THANKS BE TO MY BETA DeepSea
Chapter 1: Camping?
My life used to be perfect; I had a
boyfriend who loved and adored me,
a step sister who loved me and the
perfect parents. Though sometimes
my brother and I were hated for
being cock sucking faggots, life
was grand, until of course our family
vacation, that was what made my
life come crashing down...
Disclaimer: If I owned it I won't let
any girls but Ino and Temari in and
sasuke and naruto would be married.
"Dobe."
"Teme."
"Idiot."
"Bastard."
"So, how are you spending summer?" The voice on the phone said.
"I don't know. I guess I'll be at home. Maybe at your house, or with Ino and Kyuubi. But then again, Kyuubi would be with Itachi. What about you, Sasuke?" The small, blond boy said as he lay across his bed speaking on the phone. He was dressed in an over-sized shirt and shorts since it was eight at night.
"What are you wearing, Naru-dobe?" Sasuke said in a seductive tone, causing the blond to blush.
"Why should I tell you that, Teme?" A blush darkened as the blond sat up on the bed analyzing what he was wearing. It didn't make "fun" very exciting phone sex, and he was the great liar he wished he was.
"You NEED to tell me, Naruto, because I may want to rape you tonight, and I don't want to struggle with taking your clothes off. Also, it may just get me out of the mood if you are wearing your footie pajamas again." Naruto could tell Sasuke was smirking, which pissed him off dearly.
Why in Kami-samas' name did he date
this pervert? Why? Sure, Sasuke was attractive, sweet, and smart, but there should be better guys out there, right? He shivered as a thought came to mind; he remembered the time Sasuke made him wear a maid's outfit, then he raped him. It was awful. Something Naruto didn't want again. It had taken Sasuke four rounds just to cool off. Then, he demanded a pre- morning shag at 5 am.
Naruto was about to give Sasuke a piece of his mind and in way Sasuke would understand, which was basically, 'You rape? I go on 40 days lent from sex', but sadly, he heard his mother's voice, which left him at a loss for words.
"Naruto, ramen!" His mother called.
"I told you he'd cut his conversation
with Sasuke when he heard ramen. You owe me three hundred." Ino giggled as she counted the money her boyfriend, Kankuro, gave her.
"But you cheated."
"How?" Ino asked, puzzled.
"I just know you did." He frowned
angrily. He gave Ino a dirty look that clearly said he was not pleased.
"No proof, no deal." Ino quickly hid the money in her pocket.
-Dinner-
Silence...
More silence...
Dinner was always like this: boring and long. Well, it became like this when Minato had re-married recently. Adjusting to the new family, he guessed.
Naruto was inhaling Ramen, Ino was eating in a dignified manner, Kyuubi was texting, no doubt, Itachi.
The silence was never broken. No matter the topic, it led back to silence, and today was the day Minato had enough of this silence.
MINATO'S P.O.V
I am tired of this tension. Ever since I married Ino's mother, the whole place has been awkward. Naruto and Kyuubi hardly speak to me. It's as if they hate me. Seriously, we need
some family time and I know how to get it: a camping trip. Kyuubi, Naruto and Ino can bring their boyfriends, and we can start to have fun and actually bond like a family.
"I have decided that we are going on
a family vacation." I said.
"What?" They yelled at once.
"Well, it's a time for us to bond as a
family, and you can bring your boyfriends." I added, hoping I didn't have to resort to blackmail, which was quite frequent in convincing the brat- I mean kids.
"But honey, I think it is a bad idea. Kids today don't do bonding." Adachi, Ino's mother, said as she flipped her long blonde hair in a seductive way and batted her blue eyes.
"Yeah...but it will be fun camping-"
I didn't get to finish my sentence because Kyuubi cut me off.
"Camping? Seriously, that would suck." Kyuubi glared his fiery red eyes at me.
"Yeah, besides, it will ruin my pores." Ino added.
"And I don't think Sasuke does camping. And I am not wearing a maid's outfit to seduce him into coming." Naruto said before blushing as he
realized what he had just said aloud.
"We are camping or no more week's
allowance for the summer." I yelled, causing everyone to stiffen. My voice echoed through our summer cottage, I hate living in the mansion during summer.
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"I can't believe you are making us go." Sasuke glared angrily at me as he whispered something to Naruto. Well, he refused at first, but after I persuaded him, he agreed. Well, all I said was he'd be banned from seeing Naruto if he didn't come. I told the same thing to Kankuro and Itachi, and you don't hear THEM bitching about it. Sometimes I wonder if Sasuke is seme or uke, even though Naruto is 7 inches shorter than him.
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I'll make it more interesting in the next chapter. ,'.
The first sucks, but chappy 2 will rock!
anime rules!
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