Hello my people. I am Cerventes, God Emperor of all Dakari, but I am taking a current break and writing a Pirates of the Carribbean story for fun because i like it. What would happen if Will fell in love with Elizabeth in modern?Who knows! No flames!
Will and Elizabeth Knightley were on a date to the City. They were doing many things, and it was the best first date they could have asked for. It was time for the way home, too quick for Will and Elizabeth anyway.
"Will," ELizabeth Knightley pondered. Is it possible to... you know... take the long ride?
"Hmmmm" will looked intrigued for a moment. "I see what you mean. After all, no need to... rush on home."
Elizabeth agreed in excitement and they took the country road instead of the instertate to make it back to Elizabeth's house. Will was too bad that elizabeth was leaving so soon, but he didnt want to rush a great date.
As they drove, it seemed that their relationship was kindiling. Will almost felt like there was a temperature rising. Was it the heater? No, he thought it was love. It was pretty good.
Along the way, they encountered a railroad crossing, just an ordinary one. Will didn't think it was so big of a deal. However, he was wrong. Dead wrong.
As they aproachead, E.K (Elizabeth Knightly for short) heard a strange ringing sound, like a humbling, rumbling noise.
"Will, I think we have a crisis!" Elizabeth freked
"ELizabeth, ther are no commies, do not panic!"
"A NICLEAR WAR!" Elizabeth womaned
"Elizabeth, no!" ITs a train!" Will controlled, to comforting effect.
"Oh, OK. I can deal" Elizabeth said as the threats of modern times left her soal.
As they went in front of the train-tracks, they saw the frieght train pass by. Will knew it wasn't a passenger train because there was no passangers, and he didn't think people would fit in the oil tanks.
"Argh! Now we'll never get to my house in time for... you know..." Elizabeth screamed in frusteration and bemoaning.
"Elizabeth, it's OK. Maybe we can take this oppurtunity... for love." Will said as the heat came back.
E.K's eyes widened like a train.
Will are you sure?" Elizabeth atifled, but it was to no avail. Pheromones were in the air, and there was no stoppoing the love.
ELizabeth kissed will and began to sex. The train was never ending, so it seemed like a sfae bet. THe train rolled higher and higher, as did ELizabeth's passion. When they were done, there was an angry man outside. The train had been over for ten minutes!
"Excuxe me, said the police," there is no sex on the tracks. you will appear in fines.
Elizabeth and will were shocked in awed, and didnt know what to do. But as they were issued the felony, they decided something relly important: Make love, not misdemaenor.
As for the commies... War is never the option.
Ok guys, tell me khow you thin of a modern twist on pirates of the carribean. Please review, i have an idea for a sequal