Hello my fellow fan fiction people this is my Thirty story. I strongly suggest that you read the other twenty-nine in order before you read this one otherwise you will not get it. Here is the order. Cool Zim, The Stacker that came from the Stars, Zim and Gaz together at last, Zim's First Love, Zim's Future, Army Zim, Zim's Worst Nightmare, Zim and Fruit what a pair, Dib's new Alley, Amethyst's weird cruse of Doom, The Return of the Stalker that came from the Starts, Pool of Horrors, Talent show of Doom, Grand prize of RJ Doom, Halloween Terrors Combined, Annoying new job of Doom and New challenges, Maybe a New Alley for Dib, Kierra's grand entrance, Jump in the line home alone dance party, A day with Amethyst, Thanksgiving interview, When Dance Dance Revolution and Waffles Meet, Zim's one little Slip, It'll be the end of the world invaderzimfannumber1and Amethyst's 1st and Most Horrible Almost X-Mas Ever, Christmas Eve Shopping Spree and The Most Wonderful X-Mas Ever, Amethyst and Kierra's Worst Day Ever, and End of the Year Sleep Over. They are all really good so don't worry I don't own Invader Zim or any of the songs in here I just own all of the newest characters in here. Enjoy
Friday the 13th Valentine Stalker
Setting 1The Playground
It was Thursday February 12 and Amethyst class had their rescue at a different time then Zim's class for once. Amethyst liked these kinds of days because though she loved planning the otter destruction of all man kind with her father she also enjoyed listening to her music and on these kinds of days she could listen to her music without having to worry about Zim taking it up which he usually did. He just can't except the fact that his daughter loves earth music. Any way that is what she was doing she was swing on the swings and listening to her i-pod, but some one was watching her but it was not Dib who wants nothing more then to destroy Zim and Amethyst no this person had something completely different on his mind. He had love on the brain and his name was Meef Keef's little brother and that's where are story begins.
-Amethyst- (she was listening to Kiss the Girl song by Ashley Tisdale) There you see her
Sitting there across the way
She don't got alot to say
But there's something about her
And you don't know why
But you're dying to try
You wanna kiss girl.
Yes, you want her
Look at her, you know you do
It's possible she wants you too
There's one way to ask her
It don't take a word, not a single word
Go on and kiss the girl (kiss the girl)
Shalalalala
My oh my
Looks like the boy's too shy
Ain't gonna kiss the girl
Shalalalala
Ain't that sad
it's such a shame
Too bad, you're gonna miss the girl
go on and kiss the girl (kiss the girl)
-Meef- (he was watching her from behind a tree) There she is Amethyst the most beautiful girl in Skool. O.k. Meef today is the day you are going to walk right up to her and tell her how you feel. (he starts to walk but then he stops) No I can't do this she's just so beautiful and she sings like an angle and I'm so plain and... Oh man why can't I talk to her ever since the first day she came to Skool I have not been able to say more then just one syllable to her. Oh man that was the best day of my life.
Setting 2 Flashback begins
It is a normal Skool day in Mr. Elliot's class all of the children are in their seats and then Mr. Elliot walks in with a big smile on his face.
-Mr. Elliot- Good morning class I'm so happy today because we have a new student. (he turned towered the door) Well come on in her little one don't be shy. (Amethyst walked into the class room) Good now why don't you tell the class a little bit about yourself?
