You Think You Know But You Have No Idea

Disclaimer: I do not own Invader Zim, Gir, Dib, Tak, Gaz, SIR, Mimi, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac Or Jhonen Vasquez for that matter. But I do own all the names you don't recognize, and the radio station KZIM, and the world….I created in my head…any ways…I hope you enjoy and I need reviews before I explode…I NEEEEED REVIEWS. Or I will be murdered by sporks, You will also be charged for murder 1 because you didn't review. Okay enjoy. Gaia is based on me and Texcene is based on my best friend in the whole wide world.

Gaia's POV

Texcene and I were sitting on her bed listening to KZIM the radio station made for all the hard-core Invader Zim fans. We were just listening to the IZ Theme song, when there was an announcement, we both listened intently as the announcer said, "Do you want to meet Jhonen Vasquez in person and get a tour of the actual studio where Invader Zim was made? If so call now 1-800-946-2665 or 1-800-ZIM-COOL, and be the 100th caller." Texcene grabbed her cell phone and called the number, since she is the talkative one and I'm the studious one. Two minutes later she screams loudly, and she is jumping up and down.

"OH MY IRK, GAI, WE WON!" She looks like she is going to pass out.

"Oh my Irk??" Was my first reaction, because we always win…we are the lucky ones compared to every one else here in this pathetic town…its like we are gifted in the art of being lucky.

"Sorry…I'm just so excited I can't contain my excitement." She then gets on the line with the announcer and she is giving him her information for the Limo to pick us up. After she put the phone down, she passed out.

"Uh, Tex?" I asked looking at her as I grab my water bottle and pour it on her face. She jumps up and looks at me with a evil glint.

"WHY'D YOU DO THAT GAI?" she then sits down on the bed and realizes that she isn't dreaming. "Oh my god…I can't believe we won that trip to the Invader Zim Studio!" I look at her and say,

"Well you better believe it." She smiles at me and hugs me. I hug her back and say, "Well we better pack they are supposed to be here tomorrow."

"Yeah…I AM SO EXCITED! I'M GONNA MEET JOHNEN." She is the Jhonen freak and I'm the Zim freak which is all fair I guess. (A/N We are not really obsessed Shifty Eyes with Zim or Johnen, its just a character) The rest of the day she was running around looking at her clothes, we were supposed to stay there for a week, so I think she is hoping to make Jhonen fall in love with her. She got her heels which I insist could kill anyone just by poking them, She got all her summer dresses and her matching summer hats which actually look good on her because she has shoulder length blue hair which makes her look like Tak, and she shoved them into this huge bag.

"I hope you know I am not carrying your luggage…" I said as I shoved my black tank-tops and shirts into my bag with all my black leather skirts, and black denim jeans. All my friends say I act like Gaz which I enjoy because I play the Game Slave™ (Which came out the year the Invader Zim movie came out) I hardly hang out with anyone except Tex and the people who follow me around because they're obsessed with Gaz. I of course don't look like her, I am Mexican, Cherokee, Navajo, and Aztec therefore I have long black hair and I am abnormally tan, with dark almond shaped eyes. Tex's cat Mimi comes into the room and jumps on the bed. Mimi stares at us with her evil red eyes, she swishes her tail and curled up into the blankets.

"Umm, Tex…Haven't you noticed how much Mimi looks like Mimi?" I ask looking at the cat.

"Yeah I have, I mean she was a stray when I found her…in fact it was after that episode where Tak comes to earth." She says putting her back pack into the luggage. I look at the cat and it shoots me the look of doom.

"Right…well we best go to bed the Limo is gonna be here at 7:00 am" I lay down on my cot and she gets into her bed.

"Gai?"

"Hmm?"

"Can you sleep?"

"Yes now go to bed."
"Okay!" She rustles around on her bed and I just put the pillow over my head. "Good Night!"

"Goooof Nife" I say through my pillow.

Texcene's POV

I can't believe that we won that trip to Jhonen Vasquez's studio, not only Invader Zim, but Johnny the Homicidal Maniac and all his other shows! This is gonna be so cool! Naturally Gaia is the calm one in the situation, all she ever does is play the Game Slave™ and draw characters from Invader Zim. So any ways the Limo picked us up at 7:00 am on the nose. Gaia and I were in our best when we first drove to the airplane.

"Tex?"

"What is it?"

"Haven't you noticed that Mimi followed us?" Sure enough as I look out the window I saw my cat chasing us.

"What the hell?" I ask out loud, "Why is she following us?"

"I don't know she is your evil red eyed cat." She looks out with me as the Limo pulls into the airport parking lot. "I swear what type of cat has red eyes?"

I get out of the Limo and pick Mimi up she isn't even out of breath. She rubs up against my face and climbs into my backpack. Gaia looks at me with a quizzical look and then shrugs.

