Disclaimer: I do not own KND, it's characters, or the idea of the DCFDTL (You'll find out later on).

Prologue

KND: Attack of the Delightful Nation

Year: 2035

In the year 2035, in the small town of Cleveland, Virginia(Yeah it's real city!), we go to a house unlike any other. This old house, which is at least a hundred years old, has a giant tree in it. On top of this tree is a treehouse, but this treehouse is made of metal, and has a satellite, a ship, space shuttle, a hangar with the number 53 on it, part with the number 52 on it, part with the number 54 on it, and in the middle were the letters: KND on it.

Inside this treehouse; in the living room part of it, with a huge screen TV, is a 10 year old girl with light orange skin, with long, black hair, wearing a dark blue shirt, and shorts sitting in a single seat sofa. She's listening to her 30th generation iPod, having it on full volume. The reason why-

"Give me the remote!"

"NO, give me the remote!"

- is that. Sitting on the couch playing tug-of-war was a tall blonde haired boy with a Beatles' haircut, wearing an orange shirt, and ripped jeans and a short black haired girl, wearing a large, green hoodie and a white skirt.

"I was watching the Super FunTime Rainbow Monkey Happy Hour!"

"NO, I was watching the WWE Smackdown Classics, until you jumped on the couch, took the remote, and changed the channel!"

"Nu-unh!"

"Yeah-hun!"

"Nu-unh!"

"Yeah-hun!"

Because of their yelling, an annoyed blonde haired boy, wearing a red shirt, khaki shorts, and sunglasses comes stomping, yelling "Will you two please shut up, I'm trying to give Numbuh 6530 an explanation on the failure of our last mission!" he said.

The tall blonde boy turned to him, and said "Aw, shut up blondie!"

"You're blonde, too." the boy with sunglasses retorted.

"Whatever, we all know you were making kissy faces with your girlfwend."

As the tall blonde boy was making kissy faces at him, the boy with sunglasses blushed, and said, "N-No, I-I was giving her-"

"Kisses over the computer screen!" he said as he was laughing.

As the boy's face was redder than his shirt, he decided to change the subject, "Hey, your sister took the remote!"

"Wha- hey!" As he looked at his sister watching her show, he jumped her again trying to get the remote.

As he watched the brother and sister fight each other again, the boy with sunglasses walked over to the girl with iPod and said, "How can you deal with this crap!" When he noticed that she wasn't listening to him, so when he pulled the headphones out of her ears, she snapped, "Hey that was my favorite song! Don't make me drop you like I did last time!"

The boy then said, "See this is why I hate Earth, with your threats and stupidity!" he looked at the brother and sister that were still fighting over the remote as he said it.

"Chill E.T., they'll stop fighting eventually. Now would you please give me back my headphones?"

"Um... no, I don't feel like it now."

"Boy, you betta give me back my headphones!" she said it as she jumped up into his face.

"Or what?" he said as he glared at her.

But before they could start fighting "Hey guys! Guys!" a chubby, 9 year old boy that looked like the light skinned girl, except he wears a backwards red cap over his dreadlocks, a red and light blue jersey, and jeans comes running in the room with a silver briefcase.

"Guys, I finished it!" as looked around the room he saw the brother and sister fighting over the remote, and his sister and friend getting ready to fight each other.

"Uh... did I miss something?"

"No, now what is it little brother." his sister said to him without looking at him.

"It's H3!"

"Like I give a damn," she mumbled.

"Anyway, I finished my time machine!"

"Huh?" they all stopped everything they were doing and looked him.

"Say what?" his sister said.

"My time machine!"

"You're kidding, right?"

"That's what you've been working on this whole month, a time machine?" the boy with sunglasses said.

"Yeah!"

"Numbuh 5300, not only is building a time machine illegal, but it's a waste of time! How do you know if it works?"

"It does, look I'll show you," as everybody gathered around him, he opened the briefcase which had a timecode in it.

"Look, these buttons changes the time, here it shows the time its set on. So say we wanted to go to the year 2060, when we're adults, and our kids are kids. Or, we go back to when our parents were our age."

"But, are parents were our age like a hundred years ago." the little girl said.

"Actually, they were our age 28 years ago. So I could set the time to the year 2007, and there we go." Numbuh 5300 then set the time to 2007.

"Hey, what this button do?" the girl said as she moved her finger to the big red button.

But before she could press it, Numbuh 5300 smacked her hand away, "Don't touch that! If you press that, you could hurdle us through time!"

"B-but, I just wanted to know how it worked." she said as her eyes became teary.

Not wanting to see her cry, Numbuh 5300 calmed her, " Aw don't cry, look it's just a regular time machine, all you have to do is set the time, and press the big red button like this."

As he realized that he pressed the button he said, "Oh crap." then a force field surrounded the five of them.

"Little brother, what's going on?" his sister said as she tried to get through the force field.

"First of all it's H3, second the time machine is starting up." he explained.

On the time machine, it showed a countdown,

10...9...

"Numbuh 5300, shut down this machine, that's an order!" said the boy with sunglasses.

8...7...6...

"I can't once it starts; it has to go through the process,"

5...4...

"So you might as well enjoy the ride."

3...2...

"To the future!"

1... ZOMP!

As smoke covered the spot they were standing in, the kids are now off to the year 2007.

Will they ever get back to their time? Will they be stuck in time forever? Will somebody actually read this? Only time will tell.