Chapter One
Long, long ago, in a city long forgotten (until the creation of this story but that's another story that happened long, long ago...) there was a man. A man with shiny, golden locks, crystal clear blue eyes, and a pea-sized...pinky finger. His name was Draco Malfoy.
He was very upset with his pea-sized...pinky finger so one day he went to his father, King Lucius XXXI and told him.
"Father, I am very upset with my pea-sized...pinky finger." His father nodded solemnly, having had the same problem himself when he was his son's age.
"I had the same problem myself when I was your age." His son was astonished! You could never tell from his father's...pinky finger now that it had once been the size of a mere pea, just like his own!
"Why father, what changed? How did you cure it!"
His father smiled mysteriously, such as a cat would smile mysteriously, or a owl, or a puppy would. "Simple, I visted the great dragon Viagra."
"Father! Where can I find this dragon Viagra! Please tell me!" He fell to his knees, looking up at his father with pleading eyes.
"The town of...Internet."
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