A/N: Sorry this is really short. It's just the prologue.


Prologue
By Konnichiwa Minna

Being a pop star is difficult. You never know when someone is going to stab you in the back. That's why sometimes you have to be a bitch to get anywhere in this damn music world.

I can't say I'm surprised that Jessica Stanley decided to try and screw me over. The innocent, sweet personality was just a stupid lie. I wish I could've seen it sooner. Oh well, at least I did catch her and fired her ass. Man, who knew it could feel so good to be a bitch every once in awhile?

"YOU STUPID WHORE! You're purposely giving me disgusting clothes and trying to make me ill so that I can't sing! I'm sick of your antics! You're fired!!" I yelled. Then she jumped on me, scratched me, and tugged my hair, while hissing. Of course, I kicked her sorry ass.

Okay, so maybe that's not really happened. The point is I fired her and there was nothing she could do because my big, strong body guards removed her from my presence, and I haven't seen her since.

Of course, since I fired her, it meant I needed to hire a new dress/makeup/hair artist, which was a difficult position to fill because most only specialized in one or two of those categories. But eventually I found the perfect person. And she seems genuinely nice and kind, albeit slightly enthusiastic and energetic. Her name? Alice Brandon.

And it's through meeting her that my life turned upside down.


A/N: Okay, yeah, this is my first attempt at a Twilight story. I actually haven't planned this out yet completely, so I hope that you'll be patient. Also, comedy is more my strong point, so I don't know how this will turn out. By the way, I'm sorry for making Bella extremely cynical in this chapter. It's only because she truly hates Jessica, who actually will show up in later chapters.

Anyway, review please? I'd like to know whether this is worth continuing or not.

Love,

KM