"So… Tell me why you forced me over here again?"
"Man, I just found the CRAZIEST THING ON THE INTERNET."
Arthur sighed and rolled his eyes as his friend Alfred hunched over his laptop.
"It's not something on that god awful cheese-burger site again is it?" Arthur glanced at a clock on the wall. "I'm sick of you sending me cat pictures." At this rate he'll probably be stuck here for another 2 or so hours.
"OK, Check it." Alfred turned his computer to face Arthur. "It's a site where users can submit stories about their favourite shows, books and games, right?" He began to click on several links. "So just for fun, I was searching up my name, and BAM I see like, a whole bunch of stories about me! Crazy!"
" W-What? Lemme see that! This HAS to be some dumb coincidence!" Arthur pulled the laptop closer toward him and started to read some of the summaries of the stories. "This… this is downright creepy. Look at the kind of scenarios 'Alfred' is in!" He scrolled down the page. " Abused... suicidal… homeless…maid…? The peoplewriting these stories are very… creative." Arthur shuddered.
"You know what the best part is? The SHIPPING." Alfred grinned. Arthur wasn't sure about whether Alfred was completely mortified or actually enjoying the crazy website.
"Shipping? What's that? It isn't anything dirty right?" If people submitted stories about a cat-eared scene Alfred being abused and contemplating drugs or suicide, who knew what sort of smut they had?
" Shipping is when you put two characters together in an relationship." Alfred replied.
"Oh. Ooooooh…." Arthur gulped. Oh dear.
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BONUS
"I've read a few bad books in my time, but my, does this person even know how to write?" Arthur looked at the screen in disgust.
"Why? What is it?" Alfred came over to have a look.
"It's a story about how Jett and his little brother having a fight about some random dessert and somehow I get beaten up over it."
"Seems plausible to me."