Witty Title Goes Here

Or, Two Idiots Pretending To Be Eleven Idiots (And One Clown)

Sollux: 2up.

Equius: D - Can anyone e%plain to me why I have woken up covered in various colors of paint

Sollux: yeah, funny 2tory about that...

Sollux: well

Sollux: nepeta got iiin to the 2opor

Sollux: gamzee and her kiind of went a biit crazy

Equius: D - Oh dear lord

Sollux: they found the paiint

Equius: D - Why did no one wake me up to say something

Equius: D - I am her gosh darn moirail it is my duty to prevent that kind of thing from happening

Solllux: we diidn't know you were a2leep, hone2t

Equius: D - Come to think of it how did I sleep through them painting me

Solllux: anyway2, they found you a2leep and deciided that you would make a perfect portable 2hiipiing chart

Equius: D - Oh

Sollux: and you were really tiired

Equius: D - That e%plains some of these

Equius: D - Images

Sollux: ye2, they deciided iit wa2 too boriing

Equius: D - Some of these are really rather

Equius: D - 100d

Sollux: 2o they drew out fanart of the 2hiip2

Equius: D - It is rather shocking really

Sollux: yeah

Equius: D - Oh dear

Sollux: ii diidn't know kk could bend liike that

Equius: D - They certainly got rather

Equius: D - Creative

Equius: D - With the pairings

Sollux: yeah

Equius: D - I would be admiring her %ill if it were not for the

Equius: D - Content

Sollux: one fucking word about the drawiing of me and ampora and you diie a horriible death by p2iioniic bada22ery

Sollux: iim not even kiidiing

Sollux: wa2h that 2hit off

SOllux: ii dont care about the other2

Sollux: but plea2e

Sollux: de2trory that abomiinatiion

Equius: D - Honestly I think that is one of the better pieces

Sollux: iit ii2 not

Sollux: p2iioniic2 cant do that

Sollux: iits not one of our abiiliitiie2

Equius: D - It is nowhere near as bad as the image depi%ing a black relationship between the highb100d and myself

Equius: D - That is simply

Equius: D - Foul

Sollux: ...faiir poiint

Sollux: al2o, ju2t 2o you know

Equius: D - Oh dear

Sollux: aa ha2 piicture2

Equius: D - She

Sollux: 2he wa2 highly amu2ed

Equius: D - What

Equius: D - Fuck

Sollux: holy 2hiit

Sollux: you actually 2wore

Equius: D - It is a ser100s situation

Equius: D - My apologies

Equius: D - For a moment I c001d not contain myself

Sollux: 2omeone mark the periigee-book

Sollux: thii2 ii2 goiing down iin hi2tory

Equius: D - No wait

Equius: D - That is not relevant at the moment

Equius: D - Do you know where she is storing the pi%ures

Sollux: dont worry, 2he covered up the horriible one of me and ampora

Equius: D - They must be destroyed

Sollux: and ii dont know

Sollux: 2omewhere

Equius: D - That is not the one I am worried about

Sollux: iit2 the one ii am

Sollux: and iim telliing you

Sollux: wa2h that 2hiit off

Equius: D - We each have our own image to be worried about and we are just going to leave it at that

Sollux: okay fiine

Sollux: al2o, have you 2een your back yet?

Equius: D - Urk

Equius: D - Why

Sollux: becau2e you really need to

Equius: D - What did they do

Equius: D - Tell me what they did

Sollux: nepeta and gamzee 2eem to 2hiip you and aa

Equius: D - Oh no

Sollux: they dediicated your back to that one 2hiip

Equius: D - Is it

Equius: D - Bad

Sollux: defiine bad

Equius: D - Is it

Equius: D - E%epctionally 100d

Sollux: word2 cannot de2criibe how truly di2gu2tiing iit ii2

Sollux: even fii2hdiick would call iit horriible

Sollux: and you know how de2perate he ii2

Sollux: ii diidnt know iit wa2 po22iible to do tho2e thiing2

Equius: D - I do not think I will 100k at the image

Sollux: the piicture ha2 2carred me for liife

Equius: D - I am beginning to perspire based only on what you have said

Equius: D - Who all has seen it

Sollux: iif my 2hiity lu2u2 wa2 2tiil aliive, iid be 2obbiing iin iit2 arm2 riight now

Sollux: apart from aa and me?

Sollux: and obviou2ly nepeta and gamzee

Equius: D - Four is bad enough please do not say it is any more than that

Sollux: iid have to geu22

Sollux: probably

Sollux: everyone

Equius: D - Oh

Equius: D - Oh no

Sollux: yeah

Sollux: 2orry

Equius: D - By everyone

Sollux: yup

Equius: D - Do you mean abso100tely

Equius: D - Everyone

Sollux: ye2

Equius: D - I am trying very hard not to utter another obscenity

Sollux: from kk to ff

Equius: D - It is difficult

Sollux: let iit out

Equius: D - Oh dear

Sollux: iit wiil make you feel better

Equius: D - What must the Heiress think

Sollux: 2he wa2...

Sollux: dii2turbed

Equius: D - OH DEAR FUCKING LORD I AM ENTIRELY COVERED IN PORNOGRAPHIC IMAGES

Sollux: by nepeta and gamzee2 terriifyiing art 2kiil2

Sollux: there there

Equius: D - THIS

Equius: D - THIS

Equius: D - I CANNOT EVEN E%PRESS

Equius: D - ALL I CAN SAY IS

Equius: D - HRRK

Equius: D - HRRRRK

Equius: D - Apologies

Equius: D - But

Equius: D - It is all so VERY

Equius: D - 100d

Sollux: iif iit help2, kanaya and vrii2ka are tryiing to hunt down nepeta

Equius: D - That does not help in the least

Equius: D - I do not want them hurting my moirail

Sollux: kk and tavro2 are lookiing for gamzee

Sollux: 2he 2hould be fiine

Sollux: kanaya left her chaiin2aw behiind

Equius: D - That is

Equius: D - A little better

Sollux: were ju2t tryiing to 2ober nepeta up

Equius: D - Okay I think I can handle that

Sollux: and get gamzee iin a le22 hiigh 2tate

Equius: D - But I am still covered in pornographic images

Sollux: becau2e gog know2 who theyll 2triike next

Equius: D - If it were not for the hemospe%rum I w001d make the highb100d pay so very dearly

