Pirates of the Caribbean: Davylynn
Jack: Did I mention? He's in love... with a girl!
Davy sniffles
Davy: Did I mention? I'm a girl
rips off his mask to show the face of girl
Jack: Davy Jones?
Davylynne: Actually my real name is Davylynne
Davylynne bats her eyelashes at Jack
Jack sticks his tounge out in disgust like he did when he saw Mr. Cotten's cut tounge (or lack of)
Jack: That's bloody awful!
Davylynne: Oh I can be quite the lady
Jack still has the look of disgust on his face
Jack: Ummm... where were we before... before... that
Davylynne: The negociations?
Jack: Ah yes.
Davylynne: Ya know Jack Sparrow, I could make a deal with you
Starts to regain his main focus: Making a deal
Jack: Can you?
Davylynne: Being a man for so long has left me with no love for a while
Jack: I don't like where this is going.
Davylynne: If you married me and helped me crew the flying dutchman, your debt would be paid and youd be free
Jack: You have... a claw... and tentacles
Davylynne: Oh these old things?
whips them off
Davylynne: Just part of my man costume
whips off hat and clothes to show her in only a bikini
Davylynne: I'm actually a bikini model shooting some pictures here in the Caribbean. I just wanted to see what it was like crewing a ship. And I like totally love it!
giggles in that annoying valleygirl laugh
Jack looks at her bikini and smiles
Jack: I do! See ya Lizzy!