A/N: A short oneshot of something I randomly thought of a couple days ago. Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha or Ouran High School Host Club

I wonder how it all ended up like this.

A strange ending to a strange day I guess. It probably all started with my eternal question, "What's a host club?"

Apparently all the girls in the area heard me since there was a sudden collection of gasps followed by silence.

Then they all rushed me down the halls, up the stairs, and in front of a door that said 'Third Music Room'. Why a school for lazy rich people need more than 3 music rooms is beyond me. Anyway, the crowd just kept yellling at me with statements like 'How do you NOT know about the host club?' 'Boy, are you missing out!' or 'We need to get her to the host club stat!'

As the doors opened we were assaulted by rose petals.

Beyond the rose petals were 7 very handsome men. Three of which tried to seduce me, two of those people were twins by the way. One of them was on the shoulders of a black haired tall one and didn't even look the part of a high school student!

And one was a girl...what the hell?

My clumsiness will be the death of me one day, because as I tried to escape the tall blonde's grasp, I tripped over a small statue by a pillar.

Before I know it, I'm being harrased by the man with black hair and glasses that tried to make me a buy a plush doll of some guy named Tamaki Suoh. He wanted me to pay five grand for the ugly little statue. I'm pretty sure that they could pay for the statue and buy a new one. Probably something much less horrid too.

So an arguement started. And while all the other girls were being 'entertained' by the hosts, I was threatened with police force, deportation, and financial take over of the shrine. Hours past and the other hosts finally went home. Somehow the arguement took a dramatic change. All I remember was having a glaring contest with him before he pushed me against a pillar and covered my lips with his.

Moaning, I put my hands around his neck in order to deepen the kiss. He had his hands around my waist bringing me closer to him. He shoved his tongue in my mouth and playfully flicked my own.

He broke the kiss when I needed air.

I looked into his eyes, only to have them shielded by the glint of his glasses. He smirked and my blood ran cold.

And then he tells me it's going to cost five grand to replace the statue.

WHAT THE HELL!