Sollux: yeah, 2uck2 to be you

Equius: D - He corrupted my moirail

Equius: D - And well

Equius: D - The other thing

Equius: D - Hrrk

Sollux: the re2t of u2 are iin hiidiing

Sollux: they al2o got vrii2ka

Sollux: whiich ii2 why 2he2 huntiing them down

Equius: D - Oh no

Sollux: 2he wa2hed off fiir2t

Equius: D - I cannot allow her near my moirail in that state

Equius: D - Well in any state really

Sollux: but 2he wa2 pii22ed

Equius: D - But especially not that one

Equius: D - I think I will have to go after her

Sollux: kanaya2 there

Sollux: iit2 fiine

Equius: D - Yes but

Equius: D - My moirail

Sollux: look, ju2t lock your door

Sollux: hiide

Sollux: iit2 for your own good

Sollux: that2 what the re2t of u2 are doiing

Equius: D - No this will not stand

Equius: D - I am going after my moirail

Equius: D - This whole

Equius: D - Incident

Equius: D - Was not her fault

Sollux: oh 2hiit ii ju2t heard a honk

Sollux: and a meow

Sollux: oh 2hiit

Sollux: oh 2hiit

Equius: D - What

Sollux: help

Equius: D - What is it

Equius: D - Have they come after you

Sollux: thii2 ii2 gettiing kiind of 2cary

Sollux: ii thiink 2o, ye2

Equius: D - Can you hold them off with your psioni%

Sollux: no, ii dont want to hurt them

Equius: D - Can't you simply just

Equius: D - Restrain them

Sollux: iim not good at that

Sollux: e2peciialy wiith fa2t target2

Sollux: and theyre fa2t

Sollux: very fa2t

Equius: D - I am aware

Equius: D - That is rather distressing

Equius: D - Sh001d I come and attempt to stop them

Equius: D - The more we can spare from this

Equius: D - Treatment

Equius: D - The better

Sollux: OH 2HIIT THEYVE GOT ME OH GOG WHY HELP OH 2HIIT 2HIIT GET THE FUCK OFF AH GOG JEGU2 FUCKING KRII2T WHY

Equius: D - I am coming over

Equius: D - Try to hold on until then

Nepeta: MEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOW

Equius: D - Nepeta stop

Nepeta: MEOWMEOWMEOWMEWOMEOWMEOW

Equius: D - Nepeta I insist

Equius: D - I STRONGly insist that you cease this

Gamzee: hOnKhOnKhOnK

Equius: D - Highb100d

Nepeta: MEOW

Equius: D - You will get away from my moirail

Equius: D - Cease corrupting her this instant

Nepeta: ABSCOOOOND!

Equius: D - Nepeta no

Nepeta: kitty face :33

Equius: D - Come back here

Equius: D - You require a shoosh-pap

Sollux: holy 2hiit

Sollux: that wa2

Sollux: the wor2t fuckiing thiing

Equius: D - Possibly multiple shoosh-paps

Sollux: ii have ever experiieced

Sollux: theyre gone

Sollux: iit2 no u2e

Sollux: fuck

Equius: D - I am sorry

Sollux: iim okay

Equius: D - It does not seem like I got there in time

Sollux: they only 2tarted drawiing theiir horriible, horriible 2hiip2 on me

Sollux: ... where the hell i2 my 2hiirt

Equius: D - They took yours too

Sollux: oh jegu2 fuck there2 a half done "erii2ol" on my back

Sollux: kiil me now

Sollux: death ii welcome you

Equius: D - Get into your ablution trap

Equius: D - Wash it off before it stains

Sollux: *2ob2*

Sollux: okay, iim good

Sollux: iit2 off

Sollux: ii found a new 2hiirt

Sollux: iit2 all good

Equius: D - Are you now all right

Sollux: get your a22 over here, were huntiing the2e a22hole2 down.

Equius: D - I w001d prefer to remain where I am

Sollux: put on a 2hiirt fiir2t though

Equius: D - I am still covered in pornography

Sollux: fiine

Sollux: iill do iit my2elf

Sollux: wa2h off

Sollux: iim goiing huntiing

Equius: D - What are you going to do

Sollux: kiick a22 and take name2

Equius: D - Do not harm Nepeta

Sollux: can ii harm gamzee?

Equius: D - Hrrk

Equius: D - I suppose

Sollux: iit2 2omethiing

Sollux: okay, iim iin the vent2 riight now

Equius: D - Perhaps instead of harming them

Equius: D - We sh001d simply

Equius: D - Repay them

Sollux: ...that ii2 a good iidea

Equius: D - Do you possess any artistic %kill

Sollux: not really

Sollux: and there2 no way iim drawiing that 2hiit

Equius: D - Hmm

Equius: D - Perhaps

Sollux: kk'2 decent

Equius: D - W001d he agree to it

Sollux: at thii2 poiint?

Sollux: probably

Equius: D - Where is he

Equius: D - We sh001d find as many of the others as we can

Sollux: iill ju2t troll him and-JEGU2 FUCK!

Equius: D - What

Equius: D - Did they find you again

Aradia: hell0

Equius: D - Hrrrrk

Equius: D - Aradia

Sollux: aa, dont do that

Sollux: jegu2

Equius: D - What did you do Aradia

Aradia: telep0rted in fr0nt 0f him

Aradia: s0rry s0llux

Sollux: iit2 fiine.

Aradia: nepeta and gamzee are currently heading towards terezis r00m.

Equius: D - Oh dear

Aradia: g00d luck.

Aradia: *vanishes*

Equius: D - It is spreading

Equius: D - ...I take it she will not be joining us

Sollux: yeah, probably not

Equius: D - I believe Serket w001d also be open to this idea

Sollux: anyway2, to tz'2 room

Sollux: waiit, can vrii2ka draw?

Equius: D - I don't know

Equius: D - But she c001d at least help

Sollux: we could recruiit tz

Equius: D - She is

Sollux: iim 2ure 2he'd be pii22ed enough to help

Equius: D - Not much of an artist

Sollux: vrii2ka or tz?

Equius: D - Pyrope

Equius: D - I have seen what she calls her drawings

Sollux: eh, 2he2 decent

Equius: D - If only Nepeta had not been the one corrupted

Sollux: and 2hed get annoyed iif we dont iinclude her iin thii2

Equius: D - She c001d perhaps

Equius: D - Tie them up

Sollux: damniit, iif only we had aa iin on thii2

Sollux: 2he2 got whiipkiind you know

Equius: D - Yes I am

Equius: D - Well aware

Sollux: dont you dare get 2weaty at that

Equius: D - Urk

Sollux: ii dont even want to know actually

Sollux: nevermiind

Equius: D - Enough of that

Equius: D - Let's go

Equius: D - We sh001d not wait too long

Sollux: you got the drawiing2 off?

