Diamond Daydreams

Story one: Sasuke…wtf are you doing?

A/N: Yay my first ever short stories drabble thing. Excuse any errors. If you have any ideas then please tell me!

Warnings: hint of Sasunaru, Sasuke bitching, and a cross gender Naruto.

Disclaimer: All I own is my vagina…and some mangas…yeah

Sasuke was mad! As a matter of fact he was pissed! How dare his team have a tea party and not invite him! Well it's not like he would have gone but still it would have been nice that they could have at least asked how he felt on the subject. Not that he would tell them the truth; instead he would just answer with "Hn" or "Get out of my face." He had an avenging and an image to keep up with after all (cough emo cough). He can't let thing like emotions or friendship get in his way. But there are some emotions that nobody can control. Two of which are anger and jealously. Sasuke's way of getting back at them was o go and spy on their little tea party. He found out that Naruto and that pink haired girl (whatever her names was) were having the party at Ino's house. Okay so that blonde bitch was invited but not him! Oh sweet injustice!

Sasuke had jumped from tree to tree till he finally landing on the roof of the Yamanaka's residence and peeked in their living room. The first person he saw was Naruto. Then he looked around the room around the room and saw Sakura, Ino, Ten-Ten, Temari, and Hinata. The scene was a little off because not only was Naruto the only guy but he was blushing like mad as well.

'What the hell is going on here? A clustrafuck?' Sasuke thought as he expertly listened to their conversation with all his emo ninja stealth.

"Aw come on Naruto!" Ten-Ten pleaded.

"Yeah just let us see it" Ino said obviously taunting him.

"I'll buy you whatever you want for diner" Temari said. There's no way she's gonna buy him any thing.

"Fine" Naruto said blushing, he got up. Sasuke raised his eyebrow in thought. What was the blonde going to do expose him self to the girls?

Naruto made some familiar had signs and shouted the words, "Sexy no jutsu!" All the girls 'ooh'ed and 'aw'ed as a puff of smoke appeared around Naruto. Sasuke's jaw dropped as very naked tan girl with long blonde pigtails and big bright electric blue eyes took over the place that Naruto stood. All the girls got up and examined him like a toy.

"Wow you did a good job", Sakura said inspecting Naruto's now soft ample breast, "It's like a girl version of you!" Naruto's was in furious blush was in competition with Sasuke.

Ten-Ten was poking Naruto flat stomach, "I'd kill to have these abs…literately." Sasuke's nose was started to twitch.

"Wow look at that ass!" Temari said slapping Naruto causing him to yelp. Yup this time Naruto one because his blush was starting to catch fire. Sasuke was too busy ogling to notice the warm crimson ooze flowing down his left nostril.

Hinata was too busy and blushing and admiring to even speak. She ran her pale index finger from Naruto's belly button to his lightly haired crotch.

"H-H-Hinata what are you doing!' Naruto said his face flushed in a feminine voice.

Five hours later with everyone was clothed and back to their gender they decided to call the tea party to a close. When they got out of the apartment they saw a gruesome sight.

"Sasuke!" Sakura screamed as she ran up to her (one sided) love. Naruto cringed when he Sasuke. He was laying on the floor with a pool of blood under his head that came from his nostrils. He had the biggest grin on his face, like a five year old who one a candy lottery.

"Fucking Hentai" Naruto said aloud.

A/N: Yeah….putas