Hi! This is evil alien chickens! My friend Inwe and I wrote this a while we were really sugar high, as you will soon see, bad things happen when we have too much sugar….
Disclaimer: Neither Inwe or I own Yu Yu Hakusho, but I really want it, although the series would probably be in ruins if we did. cough
Chapter 1: (Inwe's P.O.V.)
Evil Alien Chickens and I were in my living room, which was, for reasons unknown, filled with HUGE tubs of ice cream! We were so sugar high, bouncing off the walls and laughing hysterically at a pickle. (A/N: it is possible!)
Suddenly Alien notices this gigantic thick old book lying on the floor, we open the book and decide to repeat the pretty words inside. It just so happens that the words we repeated were a summoning spell! (A/N: God help us all!) Completely randomly and out of the blue I yell out Yu Yu Hakusho. The Yu Yu gang appears out of nowhere in battle mode right next to all the huge tubs of ice cream.
(Aliens P.O.V.)
We all stare in shock for a second, then Hiei notices the ice cream. The tubs are so big Kuwabara could sit in them. Next thing anyone knows, Hiei jumps into the nearest tub and begins practically inhaling the ice cream. We all gaze at the tub (which is rocking back and forth) for a couple of minutes until it stops moving.
Everyone walks slowly over the side. Hiei is sitting at the bottom of the completely empty tub, licking his fingers.
"….."
"Jeez…I had no idea you could eat so much." I said staring at him.
"Gad, I didn't know that a boy your size could eat that much ice cream." Inwe said. Hiei glares daggers at her, Inwe squeaks and runs behind Kurama. Inwe grabs Kurama's arm and slowly backs away keeping him in front of her.
(Inwe's P.O.V.)
I hide behind Kurama to get away from Hiei's death glare. "You remind me of Alien, she looks at me like that all the time, it's kind of scary…. Then she asks the air why she had to get me…it's quite funny actually."
I slowly maneuver to my room keeping Kurama in front of me. Hiei watches my every move, looking for an opening. Kurama glares at him, telling him telepathically,
Don't you dare…wait till I'm out of the way.
I keep moving through the hallway into my room, with Kurama still in front of me. I close the door and put chains around it and the window. (Inwe: Where did the chains come from? Alien: rummaging through room Where did my chains go! Inwe: sweatdrop I tell Kurama to sit or stand anywhere while I look for something.
(Kurama P.O.V.)
What is going on? We were fighting Jiro to stop him from using the sword of the dead, then we appear somewhere in what seems to be an alternate dimension. Then some weird girl drags me away. I sit down as she said I should, and watch her search for whatever it is she's looking for. I take a glance around and find her computer. I watch the slide show screen saver, and I see a picture of a guy, with a red trench coat and spiky blond hair. The next picture starts to appear, it's… what the--