"What an awful day…" Midorima shintaro sighed to himself. He had his lucky item of the day a video game in his hand. He was off to his new friend's house to play video games. Midorima wasn't normally a fan of them, but playing with the bad boy (A/N: THAT'S MY FAV CASCADA SONG EVAR!) of the neighborhood Jake Muller made it bearable.

It was 6 P.M.. and he was spending the night. Jake only lived with his father Albert. He didn't really know much about them other than they moved into the neighborhood a few months ago. They were from someplace in europe. Edonia was it? Some Eastern European country. Midorima always had a hard time with geography.

He knocked on the door and Jake answered wearing pajama bottoms just. His shirt was nowhere to be found and his toned well-built body gave Midorima an instant half-on. Half on because it wasn't a full hard on. Midorima blushed but kept his cool.

What wouldPepe do? Midorim a thought to himself

"Hello." Midorima said calmly.

Nailed it.

"Yo, you got the game?" Jake said nonchalantly. Midorima just nodded showing him his copy of a game titled BIOHAZARD.

"Sweet!" Midorima came in and Jake smacked his ass and closed the door behind him. Midorima let out a single tear because he might finally stop being a virgin after tonight. God bless.

"Jakey-poo is that your friend?" Albert, Jake's father yelled from the kitchen.

"Ugh, yeah dad." Jake glared at his dad's direction.

"Oh! Hello midorima!" Albert was wearing a bright pink apron. Midorima got an instant hard on. Fully erect. It was as hard as a diamond. Rock solid. He could knock a man out with his large, fully erect long dong. It was almost incredible, really.

"H-H-Hello…"

"We're going to my room." Jake jealously grabbed Midorimas arm and led him into his room. On the way their Midorima saw a picture of a woman with a small jake. She was also smokin' hot. God damm, did the Mullers have some good genes orhwat?

"I saw that woman in the picture in the hallways. Was she your mum?" Jake closed the door a sighed.

"she was. But she died."

"Oh…im sorry…I shouldn't have"

"No…you deserve to know. She had cancer. She died last year. It was up to me to make the money to help her get better so I took on mercenary work but she didn't get better and she died…I killed peope Midorima. I'm an merderer. I came here to escape my past."

"Gasp," midorama gasped. "I still…lvoe you though." Midorima whispered softy.

"You…you love me? You really mean it/?" Midorima dropped the video game to the ground, stroking Jakes scarred cheek.

"I do. I love you." Jake leaned in and kissed Midorima with the firey passions of a thousand firing guns. Jake ran his hands through midorimas hair. They started getting steamy and Jake ripped off Midorimas clothes. Midorimas shuttered at being so exposed in fron t of his lover. Jake took off his clothes too and rubbed a hand over his already hard dick. Midroima whistled in appreciation.

"thanks," Jake gave a jerkey thumbs up motion before jerking his dick up. Midorima knew what he had to do. He rolled over and waited for Jake to enter him. Jake grabbed some lotion, Aveeno ®, and rubbed it all over his dick. Getting it all nice and ready. With one thrust, he entered Midorima whole and Midorima cried because it was so good and he was the type to cry during sex. Im 30 seconds both of them were done.

"That was excellent…" Midorima said with a satisfied sigh.

"Yeah…are you ready for round two?" jake wiggled his eyebrow suggestively.

"Can I join?" Wesker yelled from the cracked open door where he stood.

"Ye—" Midorimwa was cut off.

"NO! FUCK OFF DAD !" Jake threw his Aveeno ® bottle at wesker and he left.

"Lets go…"

And they had sex three more times before Midorima died.

But Midorima didn't die a virgin...

The end