Equius: D - Er

Equius: D - No

Sollux: then 2tay iin your room, iim not beiing 2een wiith you

Equius: D - No

Equius: D - I am going out there

Equius: D - I have to

Sollux: you can act a2 our home ba2e

Equius: D - That is stupid

Sollux: here, ii wrote a computer program to track locatiion2

Sollux: iit work22 off of locator chiip2 that ii made

Sollux: *2end2 program*

Sollux: iim deletiing that when were done

Equius: D - Well

Equius: D - Alright

Equius: D - I can be the tracker

Sollux: iim the only one that ha2 a chiip

Sollux: but iive got more

Sollux: iil try to plant them on the other2

Sollux: or ju2t giive them

Equius: D - Is this really necessary

Sollux: no

Sollux: ii ju2t want to te2t thii2 out

Equius: D - Is it for science

Sollux: be2iide2, iit2 cool a2 hell

Sollux: and ye2

Sollux: for 2ciience

Equius: D - Then

Equius: D - I suppose I cannot obje%

Sollux: let2 do thii2

Sollux: ii2 the program readiing me yet?

Equius: D - Yes

Sollux: good

Equius: D - It has your location

Equius: D - How will I tell different trolls from each other once you have planted more chips

Sollux: ii programed 2eperate one2 for all of u2

Equius: D - That is a bit

Equius: D - Discomforting

Sollux: note how my dot on the 2y2tem ii2 yellow

Sollux: ii got bored

Equius: D - Do they correspond to our b100d colors

Sollux: ye2

Sollux: and 2eeiing a2 kk'2 a whiiny liitle biitch about hii2, ii made one gray

Equius: D - What is his b100d color anyway

Sollux: oh 2hiit, you dont know yet?

Equius: D - It ir% me to not know this

Sollux: ii thought we all knew by now

Sollux: uh

Sollux: hii2 blood2 not techniically on the hemo2pectrum

Sollux: iit2 mutated

Sollux: candy red

Equius: D - Oh

Equius: D - Shit

Sollux: tz'2 thriilled about that, really

Equius: D - I can imagine

Sollux: al2o, dont giive hiim hell for iit

Sollux: becau2e iif you do

Sollux: ii wiill end you

Sollux: and then kk wiil probably end me

Equius: D - No

Equius: D - I believe we are past that point in our society

Equius: D - Though it pains me to say so

Sollux: oh

Sollux: really?

Sollux: good

Equius: D - With only twelve of us left

Equius: D - With our species all but e%tin%

Equius: D - It does not seem worth the trouble it causes among our group

Equius: D - I hate to say that

Equius: D - But hours of internal debate have convinced me that it is so

Sollux: that2 got to be the mo2t iintelliigent thiing youve ever 2aiid about the hemo2pectrum

Sollux: moviing on

Sollux: iim ju2t above tz'2 room

Sollux: one 2ec

Sollux: hey

Sollux: tz

Sollux: can ii come iin?

Terezi: WH4T DO YOU W4NT SOLLUX

Sollux: youve notiiced nepeta and gamzee runniing around graffiitiiyiing everyone?

Terezi: WHO H4SNT :T

Sollux: faiir poiint

Sollux: anyway2, aa 2aiid theyre headed here

Sollux: me and equiiu2 are tryiing to 2top them

Terezi: H3H3H3H3H3

Sollux: and maybe giive them 2ome lovely art

Sollux: a2 revenge

Sollux: for all thii2 bull2hiit.

Terezi: SO MR MUST4RD 4ND MR BLUE R4SPB3RRY 4R3 ON 4 QU3ST FOR R3V3NG3 4ND TH3Y W4NT MY H3LP

Terezi: OF COURS3 1LL H3LP YOU OUT

Sollux: 2weet

Sollux: here, take thii2 chiip

Terezi: B3FOR3 TH3Y C4N G3T M3 :[

Terezi: WH4TS 1T FOR

Sollux: *turn2 on chiip and pa22e2 it*

Sollux: dont liick iit

Sollux: iit2 electroniic

Terezi: H3H3H3H3H3

Sollux: locator thiing

Sollux: iim te2tiing iit out

Terezi: ST4LK3R :D

Sollux: oh 2hut up

Sollux: thii2 one2 your2

Sollux: note how iit2 teal

Terezi: WH4T DO 1 DO W1TH 1T

Sollux: ju2t keep it iin your pocket or 2ome 2hiit

Sollux: ju2t 2o long a2 iit2 on or by you

Sollux: iit2 all good

Terezi: OK4Y TH3N MR GRUMPY D1JON

Terezi: WH4T DO YOU W4NT M3 TO DO TO H3LP

Terezi: :D

Sollux: were huntiing them down now

Sollux: we could u2e your no2e

Terezi: 3XC3LL3NT

Terezi: T1M3 TO SN1FF OUT SOM3 OL1V3S 4ND GR4P3 J3LLY

Sollux: come on, iin to the vent2

Terezi: WH4T 4 N4STY COMBO

Terezi: OK4Y H4NG ON

Terezi: H3R3 1 COM3

Sollux: iif we can fiind the other2 and work together, thii2 miight work better

Terezi: 1S 1T JUST US THR33? :?

Terezi: 4ND WH3R3 1S TH3 SW34TB4RN

Sollux: kk and tt are huntiing gamzee, vrii2ka and kanaya are goiing after nepeta

Sollux: equiiu2 iii2 iin hii2 room

Sollux: coordiinatiing our effort2

Terezi: H3H3H3H3H3

Terezi: 1S H3 ST1LL COV3R3D IN 4RT

Terezi: :D

Sollux: ye2

Terezi: H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4

Sollux: no, were not goiing for another look at hiim

Terezi: BL4RRR :I

Sollux: ii could go my whole lliife wiithout 2eeiing that 2hiit agaiin.

