This is just something really random. This would never happen but it just popped into my head... It's written like a play because that's how I saw it in my head.
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Edward: (looking confused as he sees his fiancée) Bella...? Alice told me you needed me... Why are you standing on top of your truck? (sees that she is shaking) What's wrong?! Are you hurt?!
Bella: (indeed standing on the hood of her truck, looking terrified) Edward! (whimpers and points at the truck beneath her)
Edward: (now internally freaking out at Bella's odd behavior) What?! Is something wrong with your truck? (runs over to truck and inspects it) It looks fine to me...
Bella: (whimpers, then gasps out the words) No, it's... it's... not the truck... it's... (sobs and covers her face with her hands fearfully)
Edward: (clearly panicking and frustrated) Bella! Please, tell me what's wrong! (attempts to pull her down from the truck)
Bella: (allows to be held by Edward) It's... under it. (whimpers)
Edward: What's under what? Is something under your truck? (Bella nods and he tries to stand her up on the ground to take a look)
Bella: (sobs) Nodontputmedown! (clings to him)
Edward: Bella, love, calm down. It's okay. (steps away from the truck and peeks underneath it)
Bella: (fearfully glances under the truck and squeals) Edward...please! It's...
Edward: (stands up and grins slightly) Bella, you just ran over a squirrel.
Bella: (nods) I... I didn't mean to!
Edward: (turns Bella away from the truck and tries to comfort her) Why are you getting so upset about this, love?
Bella: It's... a wild animal and... (whimpers) it's scary.
Edward: (chuckles) Bella, I think you might have acquired agrizoophobia.
Bella: (sobs finally subsiding) Huh?
Edward: The fear of wild animals.
Bella: Oh... (eyes gathering with fresh tears) But...
Edward: Yes, Alice told me it would be ironic.
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Agrizoophobia – the fear of wild animals