20th July 2115
It was a cold afternoon in the city of South Park; four boys were playing around in the woods with an "old" sled, one kid called TJ was normal, one kid called Carl was Jewish, one kid called Kyle was poor, and one kid called Rick Docker was an Anti-Semitic.
TJ: You're supposed to take these things down a hill
Rick: there's a hill right here
The boys head up the hill, Kyle makes it first, then Carl, then TJ, and then Rick finally comes up behind them struggling with the sled (Rick is normal weight, but has a double chin)
TJ: come on fatass I need to hop on this thing and take it down the hill
Rick: Shut the fuck up, TJ! There were a lot fatter people 50 years ago!
Carl: Docker, you're the one with the double chin, you wouldn't have had that if you didn't eat all those cheesy poofs last month!
Rick: It's not my fault I weigh 55 pounds, my mom had gestational diabetes!
Carl: Whatever gestational diabetes is, it shouldn't matter.
Rick: aye fuck you Carl!
Rick shoves Carl, causing him to trip up on a rock and tumble down the hill, he screams and disappears. The boys follow him down the hill and to a hole
TJ: Dude!
Carl calls up from the hole
Carl: HELP! (Wheezes)
TJ: Great job Docker! You killed Carl!
Kyle: muffled* (You asshole!)
Rick: Well he shouldn't have said that it was my fault I'm overweight!
Rick backs away from the hole and walks off
TJ: Well why the hell not? That's like saying it's a guy's fault he doesn't have job!
Rick: Exactly! Some people are born poor like Kyle, so they can't get a job; I'm not blaming him for being poor!
Carl: Guuuuuuys!
TJ: Hey he's still alive, Carl buddy are you okay?
Rick returns and looks down the hole
Carl: Yeah, I think so, is Docker still up there?
Rick: Yeah, I'm right here, dude!
Carl: Docker, you fucking hunk of fat, cunt-shocking hunk of shit-fucking asshole!
Rick's eyebrows turn almost vertical
Rick: Oh yeah?! Oh yeah?! Say that shit to my fucking face muff!
TJ: Can you climb back up?
Carl: uhh no, no I don't think so
TJ: God damn it! I guess we'll have to grab a light ladder and get him!
Rick angrily gets up and walks off
Rick: Fuck him!
TJ pulls out a rod and presses a button on it, causing a light ladder to project out of it
TJ: Phew, good thing I saved this!
TJ turns the ladder projector off and drops it down the hole, accidently hitting Carl in the process
Carl: Ow!
TJ: Oops, sorry dude!
Carl turns on the projector and sits down, TJ comes climbs down and looks at Carl's toe, it appears to be stubbed, Rick slips a bit lands flat on his ass
TJ: Bro! What the hell are you doing?
Rick: F you hippeh!
Carl: Come on dude, I just want to get the hell outta here!
TJ: All right, just stand up and climb that ladder. Wait. What's this?
TJ: walks up to an ice crystal nearby. Carl follows. TJ rubs some frost away and from the crystal and it reveals a frozen boy. Both of the kids scream in terror.
Carl: dude, it's a kid!
TJ proceeds to rub all of the frost off, revealing his entire obese body; Rick hops over to the ice crystal and smiles
Rick: HA! I told there were much fatter people then me! You owe me 10 bucks now!
Carl: holy god dude! He really is fatter!
TJ: yeah, way fatter!
Rick notices something in his hand
Rick: Wait! What's that in his hand?
Carl: It kind of looks like an IPhone
TJ: a what?
Carl: An IPhone! People used these things back in the 2010s!
Rick: So you're saying he's from 2010?
Carl: uhh, no! I mean, he could he could be from 2010, but he could be from a little later than that, 10 year old kids didn't use those devices until like 2013
TJ: hey! Remember when that kid found some old dude's house card and got a reward?
Carl: Yeah! Maybe we could get a reward for finding a frozen kid!
TJ: Yeah!