-Amethyst- Hi my name is Amethyst and I'm Zim's little sister and I just got back from a completely normal human boarding Skool because that is exactly what I am. I am a perfectly normal human just like the rest of you filthy creature and I can't wait to learn more about your pathetic little planet just leave me alone and we'll get along just fine. (The flashback ends and Meef looks in a kind of daze)
-Meef- Aw that was the absolute best day of my life. O.k. Meef that's it this is ridiculous you are going to walk right up to Amethyst and tell her how you feel this has gone on too long. O.k. here I go. (he start to walk then he stops AGAIN!!!) No I can't do this. Come on Meef you know she likes you why else would she have given you that hat, scarf, and glove set for Christmas or what about the get well poem she wrote you when you were sick. Oh that is probably my most favorite get well card in the whole wide world I keep to with me at all time to keep my sprites up. (he took out a piece of paper cleared his through and began to read it) Dear Meef. Sorry to hear that you are not feeling well. Skool just won't be the same without you. I hope you get better soon. Just keep your sprits up and always remember to smile Meef because your smile makes the world go round. Love your friend Amethyst. (he signed and hugged the paper then he looked at it a little bit more with a question look on his face.) I'm still a little curious as to why Amethyst's hand writing look exactly like Mr. Elliot's but I just know that she wrote it I can feel it in my heart. Oh that is it Meef you are going to go talk to her right now. (he started walking toward Amethyst)
-Amethyst- Nows your moment
Floating in a blue lagoon
Boy, you better do it soon
The time will be better
She don't say a word
And she wont say a word
Until you kiss the girl (kiss the girl) (then the Skool bell rang) Oh man stupid Earth bell note to self one day I am going to bring one of Dad's laser guns to the Skool and destroy the speaker system. Ha-ha. Oh well I'd better get to class before I'm late again.(she jumped out of the swing and the swing came right back and hit poor Meef who was only a couple itches away from Amethyst right in the face. Ow that's gotta hurt) Shalalalala
My oh my
Looks like the boy's too shy
Ain't gonna kiss the girl
Shalalalala
Ain't that sad
it's such a shame
Too bad, you're gonna miss the girl
-Meef- (he laid there in pain his eye had gotten blacked by the swing and he now had a black eye. Oh he felt so stupid as he laid there) Oh man I just missed my chance again. (he groaned and started to get up and brushed himself off) Oh well I'd better get to class I don't want to miss another one of Mr. Elliot's happy lectures I love those lectures. (he ran into the building)
Setting 3 Mr. Elliot's classroom.
All of the kids are in their seat and Amethyst is still listening to her i-pod.
-Amethyst- (she was listening to All I can do by jump 5 and she was sitting in her seet) Every day is a new day
And I don't have to pretend
All my friends think I'm crazy
But I don't want this to end
When I have the chance I want to say to you
Wishing I could take back what I put you through
I'll never do it again
We're like oil and water still we sonehow mix
And what used to be broken is somehow fixed
It's hard to explain.
-Meef- (He just arrived at the classroom door and looked into the window) Huh what Mr. Elliot is not here yet. Huh this is great this could be my one chance to tell Amethyst how I feel. O.k. Meef here we go we're gonna go talk to her right now after all how hard could it be she just a girl after all right. (he gulped and went into the classroom)
-Amethyst- I know some people say
That opposites attract
If that's the truth then we
We will be together forever
It's like I got nothing to do but think about you
I've got all the time in the world
If you look at my heart, you'll know from the start
That it's all I can do not to think about you
-Meef- (he walked up to her) Ah Amethyst.
-Amethyst-(she groaned and lowered her headphone letting them rest around her neck and turned towered Meef) What who dare to interrupted my earth music? (she looked at Meef) Oh it's you Meef human well what do you want?
-Meef- Well I Ahh I Ahh...
-Amethyst- (she groaned) You know Meef human this is getting really annoying you do this almost every other day you walk right up to me interrupt my music and then just stand there. If you have something to say to me just say it already. If not be gone with you filthy human.
-Meef- Well I Ahh..
-Mr. Elliot- (he entered the room with a big smile on his face) Good evening class I am so... (he noticed that Meef was not in his desk) Ah Meef what are you doing out of your seat?
-Meef- (he turned to Mr. Elliot) Well actually Mr. Elliot I was just Ah...
-Mr. Elliot- I know you want to talk to your girl friend Meef but class time is important so take your seat so I am may begin then you can talk to your girl friend later.
