Tobi: YAY! We're here!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOO! *jumps up and hits head on the "Akatsuki Bus" ceiling*
Deidara: Smooth. Hmmm?
Tobi: yay! WENDY'S! *runs off bus and runs into window*
Deidara: Wow.
Hidan: Ok, everyone… GET OFF!
Everyone but Tobi who was still on the window: *Rush off bus*
Tobi: Help!
Deidara: No. *enters Wendy's*
Pain: I would like food.
Wendy's Worker: Ummm….. What kind of… food…mister…
Pain: …*looks at menu* … *holds up line* … ok I would like… a number 7 biggie size with a Root Beer.
Wendy's Worker: Ok… $7.24... Please come again. *a-fear-ded*
Konan: Grilled Chicken Salad with a medium Diet Coke.
*Everyone gets there order except Tobi and Kisame*
Tobi: I want a cheeseburger kids meal with a coke and a toy!!!
Wendy's Worker: Ok… $4.36 thank you.
Kisame: A fish sandwich…. Wow…. YOU EAT MY KIND! HOW DARE YOU! *holds up sword*
Wendy's Worker: *freezes*
Itachi: *Uses Sharingan to stop Kisame* Sorry about that.
Wendy's Worker: Ok….
Kisame: Nothing for me. *Goes back to bus crying over the fish in the sandwiches*
Itachi: *sigh*
*Everyone seems happy eating with customers leaving as soon as they enter*
Zetsu: HAY YA'll!
Itachi: *runs off like a girl* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Deidara: WHO THE-! *ketchup some how ends up on his head*
Pain: Hola. *stuffs fries in mouth*
Konan: *Spits Coke at Zetsu*
Kakuzu: *spaz*
Tobi: TOY! Brrrrr-rooooooommm bakkkkkkk phsss phsss psiiiiii gaaaaa ruuuuuuuuwwwwwww! *throws toy truck and hits Konan in the head* …sorry…
Konan: … I will stay calm……… YOU LITTLE! YOU DO NOT THROW STUFF AT ME! I WILL KILL YOU TOBI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs after Tobi and starts to strangle him*
Itachi: *uses Sharingan to stop fight*
Tobi and Konan: *fear-did*
Pain: What images did you give them, Itachi?
Itachi: …Each other… that's all I'm gonna say.
Pain: L-O-L Good one.
Itachi: CHARLIE! CHARLIE! WE'RE ON A BRIDGE CHARLIE! *random* heh-heh…
Zetsu: *disappear*
Deidara: *throws milkshake at Tobi*
Tobi: FLY-ING MILKSHAKE! *tries to catch milkshake with mouth but it goes down his cloak*
Hidan: FOOD FIGHT!
*food fight*
Five Minutes Later…
*Burned up Wendy's*
Kisame: What I miss?
Pain: *fire burns his hair in an animated way* food fight…. that's it….
Deidara: *cloak filled with French fries so it looke like he's a girl* Perverts… that's it…
Tobi: WHERE'S MY TOY?!
Itachi: You missed it, the Sharingan makes everyone happy… that's it…
Tobi: I can't wait till next time!