Are You Bored? Well So Are The Cullens!
AN: Hey guys! This is my first story ever! Hope you like it! Oh, and Bella is human until further notice!
Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight. .Zip... No matter how much I wish I did!
I apologize beforehand if anyone thinks I stole their material! I swear I thought of all of this when I was in Social Studies. :) Also for any errors! If you do find any plz inbox me so they can be corrected!
Bella- ClumsyKillerPrincess
Edward- PianoPlayer1918
Alice- Pixie87
Jasper- WarDude00
Rosalie- BornBeautiful30
Emmett- BetterBarbie
Carlisle- Dr. Fang
Esme- Mrs.C
Jacob- WhoLetTheDogsOut!
*ClumsyKillerPrincess signed on*
*Pixie87 signed on*
*BetterBarbie signed on*
ClumsyKillerPrincess: O_o Erm…Em?
Pixie87: Why is your name BetterBarbie?
BetterBarbie: Well you know how Barbie is popular right? Speaking of Barbie…IM A BARBIE GIRL IN A BARBIE WORLD-
Pixie87: STOP!
ClumsyKillerPrincess: Yeah Emmett, and?
BetterBarbie: Well….she's and old lady now and I'm way hotter than her cuz she started in the 1900's. So I thought I'd take her place, I called the company and said you need a new doll like me so they said come in 2ma. Hence the name BetterBarbie.
Pixie87: :) Wow…..Emmett used a big word. Umm…..You know you're a dude right?
BetterBarbie: Yeah?
Pixie87: Just checking….
ClumsyKillerPrincess: So you know Barbie's a girl right?
BetterBarbie: Really? Dang!...I knew there was something wrong with that doll :S …..I'll just go for Ken. Wait, he is a guy right?
Pixie87: (sigh) Yes.
*BetterBarbie has signed off*
Pixie87: I wish I can see the past. I think his mom dropped him on his head as a baby. U?
ClumsyKillerPrincess: Multiple times. I think he chewed on the crib bars.
Pixie87: Lead paint? :)
ClumsyKillerPrincess: Looks like it.
Pixie87: Bella! I'm cumin over to get you! Its Bella Barbie Time!
ClumsyKillerPrincess: *face pales* Uhhhh… O-O
*ClumsyKillerPrincess has signed off*
Pixie87: I will find you Bella! *evil laugh* Mwahahahah!
*Pixe87 has signed off*
Later on…
*PianoPlayer1918 has signed on*
*WarDude200 has signed on*
*BornBeautiful30 has signed on*
PianoPlayer1918: Jazz, Have you seen Bella?
WarDude200: Last time I saw she was hiding from my wife.
BornBeautiful30: Bella Barbie?
WarDude200: Looks like it.
*ClumsyKillerPrincess has signed on*
ClumsyKillerPrincess: O-O You guys have to help me! Alice is tryna do Bella Barbie! Come get me! I'm in Carlisle's study!
*Pixie87 has signed in*
Pixie87: Bella! Where are you! *Looks into the future* AH HA! ….I WILL come and get you!
*Pixie87 has signed off*
BornBeautiful30: Bella you mayyyy want to run…NOW….
ClumsyKillerPrincess: Oh no…here comes Alice now! EDWARD COME HELP ME!
PianoPlayer1918: Bella. I love you, but last time I didn't see my arm for a week. Im sure your remeber that... *grimaces*
ClumsyKillerPrincess: SHE FOUND ME! Sombod-
*ClumsyKillerPrincess has been disconnected*
PianoPlayer1918: BELLA! I knew I shoulda gone after her! JASPER! Your wife is a psychopath! Did you lose your mind?
WarDude200: Yeah, when I met her…..One day I came back from a hunt and I was married to Alice…She was strange…that Alice….but I loved her…..(sigh)
BornBeautiful30: *snickers* You sound like a soap opera Jazz.
PianoPlayer1918: (sigh) I better go save Bella from Alice! Grrr….. :
*PianoPlayer1918 has signed off*
WarDude200: (sigh) I better go save Alice from Edward….. :/
BornBeautiful30: Wait! Your gonna just leave me here!
WarDude200: Yeah.
*WarDude200 has signed off*
BornBeautiful30: Fine-
*BetterBarbie signed on*
BornBeautiful30: EMMETT THAT BETTER NOT BE YOU!
BetterBarbie: He-Hey Rosie!
BornBeautiful30: WHY….Did Alice tell me you wanted to be a doll!
BetterBarbie: Well it didn't work out anyway…..
BornBeautiful: Oh…
*BetterBarbie changed their name to TeddyBear*
TeddyBear: Hey Rosie, you busy? *smirks*
BornBeautiful: No why?
*TeddyBear has signed off*
BornBeautiful: ? Wha—
*Born Beautiful has been disconnected*
AN: Sorry! I know its short! But plz push the pretty green button at the bottom on the page!
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