I own nothing but the Idea!
Simple minded 2
By
The X-filer
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"Hey Scully"
"Yes Mulder?"
"It's dark in here"
Sighs
"I know Mulder"
"Why is it dark?"
"We went through this before"
"What before?"
"This!"
Silence
"A tunnel?"
"What?"
"A tunnel, we went through this before right?"
"No Mulder…"
"We're trains!"
Silence
"Trains?!"
"Toot! Toot!"
"Mulder, we're not trains!"
"Where not?"
"No Mulder, we're not"
Silence
"We're buses!"
"What?"
"Buses! They go through tunnels"
"Mulder there is no tunnel!"
"There's not?"
"No!"
Silence
"Caves!"
"Caves?"
"It's not a tunnel, its a cave right?"
Sighs
"Mulder, forget I said anything"
"But you did say something"
"Well forget I did"
"Why?"
Sighs
"Because you don't understand"
"I do understand!"
"No Mulder an alien would understand more"
"The Alien from my toilet?"
Sighs
"Yes Mulder the alien from your toilet"
"You've been talking?"
"Yes Mulder, we've been talking"
"About me?"
"Yes Mulder about you"
Silence
"That selfish Toilet roll!"
"What?"
"I bet he said I was an Idiot"
"Mulder you are an Idiot!"
Silence
"What's an Idiot?"
Sighs
"You are"
"Me?"
"Yes you"
"Is that anything like tofu?"
Sighs
Silence
"Hey Scully?"
"Yes Mulder?"
"What did we go through before?
"This Mulder, This!"
Silence
"A tunnel?"
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A/N
Hey, don't know if its as good as the other one
but let me know if you like and what you think
Thanks if I get any reviews
Big shout outs to all my friends! You know who you are!