I don't own things. I wrote this in about 10 minutes. yep.
"Sherlock, my bro! YOOOOOOOOOOOO!" yelled Sam Winchester as he ran to the lone detective who was standing in the middle of a crowded parking lot, hair blowing in the gentle breeze. Sherlock turned his head slightly to look at Sam, dramatically. Sam smiled and put his hand on Holmes's shoulder, but suddenly the 94th Doctor or whatever flew out from inside a bush and flopped about gracefully. "NUUUUU! STOP TOUCHING MY BABY!" he screamed, ramming into Sherlock; no evident reason for his actions is available. "but UR my cutie pie, Doctor!" stated Sam. "But Sam!" Sherlock interjected, "You're MY bae tho!" They weren't sure exactly how to resolve this conflict, so they decided they would all just marry each other.
After, they decided to eat Cheerios in the TARDIS for their honeymoon. They all sat around a small, pink plastic table with a box of Cheerios and incense to "set the mood". They stared at each other blankly until the Doctor randomly pointed at Holmes and fell over onto his back. "HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?!" he yelled. Sherlock started crying at the sudden accusation while same just stared at his "hotties". Nobody moved for a minute, which caused something in Sam's brain to click and he realized he should do something to improve the situation. He decided that he would stroke the Doctor's face lovingly and offer Holmes a comforting smootch. Instead of going through with his plans, he ended up making loud noises he didn't know that he could make. 20 seconds passed, then there was dead silence. 59 seconds later, the Doctor broke the silence, "We should sit on a couch and watch Frozen together!" "K,' Sam and Sherlock said broke into a nursing home and found a couch and a copy of Frozen. They watched it, singing all the songs when they came on except "Let It Go", which they kept singing so much, they elderly began pelting them with slippers. Their relationship on good terms once again, they adopted a porcupine and lived as a big, happy family.