Note- This series is a crossover of Total Drama, Mario, and MLP Friendship is Magic. In this timeline, most of the events happened after the season 4 finale of My Little Pony and before season five before the mane 6 discovered the map. I chose twenty characters by random, so enjoy reading and hope you like it.
Episode 1
"Hello everyone." Toad began. "I'm not introducing myself cause you're not stupid. Welcome to TOTAL PONY ISLAND! So here's the dealio; last time there were complications with show last season and a bunch of stuff you don't want to hear about. Anyway we're back on the island for a complete season of epic awesomeness, Barbet should be here shortly with the contestants. This season, the contestants are a little different due to the previous cast being sick of the show going on long positive. Regardless-"
Toad was cut off by Bobei face-planting on the dock. "Yeah just roll the opening sequence Bobei. Time is money, the money you're not getting anytime soon."
"The view is nice, señor snuggles." Bobei said weak.
Episode 1: Welcome to the island part 1
But I thought you picking up the contestants." Toad said.
"I was." Bobei replied. "But we accidentally went through the entire Bob-omb factory, and the entire van blew up."
"WHAT? That was rental, I was gonna throw it in the river, but you blew it up." Toad said angrily. "Great just Great."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH." Oof.
"Oh, and here's the first loser." Toad remarks. "Hey Diamond. What's up?"
Diamond Tiara recovered from the fall, and became very angry. "When I get my hooves on you." She pushed Bobei off the dock into the water, and then got eaten by a whale.
"And the award for worst intern goes to.."
"Ugh, I can't believe you forced me on this show." Diamond Tiara angrily said to Toad.
"Me? I didn't force you." Toad said. "First, I cloriformed you and then forged your signature.
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH." Rarity screamed falling from the sky. She landed directly on Diamond Tiara.
"Sorry, but thanks for breaking my-"
"Zip it." Diamond snapped.
"And with another great entrance, Rarity, surprisingly without a scratch." Toad announced.
"Well we did explode in a bob-omb factory, isn't that right." Rarity asked.
"So? You aren't dead are you?" Toad protested. "Meaning that you can compete, which means there more episodes for people to watch, and that means I get paid.
"Right." Rarity remarks dryly.
"Well look who's here." a voice coming from behind.
"No, not you." Rarity turned and she was shocked who it was. "Blueblood?"
"Surprised to see me? Blueblood asked. "It's been awhile ever since the gala."
Rarity looks at camera unhappy while next to a Bob-omb still ticking.
A boat soon arrives at the island carrying Spike, Fluttershy, Twilight, Scootaloo, Pinkie Pie, and Apple Bloom.
"Hi there, so when do we start the party?" Pinkie asks.
"This isn't even a party show." Toad replied.
"Excuse me, but this is not a place for Rarity to be." Spike said. "I will do anything to keep her safe from big monsters and-" That was all he could say before Toad hit him with a hammer sending him in the water.
"That wasn't nice." Fluttershy said.
"Someone save him he's gonna drown." Twilight instructed.
"Don't worry I'm on it." Pinkie says. Pinkie Pie dove into the water, and came out a second later with a clown on her back.
"She said drown, not clown." Apple Bloom replied.
"Well Toad, do something." Twilight commanded.
"I am." Toad answered. "I gonna introduce the next of campers."
Right on cue another boat pulled up to island with Rainbow Dash, Snips, and Snails.
"Yep it's everyone's favorite: Rainbow Dash." Toad announced.
"I'm pretty sure she gets competitive everytime it comes to this." Twilight said.
"Finally, it's about time I got here." Rainbow Dash said. "I've been on that boat the whole way here."
"So when do we get something to eat?" Snails asks
"When I feel like paying Bobei to go get some food." Toad replies. Bobei growls at Toad in frustration. "Too bad your contract says you can't actually die, it's more fun this way." Toad says.
"Here comes another bunch."
On cue, the next group that just arrived were Applejack, Trixie, Gilda, Discord, and Cheese Sandwich.
"Why is Discord competing this time?" Diamond Tiara asked.
"He's one of the replacements after Tirek went into rehab." Toad answered.
Fluttershy: Um, with the amount of seasons we've been through, you think Discord would be a competitor instead of a host this time.
To his surprise an exact look-alike of Toad just poofed up right behind him.
"Whoa. Who are you?" Toad asked.
"Who are you? The clone asked copying him.
"You're me."
"No, you're me."
"No I'm Toad."
"No I'M Toad."
"And I'm Pinkie Pie." Pinkie chimed in.
The clone chuckles "Fooled you." Then changed into Fluttershy.
"Um, that's not me over there." Fluttershy protests.
"Wahoo!" Sweetie Belle arrives on cue on the Fluttershy look-alike. It changed into Gilda throwing her off her back.
"Hey not bad." Gilda chuckles. "But you did my hair wrong."
"Okay, that's enough Chrysalis you can stop now." Toad instructed.
"Aww, but I was having so much fun." Chrysalis complained.
"I knew it was her the whole time." Twilight said dryly.
"Fun?! How are we supposed to get good ratings if you're having fun. Toad complains. "You're supposed to be getting maimed."
High above Bobei was piloting the helicopter and dropped a large cinder block on Chrysalis.
"Much better." Toad said.
A second later, Princess Luna appeared on top of the cinder block announcing "Greetings fellow players I just received notice about an island to play and compete on."
"Uh, you're already on the show." Apple Bloom told her.