-Meef- O.k. (he walked over to his seat and sat down)
-Mr. Elliot- Good now class as you all know tomorrow is Friday the 13 the day before Valentines day and in honor of Valentines day, tomorrow we will be passing out our Valentines Day meet slabs, talking about the history of this marvelous holiday, making Valentines day card to honor the old tradition and best of all you all get a homework assignment.
-All the kids- Aww....
-Mr. Elliot- Now kids don't be that way this is going to be a fun homework assignment. You each have to write a mathematical poem about someone in the class that means that it must have some math terms in it. It will be due tomorrow and you must all read your poem out load to the class. (the Skool bell rang) Well class that is the bell so I will see you all tomorrow have a great rest of the day children. Bye.
-Meef- (he got up from his desk ready to talk to Amethyst) O.k. Meef here is your chance nothing is stopping you from talking to the girl of your dreams. O.k. here we go. (he started to walk towards Amethyst but all the kids behind him stampeded over him and he was run over by nearly ten kids) Ahh.
-Mr. Elliot- (he helped Meef up after the kids had trampled him) Oh Meef are you alright?
-Meef- Yeah I guess so Mr. Elliot.
-Mr. Elliot- That's good you need to be more careful and watch out for the stamped of happy children all right.
-Meef- Alright Mr. Elliot I try but it is all in vain considering the fact that Friday the 13 has decided to strike early on me this year.
-Mr. Elliot- Oh Meef don't talk like that there is not such thing as good or bad luck we have to make our own luck in this wonderful world. Now get going you little scamp I'll see you tomorrow and don't forget to smile because your smile make the world go round.
-Meef- Thank Mr. Elliot I feel a little better now.
-Mr. Elliot- Great see you tomorrow Meef.
-Meef- O.k. bye Mr. Elliot. (he lefted the class room)
Setting 4 outside of the Skool.
Amethyst was outside in the Skool yard dancing and sing to her music waiting for Zim to come outside.
-Amethyst- I gave you good reason
To walk out that door
Let me tell you I've learned a thing or two
And I'm so amazed at the things you do
Now don't let me go, oh, no
-Meef- (he had just arrived at the door to the outside and saw Amethyst outside enjoying herself) Huh she's still here. Huh my luck is changing she must be waiting for me don't worry Amethyst your lover is on his way. (he walk outside ready to finally tell Amethyst what was on his mind)
-Amethyst- I know some people say
That opposites attract
If that's the truth then we
We're meant to be together forever
It's like I got nothing to do but think about you
I've got all the time in the world
If you look at my heart, you'll know from the start
That it's all I can do not to think about you
-Paige- (Meef was about to walk to Amethyst when he saw Paige coming so he stayed by the door and hid from the girls. Paige ran up to Amethyst) Hey Amethyst.
-Amethyst- Oh what now. (she lowered her headphones and turned towered the sores of the voice. With anger in her eyes but when she relished that it was Paige she changed her attitude) Oh hey Paige what are you doing here and were is your brother?
-Paige- Oh he got into another fight with Dex today so he has detention this afternoon.
-Amethyst- Ha-ha well it serves your brother right for bugging us during our New Years Earth Sleep Over.
-Paige- Yeah I guess you're right. Any way Amethyst I was just wondering if you wanted to come over to my house this afternoon. You see my mom is making Valentines day cookies for her office and I'm sure she'll let us have one. Then maybe we can do our homework together.
-Amethyst- Ah as much fun as that sounds Paige I really can't do it.
-Paige- Oh but why can't you Amethyst.
-Amethyst- Because I have work tonight.
-Paige- Oh yeah you told me you had a job at Bob's Local Pub. So how is that going for yah.
-Amethyst- Awful Paige my stupid boss is making me sing filthy earth love songs.
-Paige- But I don't understand Amethyst you were just singing a love song a minute a go.
-Amethyst- (she starts walking in a kind of passing sort of way) That's different Paige I don't want to have to sing...
-Paige- Amethyst look out. (she grabbed Amethyst's hand and pulled her back)
-Amethyst- Paige why did you just touch me let go of me filthy human.