Sollux: 2o anyway2

Sollux: let2 get iin to contact wiith everyone that2 hiidiing

Sollux: that iii2 to 2ay, ff and the fii2hdiick

Terezi: HOW MUCH LONG3R 4R3 W3 GONN4 B3 IN THIS V3NT :T

Sollux: and theyre both iin ff'2 room ii

Sollux: whiich ii2 why were goiing there

Sollux: actually, we are there

Sollux: 2o 2top your biitchiing

Terezi: ST34LTH DROP!

Sollux: *drop2 through vent*

Sollux: 2up a22hole2

Feferi: )(-EY S-EALLUX!

Sollux: hey ff

Eridan: wwater you guys doin here

Sollux: were tryiing to fiind nepeta and gamzee

Sollux: and draw on them

Sollux: draw all over them

Terezi: 1TS A S3CR3T M1SS1ON OF S3CR3T R3V3NG3 :D

Sollux: and by 2ecret 2he mean2 were telliing everone we can fiind

Eridan: an you wwant us to help

Feferi: oo)(, t)(at sounds GLUBBING AW—ES—EAM—E!

Sollux: not help per2ay

Sollux: ju2t take the2e

Eridan: wwhat are these glubbin things

Terezi: BOMBS! :D

Sollux: *pull2 out two chip2, one viiolet, one fu2hiia, turn2 them on, and giive2 them to them*

Sollux: 2hut up tz

Sollux: theyre locator chiip2

Solllux: 2o we can know iif youre 2uddenly kiidnapped

Sollux: they arent bomb2

Eridan: i guess that makes sense

Eridan: so youre not plannin to bloww us up

Sollux: a2 temptiing a2 that would be

Sollux: no

Feferi: OO)(, MIN-ES FUS)(IA!

Terezi: TH3Y M4TCH OUR FL4VORS :]

Sollux: not yet

Feferi: t)(ey do? T)(ATS SO GLUBBING SW—E—ET!

Sollux: ii'll explode you later ampora

Terezi: 1 WONT L3T MR C4PTOR DO TH4T 4NYW4Y MR 4MPOR4

Feferi: S-EALLUX!

Terezi: H3 H4S TO K1LL YOU L3G4LLY

Feferi: B-E NIC-E!

Sollux: 2orry ff

Eridan: oh thanks ter thats such a glubbin comfort

Terezi: H3H3H3H3

Sollux: riight then, eq, you gettiing all of u2?

Equius: D - Yes

Equius: D - You are all showing up on the computer

Sollux: there 2hould be 2iix chiip2 actiive

Sollux: the four of u2

Sollux: and iim keepiing gamzee and nepeta's on iin ca2e they run by u2 and ii get a chance to plant the tracker2

Sollux: anyway2

Equius: D - Understood

Equius: D - Who will you be going after ne%?

Sollux: ii thiink well try to fiind eiither kk2 group or vri2ka'2 group

Sollux: 2ee iif we can coordinate attack2

Sollux: bye ff

Feferi: later seallux!

Sollux: bye fii2hdiick

Eridan: later you glubbin imbecile

Feferi: boys, be)(ave

Terezi: GOODBY3 S34FOOD :]

Sollux: 2orry ff

Eridan: sorry fef

Sollux: come on tz, let2 roll

Sollux: troll u2 iif they fiind you

Eridan: fine wwhatevver

Solllux: *jump2 iin to vent*

Terezi: ST34LTH JUMP!

Sollux: iit2 not 2tealthy iif you 2cream about iit

Terezi: H3H3H3H3H3

Sollux: whatever

Terezi: DO W3 GO 4FT3R MR C4NDY R3D OR MISS SOUR BLU3B3RRY

Sollux: *turn2 corner, colliidiing wiith 2omeone*

Terezi: SOLLUX WHO D1D YOU JUST H1T

Karkat: GAH, SOLLUX, WHAT THE FUCK?

Terezi: WHY C4NT YOU JUST PL4Y N1C3

Terezi: TH1S 1S WHY W3 C4NT H4V3 N1C3 TH1NGS SOLLUX

Sollux: oh hey kk

Sollux: perfect tiimiin

Sollux: ii mean tiimiing

Karkat: FUCK YOU.

Karkat: SO WHAT ARE YOU DOUCHEBAGS DOING OUT HERE?

Terezi: P1CK1NG UP MR 4MPOR4S QU1RK 4R3 YOU SOLLUX? :D

Karkat: THOUGHT YOU WERE HIDING IN YOUR ROOMS LIKE THE LOSERS YOU WERE

Terezi: S3CR3T M1SS1ON, K4RKL3S

Sollux: 2hut the fuck up tz

Sollux: ii 2wear to gog, ii wiil end you

Terezi: 4ND W3 C4NT DO 1T W1THOUT YOU!

Sollux: that wa2 a fuckiing acciident

Terezi: H4H4H4H4H4

Terezi: OF COURS3 1T W4S

Karkat: OH YEAH, HE'S WITH AMPORA.

Karkat: BLACK RELATIONSHIP

Karkat: BUT THEY'RE TOTALLY TOGETHER

Terezi: L1K3 TH4TS A SURPR1S3 :D

Sollux: fuck you both

Terezi: YOU OW3 M3 413 BOONBUCKS

Karkat: I NEVER AGREED TO THIS

Terezi: P4Y UP K4RKL3S

Karkat: FUCK NO!

Terezi: BL4RR WH4T3V3R

Terezi: 1 ST1LL WON 4ND YOU KNOW 1T

Karkat: BESIDES, YOU'RE THE RICHEST FUCKING PERSON ON THIS SHITHOLE.

Terezi: H3H3H3H3H3H3

Karkat: WHAT'S 413 BOONBUCKS TO YOU?

Terezi: S4T1SF4CT1ON MR C4NDY

Sollux: 2hut the hell up, both of you.

Sollux: and kk, everyone know2 iit2 not about the money

Sollux: iit2 about makiing a 2tatement

Terezi: MR MUST4RD H4S 1T R1GHT!

Karkat: ...HOLY SHIT, DID YOU JUST QUOTE THAT HUMAN MOVIE

Karkat: DARK NIGHT RISES OR SOME SHIT?

Terezi: W41T WH4T

Karkat: YOU ACTUALLY WATCHED THAT AFTER I SENT IT TO YOU?

Sollux: 2hut up, ii wa2 bored

Terezi: WH4T YOU S41D 1S SUDD3NLY 4 LOT L4M3R :T

Sollux: had nothiing better to do

Sollux: and fuck you tz

Terezi: YOU W1SH :D

Sollux: yeah, iim not even replyiing to that

Sollux: wa2nt tavro2 wiith you kk?

