A/N: This is my first attempted humor fic. Please be nice.
By Jigglyman
Mr. Announcer: Welcome all of you guys…
Zelda: Ahem…
Mr. Announcer: And girls…
Pikachu: Ahem…
Mr. Announcer: And Pokémon…
Fox: Ahem…
Mr. Announcer: And… oh, forget it! Welcome Smashers…
Alien: Ahem…
Mr. Announcer: Welcome all living things that are presently here…
A Rock: Ahem…
Mr. Announcer: What the…? Okay… Welcome, all objects…
An Empty Seat: Ahem, brainiac.
Mr. Announcer: What are you supposed to be?
An Empty Seat: Wind, you dimwitted dork from hell.
Mr. Announcer: Okay… that's weird…
An Empty Seat: Shut the hell up, Miyamoto wannabe… wait a minute! I said I was Wind!
Jigglyman: You look like An Empty Seat to me…
An Empty Seat: Why you…
Robot Voice: 10 minutes later.
Jigglyman: (with a black eye) I never knew wind could be so strong…
An Empty—I mean, Wind: Damn right we are.
Mr. Announcer: (desperate) Welcome all of you bits and pieces of matter!
Young Link: Ahem…
Mr. Announcer: (roaring) WHAT NOW?
Mini-Elfy: (whimpering) I… I… just wanted to be noticed… and don't you damn ever call me Mini-Elfy!
Jigglyman: (sarcastic) Oh no, I'm so scared…
Robot Voice: 10 minutes later…
Jigglyman: (with two black eyes) Ouch…
Mr. Announcer: (really desperate) Welcome all whose favorite food is chocolate cockroaches inside rotting bananas!
(crickets chirp)
Donkey Kong: I like bananas…
Peach: SCISSORS!
Mr. Announcer: Finally… now, I would like to talk about the strategies of the north-north-west side of the stage of Final Destination. It seems that that spot is 4.5 millimeters above…
Robot Voice: For 10 minutes, Mr. Announcer drove on and on, catching only Mewtwo's interest, as shown:
Mr. Announcer: Yes, but Mario's Fireball will almost always (87%) knock the opponent 0.789 meters away…
Mewtwo: True, but you are forgetting my theory when Falco goes to the bathroom at 3:34 PM, Mario will create a nuclear explosion, therefore knocking the opponent back 0.7890000001 meters…
Robot Voice: So, 10 minutes later…
Mr. Announcer: …and thus, that concludes it.
Robot Voice: Suddenly, a giant gerbil assassinated Mr. Announcer.
Everyone: YAY!
Robot Voice: Then the gerbil's friend, Mr. De-Humidifier, assassinated Jigglyman!
Everyone: YAY!
Robot Voice: Which therefore meant the story had to stop.
Everyone: BRING BACK JIGGLYMAN!
Will Jigglyman me brought back? Should I be writing this right now? Is this actually having a real plot? Tune in next time for another episode of Monty Python's Flying Circus! Wait a second, that isn't right…