Radio Music
Disclaimer:
I don't own Gundam Wing.
A/N: When there is a ----- that means that the radio station is changed
::Duo
turns on radio in car::
Radio:
Ok, Folks! Let's get some tunes
going!!---
Shake
your metal Booty! Metal Booty!
Shake it once! Shake it twice!
Shake your Metal-
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Feet! Get rid of those terrible rusty feet! You know your wife would hate you for
having-
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Super
small bikinis!! We have 'em all for 50%
off! Today and tomorrow only! So, hurry this will-
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Be the
only chance he'll ever get to become famous.
I hear he's been cheating for the last couple of games, but-
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Who
cares if you're armpits smell like "Heck-what-have-you-been-doing!" All you need is money! You know how to get money? By-
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flying! There was a man flying in downtown-
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square. You see squares are like no other
shape. All the sides are equal, and
look-
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there
goes Road Runner down the cliff! Oh
my! Road Runners losing!!! Find out if Road-
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kill
is really bad to eat. I mean what is
some animal comes by and eats it? Think
of all the-
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cats. That's right your cats would love our newest
cat food flavor, Red-
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white,
and blue are the colors of the American flag.
Look how it blows in the wind! Look
at all the pretty stars! Look-
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it's a
bird! It's a plane! No, it's Superman! Superman is rated PG-13 for-
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the
pretty blue sky. Barney is-
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about
to jump! Oh my God! He isn't about to jump! He really jumped! Someone-
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Shake
your metal booty! Shake it all night
long!
Duo:
Damn! No good music on! ::turns off radio::
I bet
this didn't make sense to you either, huh?
