NARUTO!

Akatsuki Meetings!

Akatsuki Meeting 1!

Madara stood on his finger and stared around at the other members of his evil organization , Akatsuki. It hadn't been easy to make the organization or find the members , but alas , he did. Now they could do whatever they wanted. Madara smiled. He said,

" Okay. Welcome to Akatsuki everyone. Now who's got an idea on how to capture the tailed beasts?" He waited. " Anyone?" Silence. " Come on people. This isn't that hard. Just use your brains and come up with a plan." Pain scratched his head and looked up at the ceiling. Pain snapped his fingers and said,

" I've got it." Madara looked at him and asked,

" Yes?."

" We could use your moons eye plan to take over the world." Madara stared at him and said,

" Uh………….No. Any other suggestions?." Deidra rose his hand and said,

" I've got an idea." Madara looked at him and asked,

" Yes what is it?." Deidra replied,

" We could gather all of the tailed beast chak-," All of a sudden, Deidra collapsed on to the ground. Madara opened his sharingan wide and asked,

" Uh……….is he okay?." Itachi walked over to him and checked his pulse. He looked up at, Madara and said,

" I think he's dead."

" WHAT?! What do you mean he's dead? I mean I never liked the asshole but, WHAT THE HELL?! Now we only have nine members. WHAT THE FUCK CAN WE DO WITH THAT?!." Kisame smiled and said,

" We could have bake sales." Madara turned his sharing an on him. " Shutting up." Kiasame wet himself. Itachi snickered. Madara sighed and rubbed his temples. He asked,

" Can't we revive him? Isn't there some way to do that?." Pein said,

" There is one way, but uh I need to stick a dead weasel in his ass." Madara stared at him for a second and said,

" No. Just burn his body and we'll reconvene tomorrow." All the Akatsuki members walked away mumbling.

End of Chapter One!