Pinkie Pie groaned. She was sitting in the bathtub, rubbing herself. As she reached her climax, she began thinking about Fluttershy, wishing she could do this with that sweet, shy pony. She rubbed harder and faster as she thought about the animal lover, and simulated herself enough to orgasm.
Getting out of the tub, Pinkie Wondered what it would be like to be a male. Be able to take females just like that, instead of having to mess around with a strap-on that didn't even pleasure her. She sighed, drying herself off with a towel. It's not like there was any way for her to become like a male... or was there? She thought of Zecora. Maybe she had some sort of potion that could help her with that. It wouldn't hurt to try, right? She smiled at that thought, and went peacefully to bed.
The next morning, Pinkie Pie packed her saddlebags, and without telling anyone, slipped outside and into the woods. She had been to Zecora's place before, so she found her way there fairly easily. When she got there, Zecora was mixing a large pot of something foul. Popping her head in the door, Pinkie squealed out,
"Zecora! Are you in there?! Can I come in?!"
Startled, Zecora fell off the stool she had been standing on, and glared at Pinkie Pie, who was grinning down at her.
"Yes, yes, come in, come in. But do try to keep down your din!" Zecora said, calming down from the scare she had received, by taking a big swig of something from a bottle on her shelf.
"What can I help you with today? Do you need food? Perhaps Creme Brulee?"
Pinkie didn't bat an eye, but answered happily, "No, actually I want a dick."
Zecora coughed and spluttered, spraying her drink all over Pinkie, then staring at her with a horrified expression. "You want a what? Have I heard you clear? You wish for a male genital, dear?"
"Yup!" Said Pinkie cheerily.
Zecora stared at her wide-eyed for a second, then took another deep drink from her bottle. "I can help you with this, but you may lose your orifice."
Pinkie answered, almost sadly, "I never use it anyway. So," She said quite brightly, "Hit me up!" Zecora quirked an eyebrow at her use of that term, but sighed and walked to a far corner of her hut. She took down from one of the shelves a glass bottle with a yellow fluid in it.
"A potion to change your sex is here, but please use it carefully, for fear, if you turn into a male, you may try to change back, and fail."
Pinkie sighed happily as the potion was placed in her saddlebag. I can't wait for them to see me now, she thought.