A/N: Okay, this just randomly came to me one day, and I had to write it down
A/N: Okay, this just randomly came to me one day, and I had to write it down. This is my first Twilight fic, and pretty OOC, so bear with me!
Note: This is based on a true story!
Bella Edward Emmett
Edward,Edward,Edward!
Whatwhatwhat?
Guess what?
Ooh! Can I guess?
No, Emmett, go away!
Fine! Be that way!
-ignores Emmett- Umm… I don't know, love, what?
I bought a FISH!
…
I thought you'd be excited! –sobs-
No, Bella, don't cry! I am, erm, excited. But, why?
Well, I was driving home, and a saw a pet store. And then I was all, "OOH, A PET STORE!" So I pulled over. And when I walked in, I saw the most bee-YUTIFUL fishy ever! So I bought him!
Erm… okay?
Guess what I named him!
I don't know, love. What?
Eddy!
Don't call me Eddy!
No, Edward, I named the fish Eddy!
Oh. You named a fish after me?
Yep! Guess why!
I don't know. Why?
Cuz he's SHINY!
Bella, you do realize that you know several other vampires, right? Why name it after me?
Well, God, Edward! I can't just name my fish "Emmett" or something—that's retarded!
YOU THINK MY NAME IS RETARDED?
No, Emmett, I think you are retarded.
Oh. HEY!
-grins-