Hey guys! I'm back and butter than ever! (Haha, get it?)
I've been reading a lot of stories that involve a secret Sam/Freddie relationship. Anywho, I really enjoy those stories for some reason and thought I'd try to write my own.
WARNING: I am not much of a writer so don't get too disappointed if this story….sucks. Oh, and I'm not trying to copy any ideas or anything. I promise. Cross my heart and hope to die.

My favorite story that has a plot similar to this one is called iKeep A Secret by Fireflies321. Check out her story! It's absolutely amazing!

Disclaimer: I do not own iCarly.

Onward.

Chapter 1:
Freddie's POV

Okay first, let me start out by explaining that I suck at lying. Like really suck. I can't lie for my life. I guess that's because I always tell the truth. I've never been in any situation where I've had to lie, cheat, punch, kick, blah blah blah. I'm the good kid. The nerd. The AV club dork. The weak one. I'm the kid who's currently making out with my girlfriend/worst enemy in the janitor's closet right now.

That's right. Sam Puckett. The devil. The demon. The life-wrecker. The secret girlfriend. My secret girlfriend.

Remember when I mentioned before that I've never been in a situation where I would have to lie? Well that has changed. Big time. Now I have a whole other life that has to be kept SECRET. I've been fooling around with my worst enemy for the past 5 months and we haven't told ANYBODY, and we're not planning on it. My train of thought was interrupted by the blond-headed demon herself.

"Fredwad pay attention. This usually works a whole lot better when two people are contributing instead of just one." Sam joked. Her arms were around my neck and mine around her waist.

"Sorry, I was just…thinking."

"Well, stop, Freddork." Yup, even though we're dating, she STILL calls me names. I guess some things never change. I leaned down and captured Sam in yet another kiss. I deepened the kiss as the bell unfortunately rang.

Sam and I grabbed our backpacks as quickly as we could and dashed out of the closet before anybody could catch us. We made our way to the lockers. We had to put our "we hate each other" act on as Carly approached us.

"Hey guys. Where were you? I missed you at lunch." Carly asked us.

"Uh, well I had to go to the library to study for my Biology exam I have now. Which means I have to go…do my Biology exam. Uh, bye!" I tried to run to my next class but Carly stopped me.

"We have a Biology exam? Ms. Johnson never told us about it."

I didn't know what to say, so I just stayed silent. Sam, the queen of lying, once again saved me.

"Way to go, nerd. Studying for a test that doesn't even exist…anyway. Carls, I was in Principal Franklin's office. I got another detention. I guess I'm going to have to miss iCarly rehearsals tonight."

"Darn. I guess it's just me a Freddie tonight." She moped. Sam looked at me with wide eyes, as if telling me to make something up so I could ditch rehearsal tonight.

"Actually Carly, my mom said I have to stay home today and…organize the refrigerator. I wish I didn't have to, but you know my mom."

"Don't we all?" Sam replied with a smirk on her face.

"Well okay then. I guess Spencer can help me plan the show. Have fun…organizing." And with that Carly left. I feel bad not telling her about Sam and I, but if we told her, she wouldn't be able to keep her big mouth shut. No offense to her.

"See you after school then?" I asked Sam.

"See you after school then." She answered. And with that, I left to go take my fake Biology exam.

After School

"Sam! Sam! Sam, stop!" I panted as I ran after her. Sam had my English assignment and refused to give it back. I chased her all the way back to Bushwell Plaza. Sam and I had to stay after school for about 15 minutes just to make sure Carly left. We couldn't afford to get caught. It would be way to risky considering we promised Carly no more secrets.

We ran all the way up the stairs of Bushwell, avoiding Lewbert in the process of course. Once we got to me and Carly's floor we had to be super quiet. This is pretty much our daily routine, unless we want our eardrums to blow from Carly's screaming at us.

I pushed Sam into my apartment and onto the couch, as we do every day. I leaned down and kissed her like I haven't seen her in ages. The kiss deepened and got more passionate and rougher by the second. God, I am really turned on right now, I could tell she was too.

The kiss went on for what seemed like ages. She made the first move. Sam lifted my shirt up and took it off with my help. My shirt somehow found its way across the room, and so did hers. I lifted her up and took her upstairs to my room. I laid her down on my bed and smashed my lips against hers again. We were finally getting somewhere when something just had to happen.

My mom barged in the room and saw Sam and I, shirtless, on my bed, making out.

"AAAAHHH! What the bacteria is going on here?" I jumped off Sam as quickly as I could.

"MOM! Um…we were just…we…" Crap.

This sounded a lot better in my head. Sorry for the disappointment. Review and tell me what you'd like to see in the next chapter. I won't update unless you review...:) And yes, I totally get it if you hated it. Boohoo. :'(