THE CRONICLES OF RAVY AND ARTY

The Sequel

Authors Note: No thanks to those who didn't review, I'm starting the sequel. Artemis Fowl at Farm Camp. When will Arty actually attend Gothic University, we may never know.

Gothic Academy and/or University

Artemis Fowl the second was exceedingly confused. He had been at this school 6 days, not including the World Destruction Tour, and now…

"I'M LEAVING!"

"Not necessarily leaving, just going to Camp for… what? 5days…." replied Raven.

"We're going to camp!" cried Bob.

Then the chicken obsessive boy continued packing his chickens in a crate.

Artemis pointed his thumb over his shoulder at Bob.

"And why might I ask are you allowing Bob to bring his repulsive chickens?"

"Because…. Instead of rejecting native animals... it's, ah…. Encouraged?" said Rose.

"Encouraged?" asked Artemis disbelievingly. "What camp exactly are we going to?"

Raven coughed into her hand, and that cough sounded an awful lot like….

"FARM CAMP!" screamed Artemis.

Yeah, like that.

Some how, I have actually no idea as to how, but somehow, they had managed to get Artemis to agree to come.

But he still wasn't all that happy about it.

"So, you're telling me, that I have to do chores around a putrid farm, such as chicken feeding-"

"That's why I'm going!" shouted Bob.

"-pig feeding, horse washing, cow milking, and mucking out horse stalls?"

"Well, you'll also have to muck out cow stalls as well."

"And I have to do this… why?"

"Because it'll be fun."

"Oh. My. God. "

"You'll also get to go swimming, and horseback riding, and blue berry picking, and-"

"I'm going to die there, aren't I?"

"Probably."

Once everyone who was going, was packed, Butler began to drive them to camp.

Raven, Fell, Hannah, Bob, Neko, Rose, Artemis (obviously), and Evil were going.

"By the way," said Raven as they pulled into the Farm, "We're going to meet a new person who as soon as camp is over, will be attending GA."

"Alright… and who would that be?"

"Uh…. I didn't actually get a name out of her. Just…. You know what? Just call her Dude."

"You're kidding."

"No, I'm not."

"You do realize people have names for a reason."

"Blah blah blah blah."

They all climbed out of the car and immediately Artemis groaned.

It was a farm alright. They in a driveway that was in the shape of a circle with a garden in the middle, next to a small house on their left, while on their right was a barn with many fields beyond it. Plus he could smell the cows.

"Oh dear."

Suddenly, a girl came running up to them.

"Hi! I'm Dude."

Artemis made a bad choice there and then. A choice he was reeeeeeeeeaaaaaaally going to regret.

"Dude? Do you really expect me to call you Dude?"

"Well… yes?"

"Not a chance. How about I call you Dudette?"

There was a deadly silence.

"Or how about you DON'T call me that and I don't through cow dung at your head with a pitchfork?"

But Artemis wasn't listening anymore. But if he had been, he could have saved him self a few baths in the pond.

Dude narrowed her eyes and turned towards the two people coming out of the barn.

"Hello," said one of the women. "I'm Amelia, and this here is Maggie."

They shook hands with them.

"Okay," said Maggie. "You can put your stuff in the house, lunch is in an hour but first, there is a few rules we have to go over."

They all nodded.

"First of all, the animal's come first. Before we do anything else, we have to make sure the animals are taken care of. Got it?"

"Got it."

"Okay, another thing, if you are not doing a chore, you can wonder around the farm, but be extra careful around the horses. They're friendly animals, but they get spooked easily."

Amelia paused.

"That's about it. Now, if you'll come with me, it is time to feed the chickens."

They went down a small hill to a chicken coop, while naturally Bob went ballistic.

"CHICKENNNNNSSSS!" he cried.

Then he ran around throwing food at the chickens as they scattered.

Raven just shook her head and turned to Artemis.

"Just throw some grain at them."

Artemis reluctantly picked up a hand full of feed from the bucket, and dropped it on the ground by his feet.

They all ran towards him and started pecking at his feet.

"Raven… They're swarming!"

"I really don't overly care."

Afterwards Amelia brought them down to the horse's stalls.

There were already 2 girls down there giving them hey.

"Hi guys!" shouted the short, curly blonde haired one.

"Hi there, my names Amelia, and this is Tess," said the other, short one with long brown hair.

"You and the counselor are both named Amelia?" asked Artemis.

"This'll be confusing," said Neko.

"Well," said the big Amelia. "Today, for about an hour, you will get to ride horses around the garden. Now the horses names are: Sassy, the middle sized blackish brown one, who is also an x-race horse, will be ridden by Artemis. Now be careful with her, she's very temperamental."

"Greeeeaaaaaaat."

"Sam, the brown one with a black mane and one white hoof, will be ridden by Bob."

"Cooooooooooooool!"

"Fuera, the brown one with a white spot on his head, will be ridden by Amelia."

"Yes!"

"Swany, the white one, will be ridden by Tess. Saba is the copper hose, and will be ridden by Evil Eva. Rosa, the copper draft horse, will be ridden by Hannah."

"Rosa!" Hannah ran to her horse's stall.

"Shadow, the solid black one with reddish eyes, will, as always, be ridden by Raven."

"Cool."

"Zuma, the giant black horse, will be ridden by Neko. And 'Dude's' horse shall be T."

"T?" asked Dude.

"Yeah, T. Just T."

Dude shrugged. "Okay."

They each got their horse saddled up.

"Okay, Artemis," said Amelia. "You're going to be lead around first."

Artemis gulped.

Authors Note: What shall happen next? Will Artemis get bucked off? I can guarantee someone will in this story. Identitycrisis! I have honored your wishes. They'll be cleaning out the stalls next chapter. OOOOOOH!