One of my lame attempts at humor. All standard disclaimers apply.
Ketchup Brigade
((( CRASH )))
Schuldich: *rushes in*
Nagi: *is standing by a broken bottle of ketchup*
Brad: *enters*
Farfarello: *follows Brad, with a leash around his neck*
Brad: *jaw drops* the ketchup!
Farfarello: The ketchup!
Schuldich: My hair dye.... ;_;
Nagi: sorry... it was an accident...
Schuldich: INEXCUSABLE! YOU KILLED THE KETCHUP! *stomps to his room and locks himself in*
The Next Day...
Schuldich: *is growling as he goes down the stairs*
Nagi: *is sitting on the couch*
Nagi: *looks at Schuldich*
Nagi: OH MY GAWD!!! SCHULDICH!! YOUR HAIR!!!
Schuldich: *hair is black*
Schuldich: *icily* You killed the ketchup.
Nagi: *confused* But... What does that have to do with your hair?
Schuldich: *glare*
Nagi: You mean... YOU USE KETCHUP TO DYE YOUR HAIR RED?! O.o;;;;;
Schuldich: *scowls and give Nagi 'The Look(tm)'
Nagi: Ummm.... never mind....
Later...
Brad: SCHULDICH?! SCHULDICH?! WHERE ARE YOU?! WHAT DID YOU TO MY RED PRINTER INK????!!!
Schuldich: *is in his room trying to paint his hair red with the ink*
Brad: *finds Schuldich* AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE *HELL* ARE YOU DOING??????!!!!!!!!! *grabs the ink* NOOOOO!!! I NEEDED THAT!!!! NOW I HAVE TO BUY MORE!!!! *whacks Schuldich on the head*
Brad: *storms out of the room, grumbling to himself*
Even Later...
Schuldich: *walks up to Farfarello* Hey, can I borrow your blender?
Farfarello: *hugs the blender possessively*
Schuldich: Just for a minute! *grabs blender, then disappears into the kitchen*
Farfarello: ;_;
After a Few Minutes...
Schuldich: *reappears from the kitchen*
Schuldich: *returns blender to Farfarello*
Farfarello: *stops trying to chew on the Tv, and returns to playing with the blender*
Nagi: *walks in*
Nagi: *notices that Schuldich's black hair is covered with something that looks like pureed carrots*
Nagi: *stares at the German for a few minutes*
Schuldich: WHAT???!!!!
Nagi: Uhhh.... nothing...
Nagi: *walks back out, muttering to himself* Ok....
Schuldich: *watches the retreating Nagi* I guess the carrots don't look to good on me....
A Little Later Still...
Schuldich: *goes into Nagi's room*
Schuldich: *searches stuff to dye his hair with*
Nagi: *suddenly pops up from nowhere* HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!
Schuldich: LOOKING FOR SOMETHING TO DYE MY HAIR WITH!!!!
Nagi: Get lost! There's nothing in here!
Schuldich: *leaves*
Nagi: *goes into the bathroom to take a shower*
Schuldich: *comes back in*
Schuldich: *searches under Nagi's bed*
Schuldich: *finds Omi... ^^;;; I mean bottles and bottles of ketchup*
Schuldich: *waits for Nagi to come out, ready with one of the bottles in his hand*
Nagi: *walks out*
Schuldich: *starts chasing Nagi around* YOU LITTLE BRAT! YOU FIEND! YOU WERE KEEPING ALL THE KETCHUP TO YOURSELF, WEREN'T YOU??!!! I'M GONNA GETCHA FOR THIS!!!!
And Nagi gets chased around by Schuldich, until the dinner bell (and their stomachs) persuade them to stop.....
~OWARI~
Ketchup Brigade
((( CRASH )))
Schuldich: *rushes in*
Nagi: *is standing by a broken bottle of ketchup*
Brad: *enters*
Farfarello: *follows Brad, with a leash around his neck*
Brad: *jaw drops* the ketchup!
Farfarello: The ketchup!
Schuldich: My hair dye.... ;_;
Nagi: sorry... it was an accident...
Schuldich: INEXCUSABLE! YOU KILLED THE KETCHUP! *stomps to his room and locks himself in*
The Next Day...
Schuldich: *is growling as he goes down the stairs*
Nagi: *is sitting on the couch*
Nagi: *looks at Schuldich*
Nagi: OH MY GAWD!!! SCHULDICH!! YOUR HAIR!!!
Schuldich: *hair is black*
Schuldich: *icily* You killed the ketchup.
Nagi: *confused* But... What does that have to do with your hair?
Schuldich: *glare*
Nagi: You mean... YOU USE KETCHUP TO DYE YOUR HAIR RED?! O.o;;;;;
Schuldich: *scowls and give Nagi 'The Look(tm)'
Nagi: Ummm.... never mind....
Later...
Brad: SCHULDICH?! SCHULDICH?! WHERE ARE YOU?! WHAT DID YOU TO MY RED PRINTER INK????!!!
Schuldich: *is in his room trying to paint his hair red with the ink*
Brad: *finds Schuldich* AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE *HELL* ARE YOU DOING??????!!!!!!!!! *grabs the ink* NOOOOO!!! I NEEDED THAT!!!! NOW I HAVE TO BUY MORE!!!! *whacks Schuldich on the head*
Brad: *storms out of the room, grumbling to himself*
Even Later...
Schuldich: *walks up to Farfarello* Hey, can I borrow your blender?
Farfarello: *hugs the blender possessively*
Schuldich: Just for a minute! *grabs blender, then disappears into the kitchen*
Farfarello: ;_;
After a Few Minutes...
Schuldich: *reappears from the kitchen*
Schuldich: *returns blender to Farfarello*
Farfarello: *stops trying to chew on the Tv, and returns to playing with the blender*
Nagi: *walks in*
Nagi: *notices that Schuldich's black hair is covered with something that looks like pureed carrots*
Nagi: *stares at the German for a few minutes*
Schuldich: WHAT???!!!!
Nagi: Uhhh.... nothing...
Nagi: *walks back out, muttering to himself* Ok....
Schuldich: *watches the retreating Nagi* I guess the carrots don't look to good on me....
A Little Later Still...
Schuldich: *goes into Nagi's room*
Schuldich: *searches stuff to dye his hair with*
Nagi: *suddenly pops up from nowhere* HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!
Schuldich: LOOKING FOR SOMETHING TO DYE MY HAIR WITH!!!!
Nagi: Get lost! There's nothing in here!
Schuldich: *leaves*
Nagi: *goes into the bathroom to take a shower*
Schuldich: *comes back in*
Schuldich: *searches under Nagi's bed*
Schuldich: *finds Omi... ^^;;; I mean bottles and bottles of ketchup*
Schuldich: *waits for Nagi to come out, ready with one of the bottles in his hand*
Nagi: *walks out*
Schuldich: *starts chasing Nagi around* YOU LITTLE BRAT! YOU FIEND! YOU WERE KEEPING ALL THE KETCHUP TO YOURSELF, WEREN'T YOU??!!! I'M GONNA GETCHA FOR THIS!!!!
And Nagi gets chased around by Schuldich, until the dinner bell (and their stomachs) persuade them to stop.....
~OWARI~