A SERIES OF HILARIOUS EVENTS

By: CARDCAPTOR FANATIC

Disclaimer: No I do not own card captor sakura in any way !

Full Summary: Okay so Sakura Kinomoto and Syoaran Li have been enemies ever since they set eyes on each other! Why you may ask well let's just say that Li has always had a knack for pissing Sakura off and enjoying every second of it! ( Lol ). But what is unknown to all is that Li has a history of a series of hilarious yet unfortunate events in his life. What will happen when Sakura finally comes up with a master plan to get revenge on Li? Can this be linked with his past? Oh yeah and Tomoyo and Eriol play a very interesting role in this fanfic tooo!

Ringggggggg! Rinnnnnnnnnnnnng! Rang the alarm clock in a young 15 years old girl's room in Japan. The room was covered with pictures of the young girl's friends, family, and other posters. The room was a shocking pink with cherry blossoms painted on each wall. Sakura Kinomoto lay their oblivious to the ringing alarm clock right by her ear. When all of a sudden the curtains swung open with rays of the sun almost blinding her and she was hit in the face with freezing cold water!

"HOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" yelled Sakura with her beautiful white creamy complexion, magnificent emerald orbs and honey brown auburn shoulder length hair.

"That's what you get for not waking up on time you kajuuu!" yelled Sakura's older brother Touya with a smirk on his face cleary enjoying the torture that he had put upon Sakura. "Oni-Channnnn! I am not a kajuuu!" sakura yelled as she jumped out of bed and ran around her room trying to brush her teeth the same time as putting on her school uniform. "well you better hurry up kajuu! Or you'll be late for your first day of Junior high!"

"grrrrrrrrr" was all Sakura could make out as she ran downstairs stuffed her mouth with toast and was about to run out the door with only 5 min left to get to school when Touya called out "Sakura don't forget to do your chores and I have to work late today so you can have a friend over for dinner if you'd like". With no time to reply sakura jetted out the door and was roller blading as fast as she could when she bumped into someone. (A/N: chee I wonder who that could be lol?) Sakura looked up and her eyes widened. "YOU!" she yelled in outrage at a chocolate brown shaggy haired boy with dark brown eyes that she could never overcome in a glaring contest with. Yes you guessed it right it was Syaoran Li her worst enemy, the most annoying, pestering, dumb, irritating, pain in the world. Okay well he's not really dumb but you get the picture. Sakura hated him! "why do you have to bump into me every single day!" she yelled " literally I mean you bumped into me everyday, every morning last year and now you're doing it again! Arrrr! Why can't you just leave me alone! Do you like stalk me or something?"

All through this Li just sat their staring at Sakura with a big devilish smirk on his face. Perhaps this was because he had once again succeeded in pissing Sakura off or maybe it was the fact that he was lying on top of her and she just hadn't come out of her trance of yelling at Li to realize it yet.

Either way Sakura shut up and realized that he was on top of her and pushed him off faster then you can say "wowie"

"oh come on Sakura I no you liked" he stated with his trademark smirk that would make girls swoon over him.

" ahhhhhhhhh" sakura yelled and hit Li on the top of his head with her 1000 page encyclopedia and ran off to school not wanting him to ruin her whole day.

Saukura's POV

I finally got away from the stupid bastard and was about to enter the class room when the door automatically opened. Their stood Ms. Mizuki my new home room teacher glaring at me with her blood-red eyes.

She moved back and let me enter the class room; I could feel the eyes of all my classmates upon me.

"Why are you late Sakura Kinomoto? On your first day tooo hmmm?" she asked clearly ticked. "I'm sorry sensei I kind of ran into a boulder before I got to school" I stated still a little pissed that I was late again because of Li.

"Okay Miss Kinomoto I won't allow rebels like you disrupting my class like this and so as punishment you can stay in an hour's detention today after school"

"But.." I stated when I was cut off by Li walking in with a disgruntled look on his face and a big red bump on his head.

"What on earth happened to you Mr. Li?" asked the sensei staring questioningly towards Li's bump.

"Sorry sensei I kind of ran into a boulder before I got to school" Li said and then smirked at me. I could feel the veins of my head throbbing with anger. I wanted to strangle him right their and then.

The class and sensei stared from Li to me as if expecting me to say something offensive. They all new that Sakura had always hated Li and had no problem in putting two and two together.

All of a sudden the sensei broke the silence and said "well I can see you two have planned this all to disrupt my class Mr. Li you will join Kinomoto here after school in an hour's detention now sakura sit across from Tomoyo , Tomoyo please raise your hand." I felt my heart leap as I saw my best friend Tomoyo Daidouji. Tomoyo was a raven haired girl with amethyst eyes she was the most popular girl in school and had been best friends with Sakura since they were in diapers. Tomoyo waved to me and I sat down across from her thinking that I could maybe deal with Li if I had my best friend with me. But my smile turned upside down when the sensei stated "and Li you can sit behind Sakura".

' I am soo doomed' I thought as he walked up to me and whispered "this will be another interesting year my honey buns" before sitting down behind me.

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Well that's the first chappie! I hoped you enjoyed it because there is more where that came from! Lots of laughs in future chappies I promise! I just had to get through the first chappie next chapter the fun begins! (lol). Please review if you like this fic and I will update again verrrrry sooon but I want reviews because this is my first fic! So please review review review! Thanks love ya guys! Byez!