A.N.- This is a project that me and my brother are working on to show our undying love for the theater and Silent Hill. (We may also do one of these for Resident Evil.) We will accept and song suggestions as long as…
We know it well enough.
It's a Broadway song.
Although this is titled humor, not every song is funny! Some are meant to be sweet, sad, or just plain enjoyable. Please leave reviews and take you're seats.
…(In B'Way Babie's room…)
B'Way Babie's Brother: I think Vincent should be Benny.
B'Way Babie: (Snapping.) You think Vincent should be g-d!
B'Way Babie's Brother: N-o-o-o, I think Vincent should be the president. (Pause.) Luis Sera should be g-d.
B'Way Babie: (Groan.)
B'Way Babie's Brother: Oh, hey…there's people! Hiya!
B'Way Babie: (To Brother.) Shut up! (To Audience.) Hello there and welcome to Silent Hill Musical Cabaret!
B'Way Babie's Brother: (Sarcastically and dully.) Woot!
B'Way Babie: We are very glad you could join us tonight. Please find you're seats. As it is, I've always felt silent Hill should move to the stage. Now it has!...er…sorta. Presenting tonight will by some of mine and my brother's favorite musical's Silent Hill-a-fied!
B'Way's Brother: (Rolls eyes.) So immature…
B'Way Babie: And now, first up from Rent, the song Rent from Rent sung by the protagonists as an opening act. So long!
B'Way Babie's Brother: (Grumbling.) I still think Vincent should have been Benny…
(The camera lights up dimly on a darkened stage with fog floating a few inches from the ground. The music Rent from Rent starts up and HARRY MASON runs out, turning around and searching the area desperately for something.)
HARRY: What do you do when real life's suddenly torn away from you're life? Monster's, demon's, fog covers the ground, what the hell is happening to this insane town? Cheryl!
(He calls out his daughter's name than runs to the other side of the stage, miming calling out Cheryl's name. JAMES SUNDERLAND walks on stage clutching a letter.)
JAMES: What do you do when under ground you're dead wife sends you letter from the grave where she fell? You start to doubt reality, turnin' to insanity, what do you do when you're faced with a love that's from hell? Damn!
HARRY: (Ducking and trying to resist it.) Now the darkness is coming!
JAMES: (Throwing up his arms angrily.) We'd better start running!
BOTH: (Out to the audience.) How we gonna play, how we gonna play, how we gonna play Silent Hill?
(HENRY TOWNSHEND walks out on stage.)
HENRY: What do you do when the tables turn and now you're stuck in hell and there's hell to pay? How do you decide between rooms when you're trapped in you're own and you're only road out is one way?
HARRY: Turn to the truth for lies!
HENRY: Insane holes!
JAMES: And dead wives!
ALL: How we gonna play? How we gonna play? How we gonna play Silent Hill?
(The camera lights up on a darkened part of the stage. The other's go quiet and still as small mall phone counter comes into view with HEATHER MASON talking into the phone to her father which is future Harry Mason.)
HEATHER: Oh dad, yeah it's me, Heather. Yeah, I'm on my way home. Wait, wait, wait. Okay. Am I alright? I'm perfectly fine. Am I comin home? I'll take the subway. I'm comin' home, I'm comin' home. Grabbed the thing on my way? Well, actually, I kinda forgot…Okay dad, I love you too. (Hangs up phone and walks center.) How do keep you're cool when you were happy and safe and now that's all gone? Oh, what happened in that town? Where's everyone gone? My heads pounding and oh…(Drops to the ground clutching her head.) I feel sick.
HARRY: Cheryl…where is she?
HEATHER: (Still on ground.) Getting dizzy.
ALL: How we gonna play? How we gonna play? How we gonna play Silent Hill?
(This is where Benny's solo is sung, we just use the music. Heather gets to her feet and the four characters (who had all been standing with James and Harry in the front and Henry and Heather behind them but between their bodies to be seen.) All dash to the person behind and in front of theirs spot. Heather switches with Harry and Henry with James. Harry and Heather sing simultaneously. Heather starts to sing with Harry, dropping to her knees in pain, a somewhat younger girl's voice coming to her as she says words that are not her own but a memory.)
HARRY: (Simoutaneously with Heather.) Dark forces gathering. Dark forces are gathering. Can't resist them. Dark forces are gathering.
HEATHER: (Simoutaneously with Harry.) Ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh. Uggghhhh...Daddy...ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh. Uggghhhh...Where are you...ugh, ugh, ugh.
HARRY: My daughter, she's missing in this terrible town.
(A replica of Henry's room door appears on stage. Stuck back in The Room, he runs over and starts to bang on the door.)
HENRY: Someone, please let me out!
JAMES: Mary, my dead wife, she beckoned me back.
HENRY: …The door's been chained to the inside!
HEATHER: I know that there must be something I've been running from. Hello?
HENRY and JAMES: We all wait for daylights warm glow!
JAMES: Hello?
HARRY: Cheryl?
(There is a loud crackling of static. All characters turn their head's in confusion.)
JAMES: Does this radio work?
HEATHER: What's going on I need to know!
ALL: Why do we try to escape our past when are past is what we have left? In this town we all learn that there are fates worst than death! How can we remember things that love and fear and regret made us forget? We unleash these fears and memories into a town full of truth and lies!
HARRY: Draw a gun and fight for our loved ones life!
JAMES: Call each one by name…
HEATHER: And try to stay sane!
HENRY: Then things get rough…
ALL: We call our bluff! How we gonna play? How we gonna play? How we gonna play Silent Hill? Silent Hill! Silent Hill! Silent Hill! Silent Hill! HERE IN THIS TOWN FROM HELL!!!
Tell us if you think its crappy or not!
B'Way Babie's Brother: I think it's crappy.
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