Equius: D - I w001d just like to remind you all

Equius: D - That we are supposedly on a mission

Karkat: HOLY SHIT HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN LISTENING?

Equius: D - Hrrk

Equius: D - Not that long

Karkat: AND YEAH, TAVROS SHOULD BE CATCHING UP

Equius: D - I was just wondering why your chips weren't moving

Karkat: TAVROS WAS JUST CHECKING BEHIND US

Karkat: CHIPS?

Sollux: yeah, ii made chiip2 to track u2

Equius: D - And it turns out to be because you were all arguing like a herd of wrigglers

Sollux: here2 your2

Terezi: NOT BOMBS :I

Sollux: *pull2 out gray chiip and turn2 iit on*

Sollux: *hand2 iit to you*

Karkat: WOW, YOU ACTUALLY MADE IT GRAY.

Terezi: 1SNT H3 SW33T :]

Karkat: YOU'RE NOT THAT BIG OF AN ASSHOLE AFTER ALL.

Karkat: YOU'RE STILL AN ASSHOLE

Karkat: JUST NOT THAT BIG OF ONE

Sollux: whatever

Sollux: okay, where the hell i2 tavro2.

Terezi: STOP T4LK1NG 4BOUT SOLLUXS 4SS K4RKL3S

Karkat: SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Karkat: DON'T.

Karkat: JUST DON'T.

Terezi: Y3S 1 S3NS3 4 D1ST1NCT L4CK OF P34NUT BUTT3R

Karkat: SHIT, DID THE DEMON PAIR GET HIM?

Karkat: THEY BETTER NOT HAVE

Karkat: THAT DOUCHEBAG IS SLIGHTLY USEFULL

Terezi: DO 1 SM3LL P34NUT BUTT3R 4ND J3LLY S4NDW1CH3S

Terezi: H3H3H3H3H3H3

Sollux: what

Terezi: JUUUST K1DD1NG

Terezi: :D

Sollux: 2top doiing that

Sollux: iit2 not fuckiing funny

Terezi: H4H4H4H4H4

Sollux: oh waiit, here2 tavro2.

Tavros: uHH, hEY GUYS,

Tavros: i, UH, MISS ANYTHING IMPORTANT?

Terezi: GOOD 3V3N1NG MR P34NUT BUTT3R

Terezi: W3R3 ON 4 S3CR3T M1SS1ON

Tavros: oH, HI tEREZI,

Karkat: IT'S NOT A SECRET MISSION IF YOU FUCKING TELL EVERYONE.

Sollux: that2 what ii 2aiid

Terezi: TH3 MOR3 TH3 M3RR13R :]

Sollux: no, iit work2 better iif were iin two group2

Sollux: here, take thii2 chiip

Sollux: *pull2 out brown chiip, actiivate2 iit, giive2 iit to tavro2*

Tavros: oH, UM, THANKS, i, UH, i GUESS,

Tavros: wHAT IS IT?

Terezi: 1TS NOT 4 BOMB

Tavros: uH,,, OKAY?

Sollux: 2hut up tz

Terezi: H3H3H3

Sollux: iit2 a trackiing chiip

Sollux: 2o that eq know2 where we are duriing thii2 weiird adventure

Tavros: oH, EQUIUS WOKE UP?

Terezi: H3S OUR SUP3R H4CK3R TR4CK3R :]

Sollux: ii ju2t wanted to te2t the program

Terezi: 4ND H3 F1N4LLY ROS3 FROM TH3 DE4D 4PP4R3NTLY

Sollux: thii2 ii2 a conveniient opportuniity

Tavros: eQUIUS DIED? wHAT!

Equius: D - When are you all going to get moving

Karkat: YOU IDIOT, SHE WASN'T BEING LITERALL.

Terezi: 1 JUST M34NT H3 W4S SL33P1NG :1

Tavros: oH,

Equius: D - You are wasting time

Karkat: RIGHT, YOU'RE BORING ME

Karkat: WE SHOULD GET GOING

Equius: D - Finally someone agrees

Karkat: STAY IN CONTACT OVER TROLLIAN

Karkat: SHUT UP EQUIUS.

Karkat: DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE START SWEATING OVER THAT.

Equius: D - Too late

Karkat: OH, EW.

Karkat: UNCLEAN, UNCLEAN.

Terezi: H4H4H4H4H4H4H4

Sollux: let2 go before eq traumiitii2e2 kk anymore

Terezi: F1N3

Sollux: later2

Karkat: BYE.

Karkat: COME ON TAVROS, LET'S GO.

Karkat: *WALKS OFF MUTTERING "UNCLEAN.."

Terezi: 4R3 W3 GO1NG TO F1ND M1SS SOUR BLU3B3RRY 4ND M1SS GR33N GR4P3S N3XT

Sollux: yeah, iif we can fiind them

Sollux: you 2mell anythiing?

Terezi: TH1S W4Y

Terezi: FOLLOW M3

Sollux: iif you iin2ii2t

Terezi: OH BUT 1 DO

Terezi: TH3 SM3LL 1S G3TT1NG STRONG3R

Kanaya: Oh, Hello There Sollux, Terezi.

Terezi: 1TS L1K3 TH3YR3 R1GHT 1N FRONT OF M3

Terezi: OH

Kanaya: How Are You Two Doing.

Terezi: W3R3 ON 4

Sollux: 2hiity, a2 alway2

Sollux: 2hut up tz

Sollux: tz, dont you dare 2ay iit

Terezi: H3H3

Vriska: Say whaaaaaaaat?

Terezi: S3CR3T

Kanaya: Yes, I Would Also Like To Know What Terezi Meant.

Kanaya: Secret?

Kanaya: How?

Terezi: M4YB3 1 JUST WONT S4Y 1T NOW

Terezi: S1NC3 SOLLUX H4T3S 1T SO MUCH

Vriska: Oh come oooooooon!

Sollux: holy 2hiit, iit2 twelfth fuckiing periigree

Kanaya: Yes, Tell Us!

Terezi: S3CR3TM1SS1ON

Sollux: and iit2 gone

Sollux: tz, ii hate you

Vriska: Secret mission?

Vriska: Sounds good!

Kanaya: I Thought You Were Harbouring Black Feelings For Eridan?

