A/N: I don't own Cars.
Summary: The Mystery Engine's Speech.
Welcome, everyone.
I wish I could be with you on this very special day but... my clutch assembly broke. You know how it is.
We are here to celebrate. Today all your hard work pays off. The world has turned their backs on cars like us. They stopped manufacturing us, stopped making our parts. The only thing they haven't stopped doing is laughing at us. They've called us terrible names...
Jalopy. Rustbucket. Heap. Clunker. Junker, beater, wreck. Rattletrap. Lemon. But their insults just give us strength. Because today, my friends…that all ends.
They laughed at us. But now it's our turn to laugh back. Embrace your inner lemon! Let it drive you!
This was meant to be alternative fuel's greatest moment, but after today everyone will race back to gasoline. And we, the owners of the world's largest untapped oil reserve, will become the most powerful cars in the world!
They will come to us and they will have no choice, 'cause they will need us. And they will finally respect us. So hold your hoods high. After today you will never again be ashamed of who you are! Long live Lemons!
I thought it was interesting that no one else posted this.