How to Surrvive Norrisville High

by 0Amelia0

Everything you need to know about getting through your four years at the demented school you are being forced to attend, including dodging the Stank, living through classes, avoiding weird/creepy students, and surviving field trips.

1. Intro

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters mentioned or phrases from the TV show.

I put this up because it is a technical paper I wrote for school a while ago, and I wanted to see how good (or bad) people thought it was.

How to Survive Norrisville High

Introduction

If you are reading this, then your parents have probably enrolled you in Norrisville High School. They have most likely told you "It is great!", and that "you'll love it!", and they have possibly told you about all their wonderful memories. But you've heard the rumors. You know that your parents are dirty liars! Norrisville High is not a lovely little haven that you can visit in times of trouble. It's not even just a school.

This guide is full of tips on how to survive the horrid place, and maybe even make a name for yourself. It will deliver you from the ruse of the evil lizard-sorcerer in the basement, will keep you safe from the crazed teachers and the killer field trips to killer man-made volcanoes with giant, killer, red-orange amoebas (not to mention that weird Julian kid).