KHR D OR D
Warning: Some swearing
Don't own, no suey!
Two figures walk into a building, one girl and one a boy. The girl turns on the lights…
Loli: Hi! I welcome you to my first ever dare fic. Tsuna is also here!
Tsuna: Hello. Loli-san why am I here?
Loli: Because I love you! *Huggles Tsuna* OH don't call me Loli-san, Loli is just fine
Tsuna: Thank you? And okay.
Loli: *straight face* you're welcome.
Tsuna: *sweatdrop* Anyway, D or D? What does that mean?
Loli: YOU DON'T KNOW!
Tsuna: . . .no
Loli: *takes giant gulp of air* Well, my sweet little tuna fish D or D means Dare or Dare, kind of like Truth or Dare but Dare or Dare. It is going to be awesome! XD
Tsuna: Oh. . . Wait, tuna fish?
Loli: *looks serious* Yes, tuna fish.
Tsuna: . . .
Loli: *stare*
Tsuna: Okay!
Loli: Yay! *glomps*
Loli: Almostforgot to introduce the other KHR characters.
Loli presses a button on a remote and spotlights are shone on the wall. All of the KHR characters are chained up.
Tsuna: Why is everyone chained up but me?
Loli: *Glomps Tsuna* because you're harmless and won't hurt me.
Tsuna: *Sweatdrop* why would the hurt you?
Loli: *Pulls out mysterious box* this.
Tsuna: A box?
Loli: No, Tsuna, its what's inside the box. *pats Tsuna on the head* you're so cute and clueless.
Hayato: Let me out of here you bitch!
Loli: *Drops box* I'm a bitch?
Hayato: Yes, yes you are.
Loli: Yes, I did it! *Hugs Tsuna*
Tsuna: What do you mean by 'I did it'?
Loli: *serious* I want to be a bitch.
Everyone: . . . Why?
Loli: I think it is a very good quality to have. *bows* Thank you master of being a bitch.
Takeshi: Maa Maa~ As long as she wants to be one she can.
Loli: Thank you for understanding. *hugs Takeshi* One down, all other characters except Tsuna to go! *fist pump*
Everyone: *Sweatdrop*
Loli: What? I just want people to understand me and I just refuse to taint our perfect little universal uke's mind.
Everyone: . . .
Tsuna: . . . Thank you?
Loli: I mean you guys will do it for me eventually. Fufufufu. .
Tsuna: HIIiii! Loli don't say stuff like that!
Hayato: Yeah! Tenth will always be our perfect little universal uke.
Everyone: *silence*
Loli: Wrong part, dude, wrong part. *noms on popcorn*
Hayato: *blushes*I-I mean we will never taint him, right guys? *glares*
Everyone: *nods*
Loli: Okaay, movin' on. *throws popcorn*
Byakuran: Oww!
Loli: Here are the rest of the characters. You just heard Byakuran, but say hi anyway Byakuran.
Byakuran: Hello~ I will destroy this world.
Loli: You can't because you are chained to a wall. Ooh kinky.
Everyone: Kinky?
Loli: What? Being chained to a wall is kinky isn't it? I mean I'm sure Tsuna has been chained to a wall before, right. He has had to be kidnapped as Vongola when he is older right?
Tsuna: Loli, you can't tell them about the future!
Loli: So you are going to be kidnapped? Sweet!
Everyone: *stunned*
Hayato: Loli how could you say that? You don't know the future.
Loli: No, but it seems Tsuna here does. Now why do you know that you're going to be kidnapped and chained to a wall?
Tsuna: Well, let's just say wrong time for the Ten-Year Bazooka to go off.
Everyone: *silence*
Loli: Awesome!
Rohei: (fail spelling) to the Extreme!
Loli: I shall introduce one more person which is Hibari Kyouya! *fan girl scream*
Hibari: Hn
Loli: A man of few words. *drool*
Tsuna: Are you okay, Loli?
Loli: I will be tunafish. I will be.
Loli: Now for some rules.
Tsuna: *drum roll*
Loli: Thanks! Rule 1. You may dare all people in the KHR world including me. Rule 2. All dares accepted, any pairing. Het, straight, (Yuck) echi, Yuri, (Ewww) and finally Yaoi! (Yes, Yes and Yes!) Any other thing I didn't mention is welcome also. Rule 3. Dare with a limit people, or at least once I get going.
Tsuna: Loli, what is yaoi?
Loli: *face plant* Tsuna you are so innocent. That is why I love you. Chuu~
Tsuna: Okay. *sweatdrop* Why did you put it there?
Loli: *eyes glass over* because I love it. Especially you with a certain someone. XD
Tsuna: *blushes* HIIIiii! Loli! I do not like Hibari-san.
Everyone: *silence*
Loli: I never said Hibari.
Hibari: Hn.
Tsuna: *stuttering* B-b-but-t. . .
Loli: I knew you love him. I mean the manga is like, so straight forward, it's just screaming 1827.
Tsuna: It is not! That is just your imagination.
Loli: And what an imagination it is. *staring off into space*
Tsuna: . . .
Loli: *starting to drool*
Tsuna: . . . Well, we lost her. Please review ne~ *smiles brightly*
Loli: *snaps out of it* Yes, Dare or I will find you. Fufufufu. . .
A/N-
Hope you like.
(My spelling check wanted me to put tuna instead of Tsuna!) LOL