-Paige- (she let go of Amethyst hand) Oh I'm sorry Amethyst it's just that you were about to step on that crack.
-Amethyst- (she looked at the crack and then at Paige) And your point is?
-Paige- Oh don't you know any thing Amethyst tomorrow is Friday the 13.
-Amethyst- So?
-Paige- So if you do something that causes you bad luck today you'll get bad luck for the rest of the day and all day tomorrow.
-Amethyst- Oh come on Paige that just a stupid earth superstition don't tell me you believe in those sort of things.
-Paige- Well normally I don't Amethyst but Friday the 13 is different my brother said that exact same thing last year and he had a terrible Friday the 13 he got the hiccups, he tripped over everything, and all of his and dad's experiment blew up in their faces.
-Amethyst- Ha-ha well that is just a funny coincidence Paige. Look I am going to step on this crack right now and nothing bad is going to happen Paige.
-Paige- No Amethyst don't do it.
-Amethyst- (she stepped on the crack a couple hundred times) See Paige nothing bad happened
-Paige- Wow well I guess you proved me wrong Amethyst.
-Amethyst- Of course I did now be gone with you Paige I'll see you later.
-Paige- O.k. see yah Amethyst.
-Amethyst- She yah Paige. (Paige left and Amethyst looked at the watch on her wrist) O.k. now this is ridiculous were is that stupid big brother of my, it does not take this long to put your book away and come outside. I mean come on Zim I don't have time for this I have to get dressed for work.
-Meef- O.k. Meef here's your chance nothing is going to stop you this time. (Then Zim busted through the doors knocking the doors into poor Meef. Zim looked really freaked and he ran to Amethyst.
-Amethyst- Finally there you are Zim what took you so long? (he grabbed Amethyst's hand and continued to run ignoring his daughter's question) Ah Zim what are you doing let go of my hand.
-Zim- Do not question Zim Amethyst just run. (he continued to try and make her do as he said but she resisted the run)
-Amethyst- (she got her hand out of Zim grasp) No I will not run Zim until you tell me why we have to run.
-Dib- (he burst throw the door with some new alien sleep cuffs in his hands) Ha-ha say your prays alien scum you may have avoided my new alien sleep cuffs during class but now that Mrs. Bitters has given them back to me there will be no escape for you.
-Zim- That's why Amethyst now run. (the two of them started to run and Dib ran after them but he did not see Meef in his way so he tripped over him and the two of them tumbled down the stairs)
-Amethyst- Ha-ha oh we're so scared Dib stink. Ha-ha
-Zim- Ha-ha yeah too bad you could not avoid tripping over your own kind stupid human Ha-ha.
-Dib- Oh I'm gonna get you two. (he stood up) Sorry Meef I can't talk right now. (he ran after Zim and Amethyst leavening poor Meef on the ground in pain)
-Keef- (he came out of the Skool smiling until he saw his poor little brother on the ground he ran to his side and helped him up) Oh Meef are you O.k. (he stood Meef up and began to brush him off) What happened to you. No wait don't tell me you told Amethyst how you feel about her and she showered you with love and affection right.
-Meef- No bro I chickened out again. (he and Keef started to head toward their house containing their conversation) Oh how I wish I was more like you Keef. I mean you can walk up to any one and tell them how you feel, but ever since my experience at that weird house I think it was Zim's house, I'm not sure my memory is still a little fuzzy, I have been too shy to even tell the girl of my dreams how much I love her.
-Keef- Oh don't worry Meef I'm sure it is just a faze you are going throw. I'm sure you'll be able to tell Amethyst how you feel one of these days.
-Meef- Yeah I guess you're right Keef. So any way how was your day today bro.
