Warning: This South Park Fan fiction story has very foul language,implied romantic suggestions and a great mass mockery that the show is widely known for over the years. That I don't owned or created South Park by Trey Parker, Matt Stone and Comedy Central because I write my own stories between season breaks .It is intended for mature reading if you find it too vulgar to read that you have the choice to do not read it at all or do not a give a crap at all which I hope that you will be enjoy it and laugh your ass off.

Revenge is Sweet

Chapter 1: Bad News and wrath

One morning at South Park City hall inside the mayor's office which Mayor McDaniels was currently seated at her desk doing some paperwork right now but all sudden Johnson came strutting in there with a vanilla colored folder and have a very concerned look has formed on his face at that moment. That is when she stopped signing stuff to look at Johnson for a moment.

"What is it now Johnson?" Said McDaniels as she looks up from her paperwork and she is wearing her rarely gold wire framed reading glasses at that moment

"UH mayor you are not going to like this at all." Said Johnson

"Okay then likes what Johnson?" Said McDaniels

"Let see Madam Mayor it about the police force's response times which it is very dreadful to look at." Said McDaniels which her blue-green brows to formed an v shape on her forehead that she was pissed off right now.

"They did what please tell me more before I get on that phone to rip some people's brand new asses Johnson!" Sneers McDaniels which she lend back into her chair which she is getting much more angry

"A couple of times they haven't show up to noise nuisance or bothersome neighbors' calls at all mayor." Said Johnson

"God damn it why the hell I surrounded by fucking brain-dead idiots!" McDaniels Screeches loudly

At the same time the South Park Police station inside the chief's office which BarBrady was still on desk duty right now but his office's phone begins to rings at that moment

"Uh hello? Said BarBrady than says" Martha what is it?" while on the phone which you can imagined Mayor McDaniels going off on him for being a dumb ass and his men for being lazy and incompetent right now

"George and your men are a brunch of lazy and incompetent jack asses!" Sneers McDaniels (V.O.)

"What do you mean you are pissed Martha wait a minute that you gotten complaints from the town's residents on the policing?" Said BarBrady

"Duh you fucking idiot!" McDaniels said in a very cold way (V.O.)

"Well Martha if I wasn't on desk duty and struck with doing paperwork all time now." Said BarBrady

"I don't care George if you want to patrol the streets just do it!" Roars McDaniels still off-screen then hang up on him at that moment.

"Oh camel poop we are in big trouble right now." Said BarBrady while sighing heavily

Cut to South Park Elem. School inside Mr. Garrison's class which the middle-aged partially balding and axe crazy fourth grade teacher was standing by the chalk board doing the brace for the NCAA's Basketball tourney which they are on the final four – Univ of Michigan, Syracuse, Wichita State and Louisville right now.

"Okay class thank you for helping me out to pick the teams so far." Said Garrison

"Man Mr. Garrison you are enjoying this year's NCAA College Basketball tournament right now." Said Kyle

"I know Kyle I'm enjoying this too much." Said Garrison

"Mr. Garrison if you win the tourney bracket mockup this year can I have some money which you are asking us which teams are advancing in the tourney." Said Cartman

"Well Eric if I win this tourney mock-up I was planning to throw a pizza party for all of you kids even though I think you are a brunch of rotten bastards?" Said Garrison

"Yeah right Mr. Garrison you are not getting us any pizza which we all know you very well?!" Said Stan

"Yeah!" Said all the kids in the room

"Oh whatever then you damned kids!" said Garrison

"Wow did we just blow your mind Mr. Garrison." Said Kenny while mumming though his parka hood at that moment

All of the kids who are looking very angry at their teacher at that moment

"Oh rats I so screwed right now." Said Garrison

"Duh you are Garrison." Hollers Cartman

Which outside of Garrison's classroom a pair of kids are walking by there and heard the rabbling from their fellow classmates at that moment?

"Boy those kids inside that classroom are freckling crazy." Said the dark hair girl

"Tell me about Marsha." Said the blond hair boy

Later on that night at the mayor's house inside the dim lighted master bedroom Mayor McDaniels was in bed which she was wearing pastel green colored silk PJs while reading 50 shades of Purple trilogy right now before turning in for the night. But all sudden a tired out BarBrady came walking in there and fell upon the bed at that moment.

"Well George it is nice to join me for the night." Said McDaniels as she roll over next to BarBrady

"Come on Martha I'm tired right now." Said BarBrady

"I'm sorry that I yell at you earlier today even you are a complete idiot George." Said McDaniels which she rest her head on his fat stomach at that moment which BarBrady take a quick look at the book that she is reading right now.

"So Martha you are still reading those erotic novels I will do the real thing to you if you wants."BarBrady said which the mayor sinfully smiles at him at that moment while BarBrady sat up from the bed.

Which McDaniels quickly replied "Well then my officer turn that light off it is a direct order from your mayor BarBrady?"

At that moment they turn their lights off to get some alone time with each other.

To Be Continued