I promise to remember Sabrina,

Whenever I blow a gasket

I promise to remember Briar Rose,

When I see someone in a casket

I promise to remember Puck,

When I hear the word "fairy"

I promise to remember Bess,

Whenever I'm in a dairy

I promise to remember Granny

,

When I see an old lady with a flower in her hair

I promise to remember Veronica,

Whenever someone gives me a glare

I promise to remember Daphne

,

When I have no earthly cares

I promise to remember Uncle Jake,

Whenever I see someone mourn

I promise to remember Mirror,

When I see someone with a heart of thorns,

I promise to remember Charming,

Whenever I see a cocky guy

I promise to remember Tobias Clay

When I see a sad guy sigh

I promise to not kidnap baby boys

For Basil Jr.'s sake of course,

I promise to remember Moth,

Whenever I see someone use an evil force

I promise to remember TSG,

Wherever I may go,

And buy ninety copies

So I can let my obsession show!