TEEN RED DWARF TITANS: When Titans meet Dwarves
DESCRIPTION:
3 Millions years in the future, inside spaceship Red Dwarf, the Teen Titans face the destiny of mankind, the infinity of the universe and the meaning of smeg. (Teen Titans-Red Dwarf Crossover)
DISCLAIMER:
The sci-fi comedy TV-series: Red Dwarf belongs to Grant Naylor and the BBC.
The amerime: Teen Titans belongs to DC Comics, Warner Brothers and their sister Dot.
AUTHOR'S NOTE:
Set during the Red Dwarf season 4&5.
Set before the Teen Titans season 5
Sorry for the murky language.
I know, I should be finishing my other fan fictions, but I suffered from a year long writers-block.
Imagine the Holly of your choice.
CHAPTER 1: RED DWARF
One tiny orange spaceship flew staggering slowly through space.
"No, NO, NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Beast Boy shouted in panic.
"Get a grip Beast Boy." said Robin.
"Get a grip? Our hyper drive is broken and by this speed, we'll need 2 weeks to get to Tamaran, we'll starve by then."
"I swear to you Beast Boy, we won't starve." said Cyborg.
"We won't?"
"Yes, we only got oxygen for 3 days."
"Whoa. That was actually more depressing than what I was gonna say." said Raven.
Just when Beast Boy was about getting hysterical. Starfire interrupted him.
"Don't panic! We'll find a way, we always find a way."
"Star," Robin asked her, "You can travel through Space. Can you get help?
"I'm afraid to say no Robin. We are in a spatial void. There are no wormholes or planets with gravitation around I can use."
"I got a solution," said Beast Boy, "I try to transform into a plant and create oxygen."
"Great, I always wanted to breath Beast Boy air." deadpanned Raven.
"Then tell me a BETTER SOLUTION." yelled Beast Boy to her.
Suddenly Robin had the solution to save them all. He turned to Cyborg.
"Cyborg, remember that we upgraded the T-sub shields with a stasis field."
"Yeah. They did a good job to defend us from the chronoton-detonator-missiles."
"So how about we reroute the ship's stasis field to the inside."
"Robin that's brilliant. When we are frozen in time, our oxygen will last forever."
"Well done, we found a way!" Starfire congratulated them.
"Good thinking," smiled Raven. "Then we also don't need supplies for the next 2 weeks."
Beast Boy was puzzled, he turned to Robin:
"What is it?"
"Well Beast Boy. The stasis field creates a static field of time. See, just as X-rays can't pass through lead, time cannot penetrate a stasis field."
Beast Boy was still puzzled, he turned to Raven:
"What IS it?"
"Time cannot penetrate a stasis field. So, although you exist, you no longer exists in time, and for you time itself does not exist."
Again Beast Boy was puzzled, he turned to Starfire:
"WHAT IS it?"
"You see, although you're still a mass, you are no longer an event in space-time, you are a non-event mass with a quantum probability of zero."
Beast Boy still had no idea, he turned to Cyborg:
"WHAT IS IT?"
It's like what happened to Fry in the first episode of Futurama.
"Oh! Well, why didn't you say it the first place?"
Cyborg grinned while the others groaned.
The rerouting of the stasis field took only a couple of minutes.
"Finished." smiled Robin while his finger rest on the switch that activates the reverted stasis field. "The stasis generator will switch off when we have arrived on Tamaran."
"We shall rejoice in 2 week on my planet." cheered Starfire.
Robin switched on the stasis field which put them all into suspended animation. So they were frozen in time and didn't noticed the two long weeks they needed to get to the planet Tamaran…
Unfortunately, one week before the they arrived, Tamaran was destroyed to make way for a new hyperspace bypass.
3 MILLION AND 200 YEARS LATER
One gigantic 6 miles long/ 3miles wide red spaceship paved it's way majestically through space. It was sending out a recorded message.
"This is an SOS distress call from the Jupiter Mining Corporation ship Red Dwarf.
I am Holly 6000, the ship's computer.
The crew are dead, killed by a radiation leak 3 million years ago.
The only survivors are Dave Lister, who was in a suspended animation inside a stasis field during the disaster, Arnold Rimmer, a hologram simulation of one of the dead crew, Cat, a creature who evolved in 3 million years from the pregnant ship's cat and Kryten, a Series 4000 robotic servant mechanoid.
Additional:
We've picked up a distress call from a spacecraft of the 21st century, so we made a detour from our way back to Earth to rescue them.
Our biggest enemy is going space crazy through loneliness. The only thing that helps me maintain my slender grip on reality is the friendship I share with my collection of singing potatoes."
Later, inside the belly of the ship Red Dwarf, the T-spaceship stood in a gigantic hanger and was covered with slick from the last 3 million years. Inside, the ship's computer woke up from it's 3 million years standby mode. After analysing it's environment and the oxygen atmosphere surrounding it, it decided the time was ripe to switch off the stasis field and resurrect the crew.
TO BE CONTINUED