Terezi: TH4T H3 1S

Sollux: *ii2 bangiing head agaiin2t wall*

Terezi: DONT 3V3N TRY TO H1D3 1T MR MUST4RD

Kanaya: What Are You Even Attempting To Do Sollux?

Vriska: Daaaaaaaamn, looks like I owe Kanaya a few boonbucks.

Sollux: iif ii hiit my head hard enough

Sollux: ii miight be graced wiith 2weet death

Terezi: SOLLUX STOP

Terezi: 1 W4S PL4NN1NG ON P41NT1NG TH4T R3D L4T3R

Terezi: MUST4RD WOULD CL4SH

Sollux: ii2 everyone here bettiing on my love liife?

Kanaya: Yes.

Karkat: YES.

Vriska: Yeeeeeeees ::::D

Aradia: *appears*

Aradia: yes

Aradia: *vanishes*

Terezi: Y3S.

Terezi: H4H4H4H4H4

Tavros: yEAH, UH, PRETTY MUCH,

Equius: D - Yes

Vriska: Isn't it actually your h8life?

Sollux: ju2t kiill me now

Terezi: NOT UNT1L 4FT3R TH3 S3CR3T M1SS1ON

Sollux: fiine

Sollux: untiil then, ii hate you all.

Vriska: WH8T'S THE M8SS8ON?

Kanaya: I Thought You Hated Eridan.

Sollux: fuck you.

Terezi: OH H3 DO3S :D

Sollux: ii really mean that

Sollux: from the bottom of my heart

Terezi: 1N R3G4RDS TO BOTH ST4T3M3NTS

Sollux: fuck you

Terezi: SOLLUX W3 4LR34DY D1SCUSS3D TH1S

Sollux: anyway2, here, take the2e

Vriska: What's these?

Sollux: *pull2 out jade and cerulean chiip2, turn2 them on, offer2 them to you*

Sollux: ju2t take them.

Equius: D - They are tracking chips

Sollux: thank you

Sollux: fiinally, 2omeone other than tz 2ay2 that

Terezi: BL4RRR :1

Sollux: alriight, everyone but nepeta and gamzee have one now.

Vriska: Heeeeeeeey, Sollux...is this for revenge? ::::D

Sollux: ye2

Vriska: Yes.

Terezi: FUCK Y3S

Vriska: Hell

Sollux: fuckiing

Terezi: FUCK1NG

Sollux: damn iit tz

Sollux: you ruiined iit

Vriska: Yes!

Sollux: ah, productiiviity

Vriska: Sollux you know you ruined it more 8y 8itching...

Sollux: look at all the fuck2 ii giive

Sollux: *give2 miidle fiinger*

Terezi: PUT TH3M 4W4Y TH3R3 M1GHT B3 WR1GGL3RS W4TCH1NG

Vriska: You knoooooooow, that's technically ONE fuck!

Terezi: SOLLUX 1 D1DN'T KNOW YOU C4R3D

Kanaya: I Would Make A Depressing Comment About All Wrigglers Being Dead, But I Feel It Would Be In Rather Bad Taste.

Sollux: youre all iidiiot2

Vriska: Hey!

Terezi: H3Y

Terezi: H3H3H3H3 L1K3 1 C4R3

Kanaya: I Find That Very Insulting.

Kanaya: Note The Massive Amounts Of Sarcasm In That Statement.

Equius: D - You are all behaving like wrigglers again

Equius: D - I don't think this is very produ%ive

Kanaya: Anyways, Are We To Team Up, Or Should We Seperate And Conduct Individual Searches?

Terezi: SOLLUX S4YS W3 SHOULD SPL1T UP

Terezi: 1NTO GROUPS OF TWO

Karkat: NEITHER. YOU FUCKASSES NEED TO GET OVER HERE QUICKLY, WE FOUND THEM, AND WE'VE GOT THEM PINNED DOWN.

Karkat: BACKUP WOULD BE FUCKING FANTASTIC RIGHT NOW.

Vriska: Jackpoooooooot!

Sollux: fiinally, re2ult2!

Sollux: eq, where are they?

Sollux: ju2t guiide u2 there.

Equius: D - Go along that hallway to your left

Equius: D - Up one set of stairs

Equius: D - (Be careful with those)

Equius: D - Then they are the third door to your right

Equius: D - You may want to hurry as they are putting up quite a fight

Kanaya: Yes, We Have Been Warned About Stairs.

Sollux: 2hiit

Vriska: Come on, let's goooooooo! ::::)

Sollux: *fall2 down 2taiir2*

Terezi: D4MM1T SOLLUX

Kanaya: I Told You About Stairs Bro.

Terezi: C4NT YOU L3V1T4T3 OR SOM3TH1NG

Vriska: It just keeps happening!

Kanaya: I Warned You Dog.

Sollux: fuck you all

Sollux: let2 go

Karkat: WHAT THE HELL TOOK YOU ASSHOLES SO LONG!

Terezi: SOLLUX C4NT H4NDL3 ST41RS

Terezi: TR4G1C

Tavros: hELP ME

Tavros: pLEASE,

Tavros: i'M BEING HUGGED BY GAMZEE

Vriska: Aaaaaaaaw, what's wroooooooong, Tavros? ::::)

Tavros: iT'S,,, iT'S ACTUALLY NOT THAT BAD,

Tavros: jUST, WEIRD,

Equius: D - Is he attempting to paint you

Tavros: nO, jUST, UH, JUST HUGGING ME

Kanaya: Karkat, I Believe You Now Owe Me Money.

Terezi: HOLD ON MR P34NUT BUTT3R W3R3 H3R3 TO R3SCU3 YOU

Terezi: YOU C4N P4Y UP L4T3R VR1SK4

Vriska: Fiiiiiiiine!

Sollux: where2 nepeta?

Equius: D - She is in the same area

Karkat: LOOK UP.

Equiud: D - Ah

Equius: D - That w001d e%plain it

Nepeta: MEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW!

Terezi: OH SH1T

Nepeta: *tackles karkitty*

Terezi: SOLLUX T4K3 TH3 F4LL

Terezi: WHOOPS TOO L4T3

Karkat: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

Karkat: FUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK

Terezi: GU3SS 1 SHOV3D YOU FOR NO R34SON

Karkat: HELP

Karkat: I'M BEING MOLESTED BY A CRAZY CAT GIRL

Terezi: H3Y K4RKL3S F1LL 1N THE BL1ND G1RL WH4TS SH3 DO1NG

Karkat: SHE'S TOUCHING ME

Karkat: INNAPROPRIATELY

Vriska: It's naaaaaaaasty! ::::D

Equius: D - Nepeta no

Equius: D - Fudgesicles

Sollux: wow, ii could go my whole liife wiithout ever 2eeiing that agaiin.