-Keef- Oh I had the best day ever. Me, Zim, and Dib got paired to do a Skool project together. And I was so existed to be working with my two bested buddies in the whole wide world but Zim and Dib did not seem as happy about it as I was, but I'm sure that is was just my imagination. Any way towards the end of the project Dib put these neat looking hand cuffs on Zim and Zim feel asleep. Poor Zim he must of not gotten enough sleep last night. Then Mrs. Bitters woke Zim up and took the hand cuffs away and Dib and Zim got into a big fight and I just hated to see my two bestest buddies in the whole world fight so I tried to stop it but in the end Mrs. Bitters gave us all detention. Which was not that bad but then Dib started chasing Zim again so I tried to stop them and is basically what happened to me today.
-Meef- Wow I wish my day had been that great but it seems that I'm just doomed to always be a pathetic little shy chicken.
-Keef- Oh cheer up Meef I'm sure you'll be able to tell Amethyst how you feel we just have to come up with a plan. (he stud there trying to think of a plan)
-Meef- Well she is working at Bob's Local Pub tonight.
-Keef- I've got a great idea Meef we'll tell Mom and Dad that we want to go to Bob's Local Pub for our annual family fun night tonight and then you can tell Amethyst how you feel at work were the pressure of Skool will be no more.
-Meef- Wow that's a great idea Keef.
-Keef- Yeah I know and just think soon you and Amethyst will get married and I'll be related to Zim.
-Meef- (he and Keef walked up to their door and he opened the door for Keef) After you Zim's brother in law.
-Keef- No after you Amethyst husband. (the two of them laughed as they entered their house)
Setting 5 Keef's kitchen.
Keef and Meef entered their kitchen.
-Keef's Mom- (she was dressed a beautiful long dress and when she saw her sons black eye she hugged him trying to comfort her poor son.) Oh my poor Meefy are you o.k. (she grabbed the stake that was on the table) Her sweet heart hold still so I can put this steak on your eye. (she put it on his eye and he held it their as she continued to hug him.) Oh my poor baby what happened to you?
-Lizzy- (she was sitting at the table with a Poop can in her hand) Yeah what happened shrimp did you get rejected again?
-Keef's Mom- Now Lizzy don't talk to your bother that way. (she turned to her husbanded) Oh honey are you sure we have to go out tonight my poor Meefy needs me.
-Keef's Dad- Now Dear you know we can't refunded our two reserved seats at the Happy Love Memories restaurant. We have to get going right now. (He starts to get his wife to let go of their son when Keef inturupts)
Keef- Wait Dad tonight's our annual family fun night we have to do stuff together.
-Keef's Dad- I'm sorry son but me and your mother really want to spend sometime together ,alone, since we both have to work tomorrow and the next day. (He looked at his son who looked really sad) Oh but don't worry son you and your brother will have a great time tonight. Because your wonderful older sister Lizzy will take you and your brother to any restaurant that you want tonight.
-Lizzy- (she spit her drink out of her moth) What but Dad I was going to hang out with Jake at the cemetery tonight.
-Keef's Mom- Now honey you know I don't like you going out with that boy but if you don't want to take your brothers out then I guess we can all stay home and have a family game night.
-Lizzy- Ah no that won't be necessary Mom I'll take the little shrimps out.
-Keef's Dad- Good see dear the boys will be fine. Now come on sweet heart we have to go before they give our table away.
-Keef's Mom- O.k. honey bye kids remember mommy love you.(they leave and Lizzy turns to the boys)
-Lizzy- O.k. squirts since I'm forced to take you guys our tonight what restaurant do you want to go to?
-Meef- Well actually Lizzy we were wondering if we could go to...
-Keef- Bob's Local Pub!
-Lizzy- Sue whatever just go get ready and we'll leave in three hours.
-Keef- O.k. (he grabbed Meef's hand) Come on Meef we've got to get you ready for the best night of your life. (he pulled Meef up the stairs)
-Meef- If you say so Keef.
-Me- Well Fanfiction people that is it for now I hope you all liked this first chapter man Amethyst is going to kill me after this episode is done but luckily for me I have already begun construction on a shield to protect myself against her wrath. Any way until my next up date don't forget to leave plenty of reviews and I leave you all with these very true words ZIM WILL LIVE FOREVER!!!