1Prologue
It was a normal day in the host club. The twins were bringing brotherly love to a whole new level, Kyoya was calculating the money Haruri owed them once again after she tripped and broke ANOTHER antique vase, Hunny was being adorable, and Mori was agreeing with everything he said because he didn't feel like talking.
Everything was normal, until Tamaki burst into the room.
"Mommy! Mommy!" He yelled, heading straight for Kyoya. "Mommy, Mommy! Guess what?"
"I know I'm gonna regret asking this... What, Tamaki?"
"Call me Daddy!" He pouted, turning away.
Kyoya sighed. "Alright *Daddy*, what is it?"
"We are going... TO CANADA! The whole club is going to Canada! Won't that be fun?"
The whole room's jaws dropped. Canada. Canada. Oh god...
"Umm... Boss? Do you even know how to speak English?" Hikaru asked, leaning on Kaoru, who continued. "Yeah, do you?"
"I don't have to know! We're going to Québec! It's all French there!"
"You can speak French?" Haruhi stupidly asked, earning withering looks from even Tamaki and Hunny.
"Um, Tamaki-sempai *is* French..." Kaoru said, poking her cheek. "Yeah, he is." Hikaru continued, poking her other cheek.
"Anyways!" Tamaki interrupted, "Our flight is tomorrow! Here are your tickets! Can you come, or what?"
"Me and Takashi can come, right?" Hunny said, turning to face Mori.
"Yeah."
"We'll come, boss!" The twins yelled in unison.
"I suppose I could come. How long are we staying?"
"A week and a half!" Tamaki said exitedly, "How about you, Haruhi?"
"Uh, I suppose I could ask my dad... Although I can't tell him you're gonna be there. Sorry Sempai."
Tamaki was in the corner, sulking again.
"Um, Sempai? I said I was sorry..."
"Alrighty then!" He said, springing up in one of his many mood swings. "Come take a ticket!"
Done!