Equius: D - Sollu% why did you have to stick me here when I could be there preventing that 100d display

Kanaya: Oh, That Is Disgusting.

Vriska: Daaaaaaaamn, Nepeta!

Sollux: becau2e you look even wor2e than thii2 horriible, horriible 2cene.

Equius: D - Hrk

Equius: D - Yes

Equius: D - I'd almost forgotten

Karkat: *SCREAMS*

Karkat: HELP ME YOU ASSHOLES!

Terezi: GUYS W3 SHOULD PROB4BLY DO SOM3TH1NG

Nepeta: *PURRS*

Karkat: OH GOG WHY

Terezi: OH J3GUS

Vriska: Hahahahahahahaha!

Terezi: NO COM3 ON VR1SK4 YOU H4V3 TO DR4W TH3 L1N3 SOM3WH3R3

Kanaya: Karkat, Please Put Your Shirt Back On.

Kanaya: There Are Ladies Present.

Terezi: D4MM1T WHY DO 1 H4V3 TO B3 BL1ND 4T TH1S P4RT1CUL4R MOM3N5

Karkat: I KNOW, ONE OF THOSE LADIES IS CURRENTLY TRYING TO RIP OFF MY FUCKING CLOTHES HURRY UP AND FUCKING HELP ME1

Karkat: AHHH

Vriska: You're missing out, Terezi! ::::D

Equius: D - Somebody please do something

Equius: D - I feel incredibly uncomfortable just watching this and cannot imagine what it must be like for all of you

Sollux: why are we ju2t 2tandiing around?

Kanaya: Because We Are Terrible, Terrible People.

Equius: D - Evidently

Sollux: oh 2hiit, there go hi2 pant2.

Sollux: wow, never took you for a boxer2 guy kk

Vriska: Whoooooooo!

Karkat: YOU ASSHOLES

Karkat: SAVE ME

Terezi: GOGD4MM1T

Karkat: *SOBS*

Terezi: 1M DO1NG SOM3TH1NG

Terezi: *tackles Nepeta, attempting to separate her from Karkat*

Sollux: damn, nepeta2 2trong.

Terezi: SOM3BODY FUCK1NG H3LP M3

Eridan: that lucky bastard.

Terezi: WHY D1D 1 TH1NK TH1S W4S 4 GOOD 1D3A

Sollux: when the fuck diid you get here?

Eridan: just a lil wwhile ago

Feferi: *appears*

Eridan: wwhat the glubbin hell are you guys even doin

Sollux: were not 2ure

Eridan: howw did kar get himself into a threewway

Terezi: 1 W4S JUST TRY1NG TO H3LP

Sollux: and thi2 happened.

Eridan: so howw come youre not wwearin any pants ter

Terezi: N3P3T4 WH4T TH3 FUCK

Kanaya: I Dearly Hope I Am Not Expected To Repair All Those.

Eridan: not that im complainin

Eridan: nice dragon panties by the wway

Feferi: -E-E-EW! -ERIDAN!

Terezi: 3R1D4N SHUT TH3 FUCK UP

Karkat: WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME OH GOG

Karkat: HELP

Karkat: PLEASE

Vriska: They are pretty cute! ::::D

Vriska: Karkaaaaaaaat, don't tell me you can't appreciate ANY of this!

Feferi: T)(ATS IT.

Eridan: oh glub

Feferi: *Punts Nepeta*

Eridan: you guys did it

Eridan: noww shes mad

Feferi: *Dumps capatc)(logue card of water on )(er*

Terezi: TH4NK GOG

Terezi: SOM3BODY G1V3 M3 MY P4NTS

Karkat: UM... NEPETA?

Karkat: YOU ALRIGHT?

Nepeta: :33...

Nepeta: :33...

Equius: D - Nepeta

Equius: D - Please say something

Nepeta: :33... Why is Karkitty almost naked?

Terezi: OH TH4NK GOG

Nepeta: :33 Not that I'm complaining...

Terezi: LOOKS L1K3 SH3S SOB3R3D UP

Nepeta: :33 But still.

Feferi: water fishes -EV-ERYT)(ING!

Vriska: It's aaaaaaaall your fault, Nepeta.

Equius: D - That is not true

Equius: D - The highb100d corrupted her

Sollux: well, thii2 ha2 all been di2turbiing.

Sollux: chiip2 plea2e.

Vriska: Equius, you're making it sound waaaaaaaay sexier than it actually was.

Sollux: hand them over.

Equius: D - Hrrk

Terezi: H3R3 YOU GO MR MUST4RD

Vriska: Fiiiiiiiine, take it!

Sollux: eq, iill 2top by and delete the computer program

Equius: D - Alright

Kanaya: What About Tavros?

Equius: D - Please give me time to hide myself first though

Terezi: 1 SM3LL P34NUT BUTT3R 4ND J3LLY

Gamzee: hOoOoOoOoOoOnk...

Karkat: WOW, THAT'S ACTUALLY KIND OF CUTE.

Karkat: TAVROS FELL ASLEEP.

Vriska: Aaaaaaaaw! ::::)

Karkat: LET'S JUST LEAVE THESE TWO ASSHOLES

Karkat: TOOK THEM LONG ENOUGH, FUCK.

Terezi: 4R3 YOU SUGG3ST1NG W3 4B4NDON OUR S3CR3T M1SS1ON

Kanaya: Pay Up Karkat.

Karkat: YEAH, WE'RE DONE HERE.

Karkat: GAMZEE SHOULD BE FINE NOW.

Equius: D - Fiddlesti%

Karkat: HE SEEMS CHILL.

Equius: D - So this was all for nothing

Equius: D - Is that corre%

Sollux: pretty much, yeah

Equius: D - ...

Equius: D - Fuck

Feferi: at least we all got to )(ang out and sea eachother!

Karkat: HOLY SHIT, DID EQUIUS JUST SWEAR?

Equius: D - My apologies

Sollux: look2 liike.

Equius: D - I was simply very frustrated

Karkat: ...

Karkat: ...

Equius: D - It has been a frustrating night

Karkat: ...

Karkat: I'M SO PROUD.

