Okay I know what you may be thinking: In the midst of still needing to do more chapters of Smashing Something New Every Day And Night Of The Werehog, Why Do ANOTHER Smash Brothers Story? Well because it's the holiday season and I wanted to captalize... I mean uh give you my own Christmas story to enjoy. Unlike some of my other stuff, this is purley comedic short fluff without any big long chapters to have to guzzle down. With that said enjoy the Chapters. Nothing Smash Brothers relates to me and the stories and people on this board I mention here aren't mine either and hope I don't offend anyone who reads this at all.

"Another Generic Smash Brothers Christmas Story Aka The Twelve Nights Of Smashmas"

By DianaGohan.

Snow was shown falling on the ground as the camera panned in to see Smash Manor, decorated with lights on the trees and incredibley expensive giant snowmen and tree sets that you can't find in stores anymore. The camera continued panning into the main hall (decorated with loads of trees and wreaths) as Master Hand (wearing a Santa's cap) snapped his fingers teleporting all the smashers in.

"Okay Wolf prepare to-" Fox was shown looking around confused. "Hey, what the hell? What are we doing here?"

"Yeah isn't the mansion about to be overrun by an army of were creatures or something?" Diddy Kong asked.

"Pfft, we don't have time for Halloween related stories!" Master Hand pointed at the Calendary. "It's december 14. You know what that means right?"

"It's like time to go to church?" Peach asked.

"Well it's almost time to go to church for the one of the two times a year when it's expected of you to do so" Master Hand then threw the calendar away. "More importantly though it's Christmas time. And that means we need a Christmas story."

"But we had a Christmas story last year" Pikachu pointed out. "You know Smashing Something New Every Day Chapter 30

"Well technically that wasn't made around the christmas season, and also that was far too long a story". Master Hand made a fist. "People don't have the attention span to read long detailed stories for christmas. They need short concise to the point tales that don't make them have to read for hours on end."

Pit held out his hand. "Well there is nothing wrong with more grand peices of literature-"

"To, The, POINT!" Master Hand said poking him. "Which means we're going to be doing quick Christmas updates until the holiday season is over." The Smashers groaned. "Yeah I know it sucks but this comes from the man himself. Or uh the crazy authroess writing this story."

"Isn't needlessly breaking the fourth wall a cheap way to try and genearte laughs?" Link asked.

"Well let's hope people forget that admist all they're holiday shopping." Master Hand then held out a list. "Speaking of shopping I'm entrusting all of you to go shopping for me. We have some very special gifts to get."

"You mean like a three french hens or a something?" Luigi asked.

"That's just a (beep)in Christmas Song" Snake stated. "He wouldn't be stupid enough to have us get that (swear)."

"Well I wouldn't... probably but actually that's what the big board wants." The smashers looked at him annoyed. "Oh come on it's a good idea."

"Yeah maybe when everyone else already (beep)in did it in they're stories" Snake remarked. "I liked the one where I had the missle launcher and talked about blowing up this (beep)in house which sounds like a really good idea thinking about it.

"No house destruction until we finish this holiday tale!" Master Hand then handed them lists. "According to reliable sources around the internet, the best Christmas stories involving incoperating non copyrighted songs as some sort of insert for plot. Next to mushy stuff about hanging mistoletoe or hating the holidays, it's the next biggest surefire ratings grabber to ripping off A Christmas Carol."

"Yeah, I think there's suppose to be at least 5 a fics coming out where I get the a Ebeenzer Role" Wario called out. "I like that cause I get to have a lot of a money but I a hate that cause I have to learn to share and that a sucks."

"Well fourantley we're only doing Twelve Days of Christmas shopping" Master Hand said looking at the lst. "That way we'll be sure to actually get people to review this."

Falco rolled his eyes. "Oh please, that's such a hokey, cliche way to get viewership. Next thing you'll be saying is we'll be accepting story submission and character OC cameos in this tale to drum up ratings."

"Wow, that was the next thing I was going to be saying" Master Hand said as Falco looked at him miffed. "Oh don't be like that. You don't even have to go Christmas shopping."

"Yeah and why's that?" Master Hand then picked up Falco. "Hey let go of me you asshole!"

