem was, he had set off the alarm. The dogs were barking, people were shouting and running after him. All he could see was the wall, the wall that would give him freedom, the wall that would save his life. And at that moment, when one of the guards had released a dog,
"Thou shall eatith my shorts!" Sideshow Bob had escaped.
Phase one complete.
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Next, is Bart's Birthday. A quick summary: We see that it is 2 years into the future, and Bart is turning 13. They think that Sideshow Bob's attempts are over, but they will soon be incredibly wrong. Also, Bob finds a place where he will begin phase 3.