Gir and the Banana Phone Song

By: Archangel Amy

A/N: Ok, here is a combination of one of my favorite songs, and my favorite cartoon. I got this inspiration from the fic with Gir singing the peanut butter jelly song. So, if you think I copywriter of the author, I didn't, I just made a similar story. Now, let's get on with this story.

Summery: Gir sings the most annoying, funniest song on the face of the planet.

Disclaimer: I do not own Zim. If I did, then he would still be on air.

'Ahh, the silence,' Zim thought. He really didn't get enough silence. He wished he got it more often. Oh well, that's the price to pay for keeping Gir around. He would have gotten rid of him a long time ago, but he proved useful in some certain situations.

"Heya Masta, whatcha doing," asked Gir casually.

"Working, now go," Zim said, hoping Gir would listen.

"Not before I sing you a song," Gir said in a sing song voice. Zim looked up, horrified that Gir wouldn't leave. The last time Gir sang a song, it was that horrible peanut jelly thing. He didn't want to listen again. Gir just had a smile as broad as his face could make it.

This is what Gir sang: RING RING RING RING RING RING RING BANANNA PHONE!

RING RING RING RING RING RING RING BANANNA PHONE!

I'VE GOT THIS FEELING

IT'S SO APPEALING

FOR US TO GET TOGETHER AND SING, SING!

RING RING RING RING RING RING RING BANANNA PHONE!

RING RING RING RING RING RING RING BANANNA PHONE!

IT GROWS IN BUNCHES

I'VE GOT MY HUNCHES

IT'S THE BEST

BEATS THE REST

CELLULAR

MODULAR

INTERACTIVE-ODULAR!

RING RING RING RING RING RING RING BANANNA PHONE!

RING RING RING RING RING RING RING BANANNA PHONE!

IT'S NO BOLOGNA

IT AIN'T A PONY

MY CELLULAR

BANANNULAR PHONE!"

Zim's eye twitched a bit, before he banged his head against the table in front of him. That made Gir even happier for some odd reason. Gir was about to sing again, until Zim held Gir's mouth shut, and threw him into the elevator. Telling to keep him on the top floor. Zim then went back to work for the rest of the day, but to his horror, he couldn't get the dumb song out of his head. He almost destroyed something. He even caught himself humming it. He was going crazy from that song!

A/N: Ok that's it. I hope you like it. It's true about what they say about the Banana Phone song. It will never leave your head. I hope you like this fic!

TTFN

Amy

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