Inuyasha and the Cavern of Completley Random Events
"It's definitly this way," Kagome said.
She was on the trail of a jewel shard. She already had lead them into a forest of magenta trees. Yes magenta trees.
"I hate this place, it's really creepy," Shippou shivered.
"Aw shove it you big baby" Inuyasha replied.
"There!" Kagome yelled and pointed to a cave.
"Oh how wonderful a dark cave," Miroku mentioned.
"Don't even think about it you pervert!"Sango snapped.
"Think of what?"
"Urg"
" No more talking lets get in grab the shard and get out" Inuyasha barked.
So in they went...
" It's even creepier in here than in the..."
Shippou was cut off when they were all suddenly jerked. Jerked as if you were going down a roller coaster. They were all instantly knocked out.
When Inuyasha woke up he was in a huge room. It was very pink and their was foam and bubbles everywhere.
"Where the hell am I?. And where the hell is everyone else?"
"HI INUYASHA" came a high voice.
When he turned around there was a giant bar of soap. With arms, legs and a face.
"What the hell...
"TIME FOR A BATH INUYASHA...
MEANWHILE
When Shippou awakened. He was in a cheese room. Everything was made out of cheese. Except the cactuses they were real.
"Weird," Shippou said as he scratched his head. Some cheese fell.
"I must have gotten some cheese in my hair."
But when he looked at his hands they were cheese. In fact he had been turned into cheese.
"Man I never am going to eat cheese again...
MEANWHILE
Sango woke with a chill. She seemed to be in the tundra. Surrounded by birds... No!Not penguins.. peacocks. Wearing tuxedos.
"Come on girly let's dance." One peacock said to her.
Squaredancing music started to play. As if she was a puppet she was being forced too dance with them. After 5 minutes the music changed to battle music. The birds all pulled out machettes and started swordfighting except she had no machette.. or any of her weapons... only a quill.
"Oh boy this can't be good...
MEANWHILE
Kagome woke up to what looked like a gym from her time. She suddenly noticed that she was very hungry. She decided to get up and look around. But she was having a hard time getting up. She felt heavy. When she saw herself in a mirror she screamed!
She was fat. Not chubby fat or plump fat. We're talking walrus on a binge fat.
"OH MY GOD!"
Out of nowhere a fitness insturctor entered the room.
"O.K. you flabby lady let's get ready to sweat" he said.
" Oh no.."Kagome whimpered.
MEANWHILE
Miroku found himself unable to move. All he could see was plaid.He was sewn too a piece of plaid fabric. The way he saw it he was sewn to some picnic blanket. That was good ladies always went on picnics.
But when a large lumberjack like fellow picked up...
"Oh No! This cannot be...
END OF CHAPTER 1!