Title: Remus and Chocolate Forever
Rating: M
Pairing(s): Remus/Chocolate
Warnings: sexual content
Disclaimer: Don't own 'em - not making any money off 'em. Dern it.
Summary: Remus loves chocolate. It's as simple as that.
Word Count: 113
Notes: For the 12 days of Christmas Challenge at the HPFC forum. Crack fic #3
Feedback: Yes
Remus loves his chocolate. He loves the way it smells. He loves the way it feels. And he especially loves the way it tastes.
Most people think it's a simple addiction that he has. If only they knew.
When Remus is alone in his room, he likes to melt the chocolate so it rubs all over his body. It's the absolutely most delicious sensation, so euphoric, so blissful.
He always has the hardest orgasms when he has his beloved chocolate nearby, usually touching him. He's enjoys caressing it as his strokes himself. He imagines if chocolate had a face, it's eyes would be closes as pleasure built within it.
Remus loves his chocolate.
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