Equius: D - What

Karkat: GUYS, WE HAVE EDUCATED HIM ON THE FINE ART OF FOUL-MOUTHEDNESS.

Equius: D - No

Equius: D - Wait

Sollux: ii know, iit2 great.

Equius: D - That's not

Equius: D - No

Karkat: HIGH FIVES FOR ALL.

Karkat: SERKET, GET OVER HERE.

Equius: D - The utterance of foul language is not a fine art

Kanaya: ...I Had No Part In This.

Vriska: Aww yeeeeeeeeah! ::::D

Kanaya: I Thought That Needed To Be Said.

Terezi: COM3 ON M1SS GR33N GR4P3S

Terezi: YOU KNOW YOU W4NT TO

Karkat: RIGHT, I'M GOING TO GO GET SOME NEW PANTS.

Karkat: SEEING AS SOMEONE RIPPED THEM TO SHREDS

Karkat: NEPETA.

Equius: D - Please do

Karkat: YOU CRAZY FUCKING CAT.

Nepeta: :33 sorry Karkitty, i don't know what i was thinking.

Equius: D - Vantas this was not my moirail's fault

Equius: D - Do not take it out on her

Nepeta: :33 although you do look rather purrfect without a shirt.

Karkat: WHAT.

Karkat: NO

Karkat: NEPETA.

Karkat: NO.

Sollux: pfft.

Terezi: H3H3H3H3

Feferi: looks like we )(ave new betta-ing fodder!

Sollux: fiinally, 2omeone2 bettiing on a love liife that ii2nt miine

Vriska: I am taking aaaaaaaall the bets! ;;;;D

Kanaya: Stop Being So Melodramatic, We Also Have Bets Placed On Gamzee and Tavros's Love Lives.

Terezi: SOM3BODY N33DS TO B3T M3 413 BOONBUCKS

Sollux: fuck no

Karkat: NOT A SNOWBALLS CHANCE IN HELL.

Equius: D - If I do it will you stop di%ussing my moirail's flushed quadrant

Terezi: M4YB3 :]

Sollux: way to take one for the team eq

Sollux: ju2t do iit

Equius: D - Fine

Sollux: 2ave u2 all from tz'2 iin2e22ant naggiing

Equiud: D - I bid 413 boonbucks that they will end up together

Terezi: FUCK YOU 3QU1US

Equius: D - Hrrk

Karkat: IT'S BET YOU IDIOT.

Karkat: NOT BID.

Equius: D - Apologies

Kanaya: Yeah, I'm Just Going To Go Now.

Equius: D - Can I stop watching the computer now

Kanaya: *Grabs Karkats Shirt*

Kanaya: I'll Fix This For You.

Kanaya: You're Welcome.

Terezi: 1 ST1LL DONT H4V3 MY P4NTS

Karkat: THANKS KANAYA.

Eridan: i knoww

Terezi: SHUT TH3 FUCK UP 4MPOR4

Feferi: eridan, you're being gross again.

Feferi: whale, let's go.

Eridan: fef cmon admit it

Eridan: theyre glubbin adorable

Feferi: *grabs eridan, drags )(im off*

Terezi: MY P4NTS

Feferi: *not in t)(at way, you perverts*

Terezi: WH3R3 AR3 TH3Y

Sollux: here2 your fuckiing pant2

Sollux: now 2hut up already

Terezi: SOLLUX WHY D1D YOU H4V3 THOS3? :D

Sollux: ii grabbed them off the floor dumba22

Equius: D - Can I get off the computer yet

Sollux: iif youll excu2e me

Sollux: ii have a date.

Terezi: H3H3H3H3H3

Karkat: SINCE WHEN COULD YOU GO OUT TO DINNER WITH YOUR HAND?

Nepeta: :33 oh burn

Sollux: fuck you.

Terezi: SOLLUX NOW 1S NOT TH3 T1M3 FOR 4N ORGY

Karkat: NO SERIOUSLY, WHO THE HELL IS RETARDED ENOUGH TO DATE YOU?

Aradia: *appears*

Equius: D - Me

Equius: D - That was a joke

Aradia: *grabs s0llux*

Equius: D - I w001d not a%ually "date" Captor

Aradia: bitch, hands 0ff my b0y.

Equius: D - The notion is ridic00100s

Aradia: *vanishes with s0llux*

Karkat: SO.

Karkat: THAT JUST HAPPENED.

Equius: D - Yes

Equius: D - It was rather silly

Karkat: YEAH, EQUIUS, YOU CAN GO NOW.

Equius: D - Thank you

Equius: D - I don't think I will be coming out until the images have faded away

Karkat: TRY AND RECOVER THE SCRAPS OF YOUR DIGNITY BY CLEANING OFF THE SO CALLED ART THAT NEPETA AND GAMZEE PUT ON YOU.

Equius: D - I am still covered in pornography

Karkat: I'M OUT.

Karkat: LATER ASSHOLES.

Equius: D - I can't

Equius: D - I am too STRONG to properly use the ab100tion trap

Nepeta: :33 equius, that was TMI.

Equius: D - Apologies

Nepeta: :33 ill be in my room.

Nepeta: :33 i have a splitting headache for some reason.

Equius: D - It is the highb100d's fault

Nepeta: :33 whatepurr.

Nepeta: *:33 wanders off*

Equius: D - We did not get revenge

Equius: D - And I am still covered in pornography

Equius: D - ...

Equius: D - ...

Equius: D - ...

Equius: D - Fuck

Vriska: he's still sw8ring.

Equius: D - Hrrk

Vriska: victory for us.

Equius: D - Apologies

Vriska: terezi?

Equius: D - I did not think anyone else was around to hear

Vriska: you going to say anything?

Terezi: WH4T

Vriska: yeah, lets go,

Vriska: bye loooooooosers! ::::)

Terezi: 1M K1ND4 ST1LL R3COV3R1NG OR SOM3TH1NG SO 1 DONT H4V3 TH4T MUCH TO S4Y

Vriska: *a8sconds*

Terezi: S33 YOU GUYS L4T3R

Terezi: ST34LTH ROLL!

CAST

Ender The Time Lady: Sollux Captor

Nepeta Leijon

Gamzee Makara

Feferi Peixes

Karkat Vantas

Tavros Nitram

Kanaya Maryam

Aradia Medigo

ChainsawCake: Equius Zahhak

Terezi Pyrope

Eridan Ampora

Vriska Serket