"Sorry but like the song says on the First Day of Christmas my true love-"

Crazy Hand then teleported in with a boquet of flowers. "Aww, I knew you loved me!"

"NOT YOU!" Master Hand yelled as Crazy Hand teleported away. "Like I was saying on the First Day of Christmas my True Love, who ISN'T CRAZY HAND, or uh anyone for that matter gave me a partridge in a pear tree." He then threw Falco in the air. "Unfourantley since we don't have any partridges, you're going to have to do. And instead of a pear tree I got this." We then saw Falco land on Bonsly.

"Hey like don't crush little baby Bonsly" Peach said waving her finger at Falco. "That is like so rude."

"Oh don't worry. I just plan on being rude all over Master Hand's STUPID GLOVED FACE-" Falco Tried getting off Bonsly but was shocked by some unseeable electric fence.

Master Hand smiled. "Oh yeah, another thing. Once the gift is gotten it will stay there until Christmas time when all your gifts will come together so we Can Sing together." He looked at the Smashers. "So the rest of you split up into teams and get the rest of you're assinged gifts. Oh and uh if you see any OCs or here anyone giving out ideas, accept them so we can get more reviewers."

"And what if we don't want to sink into this retarditcy?" Fox asked.

"If you don't get any of the gifts, and if this story dosen't get over 50 reviews, then I'm going to kill this bunny!" Master Hand said holding up a Bunny hood. "Oh uh... there was a bunny attached to this."

"Yeah, I ate him" Crazy Hand said burping some. "Tasted like fried rabbit."

Master Hand sighed. "Fine. If you don't get gifts and if people don't review this then... DianaGohan will stop updating her other stories!" Dramatic music was heard as the smashers gasped.

"She... she a wouldn't!" Mario cried out.

"Oh yes she would. You know she's desperate and crazy, and above all lazy enough to go months on end without updating. I'm sure she can never update again if not enough people are watching her stuff."

"That's not in the holiday spirit at all!" Pikachu replied.

"Well hey that won't happen if you guys do what you're suppose to do" Master Hand pointed at the 4th wall. "That goes for you guys too. I know you're watching out there and saying "oh I'm not going to review cause I'm stupid duh duh" and if that's the case I will come to your house and smack you over the head, hand gangsta style."

"Yeah pretty sure you can't threathen people to watch a story" Samus pointed out.

"Well... maybe this one time you can, so get to it everyone!" The smashers all then muttered something about how stupid an idea this was before filing out of the room. "Ah, soon we'll have the most highest rated Christmas story on the entire site." He then teleported in a computer and started pointing at the screen. "In your face Pit Fan's Christmas Carols! We're going to outsell you Alone-by-the-Waterlilies Smash The Holidays Away! You won't be the man anymore MisterDrBob A Smashing Christmas. And especially in your face Another Generic Smash Brothers Christmas Story by... oh yeah, that's this one.. the best one of all."

"No it's not! And when I get down here I'm killing you AND DianaGohan!" Falco called out still stuck on Bonsly.

"Well you can try anyway" Master Hand said holding out an arrow. "Though there's only one guy dying, or uh at least getting somewhat injured in this chapter." Master Hand then threw the arrow through the window. Meanwhile on a computer a normal looking man was shown looking at this story.

"Oh my god! This isn't a super long Smashing Something New Every Day chapter" QJD1381 was heard exclaiming. "I better go write a reviewing pointing that out and nothing else-" He was then shot by the arrow as he fell to the ground.

Master Hand waved his finger. "Don't let that happen to you kids. Remember to always write reviews about the story not just whining when the next Chapter is coming out." He then pointed at the 4th wall. "So go and start those review kids... seriously go and do that." The camera panned out of the mansion.

TO BE CONTINUED!

Yeah I know quite a change (or somewhat of a change) from my normal stuff but tis the season... to sound like a bitter jerk. Once againI don't mean to insult anyone, just thought it'd be funny to see the Smashers forced into a Holiday tale. So remember to review (I won't cancel other stories if you do but I'd really appreciate any input you guys would have on these stories) and tell me what you think. Oh and *Insert desperate attempt to garner more viewership* send in any OC or ideas you want to see in this story and I'll put it in. You know you want to.