EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY
SIMBA
VS
NALA
BEGIN
[SIMBA]
ALRIGHT MY DEAR WIFE TIME TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH
WHEN I FINISH THIS RAP YOU WILL FUCK ME TOO
YOU ARE SUCH A RETARD WHEN YOU FACE THE HYNEAS
I COULDN'T EVEN FIGURE OUT WHY YOU COULDN'T FACE IT
HOW MANY CHILD IS YOUR TUMMY IS FUCKING
FIRST IT KIARA AND KOPA AND KION YOU PUSSY
WHERE WERE YOU IN THE PRIDELAND DURING SCAR REIGN
LEAVING ME BEHIND WILL MAKE YOU INSANE
[NALA]
NOW SIMBA DEAR YOU ARE SUCH A SHITTY LION
I HAVE TO FACE THE TRUTH SO YOU DON'T COME IN CRYING
YOU SHOULD'VE SAW SCAR WHO KILLED YOU FATHER
OTHERWISE YOU WOULD'VE MADE US WORRIED AND IT TOOK FOREVER
DON'T JUDGE OUR KIDS JUST BECAUSE WE HAVE THREE
EVEN ONE FROM THE BOOK, MOVIE AND A SERIES
YOU ARE SUCH A HAIRBALL AND YOU WERE PRETTY INTENSE
WHEN YOU EVER NOTICE THAT YOU PUT IT TO THE TEST
[SIMBA]
YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR PROBLEM IS, YOU HAD A CHILD VITANI
YOU TOLD ME NOT TO KEEP A FUCKING SECRET FROM ME
WELL LET FACE THE FACT THAT I HAVE MANY FRIENDS
DID YOU FUCK SCAR AFTER YOU JUST SPEND
I WALK ON THE WILD SIDE LAUGHING IN THE FACE OF DANGER
HOPING THAT THE KING WILL LAST FOREVER
I WILL RULE PRIDEROCK AND THEN FIRE ZAZU
IF YOU WANNA KEEP HIM WELL SCREW YOU
[NALA]
SIMBA WATCH YOUR MOUTH YOU HAVE A LION PROBLEM
YOU ARE JUST LIKE LUXARY WITH THE THUNDER IN YOUR CEREBRUM
YOU PUT ME IN DANGER AND YOU HIT A GIRL NAMED ZIRA
SHAME ON YOU SIMBA YOU SHOULD SUCK A VAGINA
YOU COPYCATTER KING YOU ARE JUST LIKE HAMLET
KEEPING KIARA AWAY FROM KOVU IS LIKE ROMEO AND JULIET
I THINK I'LL BE GOING AND SOON YOU WILL DIE
I WILL STILL BE IN LOVE WITH YOU AS A GOODBYE
WHO WON
YOU DECIDE