This is the sequel to my fic. What I Say And What I Mean Are Completely Different. I had lots of people help me on this fic and I would like to thank them. In particular, I would like to thank i-have-issuses-deal-with-it.

Disclaimer: Must you people insist on reminding me that I don't own Naruto!

A/N: In this the rookie nine are 16. Kakashi and Kurenai are 31. Tsunade is…..well ,she just old.

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She didn't understand him. Nothing she did would ever get her that knowledge. He said she was fat, he thought she was should eat more. It was supposed to be simple. Life was just not fair for Kurenai Yuuhi. Anko Mitarashi, her best friend and a great ninja herself, was just as clueless about Kurenai's predicament.

"It doesn't make sense." said Kurenai.

"I don't get it either." Anko stated as confused as ever" One day you both are both going to break down and confuse to each other. Get it over with already."

Wow. Maybe she did understand, or at least understood better than she gave herself credit for.

"Well I don't see you running over to Iruka!" insulted Kurenai.

"Well maybe I would, but he's always busy teaching innocent children."

"You do know one of the kids I teach is Konohamaru, don't you?" interrupted a voice.

"Oh…Hey Iruka. How you doing?" asked Kurenai.

"I'm fine. Thank you. But innocent child is a terrible statement for Konohahmaru." Iruka stated. "I guess his behavior comes from spending time with Naruto over the years."

"No, that child was torture before he even met Naruto" uttered Anko.

"Anko used to have to baby-sit him for the 4th Hokage." told Kurenai.

"Little monster bite on more than one occasion."

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Tsunade was laughing her head of, as was her apprentice Sakura.

"What don't you understand about it?" asked Tsunade.

"I don't understand him." said Kurenai.

"Well no one really understands men. It's because they don't know what they want or need until a woman tells them. "explained Sakura.

"That's true. A wise man is considered wise because he went home and asked his wife." responded Kurenai.

"Men are such perverts, why waste time?" Tsunade half asked and half stated.

"I always assumed you and Jiraiya had something going on." admitted Kurenai.

"I am appalled"

"Does that mean yes?" questioned Sakura.

"Well …shut up, you" Tsunade answered.

"All relationships are different. Some are more distant than others .Due to fears of commitment, or brothers slaying their clan, stuff like that." explained Sakura.

"Actually dear I think your's and Sasuke's relationship is a little less common." Tsunade added.

"Well the point is he's distant from me."

"That's because he thinks you're a stalker."

"We're working on it okay. Besides I quit that along time ago."

"What part of the Uchiha estate is Sasuke's room located in?"

"East Wing"

"See"

"Old habits die hard, and I said we are working on it."

"But Kakashi and I aren't distant and we're not exactly together…yet." interrupted Kurenai.

"So how are you going to get him." asked Tsunade.

"I don't know yet."

"Is there anything you do know about what's going on." questioned Sakura.

"I did until yesterday". answered Kurenai.

Now it was Sakura and Tsunade's turn to be clueless. They were sending looks to Kurenai that just said "what the hell happened".

It was hard not to laugh, see couldn't laugh. She absolutely would not laugh. Too late she laughed.

"What are you laughing at?" asked the 5th Hokage.

"You both look hilarious." Kurenai said it as if ,it was a normal everyday thing to laugh at the hokage.

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"Could he be more obvious?" said Sakura, meaning it to be more of a statement than a question.

"No, yes ,maybe…oh I don't know." uttered Kurenai.

Kurenai had spent years training Hinata Hyuuga. She had obviously picked up Hinata's finger twisting habit.

"Do you know if he likes you, for sure?" broke in Tsunade.

"No"

"One way to find out for sure."

"Oh really how's that?"

"We play a couple mind games with him."

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Well, I want to see if people like it so. Please review. If people like it enough I will continue the fic.

Enough for now, Natalie