"Well Tex I guess she is coming with us?"

"Yeah I guess so." We get onto the airplane and fly to the middle of nowhere, where the studio is, when I get out I look around and my mouth literally drops. Gaia shrugs and says,

"This is so cool Tex!" I look at her and she smiles at me. "Did we tell our parents that we were going to the Studio?"

"Umm, No…" She looks at me and then says, "Good." She smiles when Jhonen Vasquez all of a sudden comes out of the doors of the studio.

"Oh my god, Gai, I can't breathe…I can't breathe." Just as I as about to keel over, Gaia pinched my back. "OW!" I screamed and she just smirked. Jhonen walked up to us and clasped Gaia's hand in both of his and then turned to me and did the same.

"You must be Texcene Miehi and Gaia Cieslik! I must say it is a pleasure to meet you." I smiled and stuttered.

"N…n…n…nice to meet you too Mr. Vasquez." As Gaia nodded her head and gave a respectable curt nod.

"Please call me Johnen." He winked at me an I almost fainted until Gaia pinched me again. Good old Gaia keeping me in line. "Come Let me take you on a tour and then to your rooms so that you can get situated." He clapped his hands and a robot that looked like a SIR™ came out grabbed the bags. Mimi jumped out of my backpack and jumped on Jhonen Vasquez's back.
"MIMI! Thats where you've been…we need to send you back." Gaia and I raised our eyebrows and looked at eachother as he turned around and said, "This is the Tallest Suite, there is the Red door, and the Purple door. I'll be in the Red suite and you must share the Purple suite. Okay?"

"Sure! We're used to sharing." Gaia said with a hint of amusement in her voice. He nodded and then said,

"I expect to see you both in the studio in less than 30 minutes okay?" I nodded and Gaia looked around the suite. When he left I said,

"That was weird…what did he mean send her back?"

"I don't know Tex but look at this!" She said holding a piece of paper out to me.

"What is it?" I said holding it up putting my glasses on.

"Its a script for the next show of Invader Zim…I think we're supposed to be voices." I read it and said,

"There are two new characters named…Holy CRAP!"

"WHAT?!?" Gaia asked looking at me startled.

"Their names and Gai and Tex…Thats us!" I handed the script to her and her mouth dropped.

"NO &ING WAY!" We both started doing the Gir dance when all of the sudden there was a knock at the door.

SIR's POV

I didn't ask to be a sir. No I wanted to be a cuddly bunny, I wanted to be like Gir…but nooooo I have to be Jhonen and all the other smelly meat humans servant. So that is why I am here knocking at the two new characters doors in the Tallest Purple Suite. The blue haired human worm opened the door.

"Yeah?" She has this disgusting human giggle.

"My Master requests that you and your guest go to the Studio…Bring a bag filled with your prize possessions and the script."

"Why do we need to bring our prize possessions?" The black haired one asked.

"How should I know I'm just doing my masters will."

Gaia's POV

That little SIR was acting weird. But Tex and I did as we were told and took my backpack and her purse. When we arrived down there Jhonen was there smiling psychotically and then cleared his throat.

"Have you got your things?" He asked as he winked at Tex who almost fainted again.

"Yeah…I don't understand why we need them though." I said sounding very bored.

"Oh you will. NOW, lets begin the tour." He gave Tex his arm and she took it smiling like a love sick puppy. I walked behind them with the SIR following me. He showed us all the art and the lunch room and then he showed us the room that had nothing but T.V monitors. There was a big screen with what looked like Zim's house, it almost looked like a Surveillance camera was in Zim's house.

"Johnen…" He walked towards me and smiled. "Whats this?"

"Oh this? This is your characters house." He put his hand on my shoulder.

"It looks almost real." Texcene said adoringly making me roll my eyes.

"Thats the funny thing Tex…It is!" He smiled at mine and Tex's astonished looks. He then laughed.

" I GOTCHA! Haha no seriously this literally takes you into the show." I looked at him and said,

"Really?" He nodded and put his hand on the screen. It sank into the screen and sure enough there was his cartoon hand. He pulled it out and said,

"Go ahead and give it a try." Texcene jumped up and down and put her hand on the screen, she then was sucked into the cartoon.
"I told Gir you were coming." Jhonen explained when I saw Tex standing next to a little silver robot. "Now its your turn." He said giving me a nudge. I placed my hand on the screen and felt these two little cold clammy metallic hands wrap around my own, and then I felt a rush as I was being pulled down faster and faster, and I somehow got thinner and more lanky. When I realized the rushing sensation was over I looked and noticed that I was still shorter than Tex, I then looked up to where the camera should have been and said,
"Hey That is really cool…now how do we get out of here?" I then heard a booming laugh and then Jhonen said,

"THATS THE FUNNY THING…YOU CAN'T."

A/N: PLEASE TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK.