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"I am so excited for today!" DD said as he walked to Peach Creek Jr. high with his friends Ed and Eddy. He was prancing like a little fairy, ready to wet himself with

excitement. The science club was having Professor Membrane visit today and he was

DD's hero. He wanted to be just like him when he grew up.

"Shut up sockhead! Unless it's about money or Jawbreakers I don't care!" Eddy yelled

"You should care Professor Membrane is one of the smartest scientists to ever live! He harnessed perpetual energy created a time space object replacement device and he invented your favorite food Ed, Super Toast." DD said

"Buttered Toast" Ed said

" Yeah but we don't have free power as he promised, altering the time line is moronic and isn't his son insane and a crazy house escapee?" Eddy snarled.

"You can't judge Professor Membrane by Dib, Eddy. He is the man who keeps this world from falling in to chaos!" DD said with excitement.

That day at the science club meeting DD sat at the front and listened to every word Membrane had to say as if it was coming from God Himself. DD felt as if this was the best day in his 14.765 years. "Any questions?" the famous professor asked. A ton of hands shot up "that isn't about how my son ended up insane?" he said exasperated. Any where he went people asked him if Dib was really insane and if he was how insane was he. All that was left up was DD's hand." Yes you your name is…"

"Eddward sir. I admire your work. How do you come up with the ideas?" DD asked

"I'm glad you asked that. I just simply think of what mankind needs and make the best anyone has ever seen." Membrane said.

" How did you come up with Super Toast?" someone asked sarcastically.

"Mankind needed a very good toast. Simple as that." Membrane said

The bell rang and the club left except for DD "Can I help you?" Professor Membrane asked.

"Can I have your autograph?!!!!!!!!!!?" DD exclaimed "You're my hero! I want to be just like you when I grow up!"

"And you sure will be your principal told me how well you do Eddward and I was thinking maybe you'd like to be a jr. scientist on my show "Probing the Membrane of Science" ? " Professor Membrane asked.

"I sure would!!!!!" DD said

"Excellent see you Saturday at 8:30 am" Professor Membrane said.

Meanwhile in a house in Manhattan New York City….

"Gaz I have a feeling that dad called someone by their first name and he's taking a likening to someone who has a sock on their head" Dib said

"Who cares?" Gaz asked