"Enough." Toad interrupted. "Now that all 20 of you losers have arrived, I can further inflict damage on self esteem and bodies. This way to the mess hall."
"Uh, we actually know where to go." Fluttershy told him.
"Did anyone ask you?" Toad argued. "No, no they didn't."
Later, everyone was in the mess hall. "Welcome to the mess hall, where you all will be chilling between challenges."
"So who's gonna cook our meals this time." Twilight asked.
Twilight: I just hope it won't be someone frightening or anything.
"So where are the bathrooms?" Rarity asks.
"They're just out the door." Toad replied. "They also serve as confessionals for people to dish out any secrets they have."
Spike: Rarity my love, I will keep you protected at all costs. This place is so dangerous I promise no harm will come to you no matter what. (Looks around.) You know what this confessional is the safest place I've seen all day.
Sweetie Belle bursts in "Hello."
"GAH! A little privacy please?
"Sorry."
All 20 contestants were later at the elimination area where Toad explains the rules. "So this is the elimination ceremony. Every time a loses, they must come here to the elimination ceremony at the campfire. The player who receives the most votes will be given a bob-omb and blown sky high out of the competition."
"Isn't that a bit much?" Chrysalis asks curiously.
"Yeah it's not safe for anyone even me." Spike told him.
"Well, if you consider yourself as a bunch of pieces flying through high skies in space, then yes totally safe." Toad remarks.
"Spike's right, it does seem a bit harsh for a lady like me." Rarity replies.
"Yeah, ah'm just a filly, you can't blow me up." Apple Bloom said.
"What in sam hill happened to the boat of losers." Applejack asked.
"Well, since we were away from the island so long some bandits took it and rode off into the sunset, so I rigged it with explosives so they're dead now." Toad replies.
"Those bandits were my cousins." Bobei told him.
"They sure were."
"What is it with you and explosions this season." Trixie asks.
"Like the one beside you." Toad points out. Trixie notices a bomb right beside her and poofs it away before exploding.
"Ugh, this is going to be a long season." Rainbow Dash grumbled.
Twilight: This season I'll make sure people notice me. I'll-
"Hello?"
Door opens. "Sorry Twilight."
"Well at least its Fluttershy, this time I'll win for sure.
"So now its time to put you guys onto teams." Toad continues. "So..."
"Discord."
"Chrysalis."
"Blueblood."
"Applejack."
"Gilda."
"Rarity."
"NOOOO." she sobbed.
"Ahem host talking here. Now where was I."
"Spike."
"Snips."
"Fluttershy."
"and...Rainbow Dash."
"and the excitement is gone." Rainbow grunted.
"You will be known as the screaming parasprites." Toad announced. "Which means that.."
"Sweetie Belle."
"Cheese Sandwich."
"Scootaloo."
"Princess Luna."
"Diamond Tiara."
"Pinkie Pie."
"Trixie."
"Twilight. Wait Twilight didn't show up. Oh Well."
"Oh come on." Twilight complains.
"Anyway, Apple Bloom and Snails. You guys are called the 'Killer Misfits.'"
Spike: Yes! Yes! I'm on the same team as Rarity.
Apple Bloom: I can't believe me and mah sister are on separate teams again, but I still have Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle that's good right?
Scootaloo: Well I'm not with Rainbow Dash, but I still have my friends on my team.
"Toad, Toad it's an emergency, your coffee machine is broken." Bobei said frantically.
"Well go fix it you idiot." Toad replies.
Not watching where he was going Bobei backed up and stepped on a bomb causing him to explode.
"Well since Bobei is taking a little nap at the moment here's the first challenge: since the island was abandoned for so long I decided to trap, I mean put into captivity the rest of the interns that didn't try to escape."
"Why would you do something so cruel?" Rarity asks dramatically.
"For the same reason I can do this." Without a warning Toad threw a spiny shell directly at Rarity.
"AAAH! GET IT OFF ME! GET THIS THING OFF ME!" she screamed.
Toad continues "Anyway seeing as though the season shows promise for me, I gonna need them back."
"So where are they?" Trixie asked.
"Actually I don't know." Toad shrugged. "I told Bobei to go hide them in the forest, so no one would take them. I need you all to go in the forest and search for the crate they're hidden in."
"But if it's that well hidden how do we find them." Rainbow asks.
"Easy, with these GPS's."
Everyone cheered in excitement.
"...but they're outta battery power whoops."
"AAAWWW." Everyone groaned.
"Why don't you go look for them?" Diamond Tiara remarks.
"Because some dangerous monsters have infiltrated this island while we were gone, it's better if you guys die than my camera ready face. If you're lucky, then you'll survive to see tomorrow. The first team to find my crate of interns and bring them back to me wins invincibility, and the other team will lose a member tonight: EXPLOSIVE." Toad explains. "So, GO!"
"Well who will find my pathetic excuses for interns first? And how many more times will Barbet die before the season finale? Will Spike ever shut up about Rarity? And will Bobei rise from the dead and make my coffee? Find out next time on TOTAL...PONY...ISLAND!"
To be continued...
Heads up
Screaming Parasprites: Discord, Chrysalis, Blueblood, Applejack, Gilda, Rarity, Spike, Snips, Fluttershy, and Rainbow Dash
Killer Misfits: Sweetie Belle, Cheese Sandwich, Scootaloo, Princess Luna, Diamond Tiara, Pinkie Pie, Trixie, Twilight, Apple Bloom, and Snails
Let me know who's your favorite and who you hope wins this season