Disclaimer: Nope, Rachel does not own Invader Zim or any of its characters, even if having Gir as a henchman would be cool. Jhonen Vasquez own that. Rachel does not own How The Grinch Stole Christmas; Dr. Suess owns it.

A/N
This is random. It's quite early for a Christmas fic too. Oh well. Obviously, Zim plays the role of the Grinch and Gir plays the role of Max. So, go on read.

All of the beings in that small Earth town
Anticipated Christmas all year around.
Oh, how they loved it so
Even enjoying the horrid Christmas snow.

But there was one little alien who dreaded it,
A green Irken who once had Pastulio, his dead zit.
His name was Zim
And the light bulb above his head always seemed dim.
He was bent on ruling the world,
Every man, every woman, every boy, and every girl.
He believed he was ordered by the leaders of where he was from.
When in fact, they just wanted him done.

Zim hated Christmas; it interfered with his evil plans
To prove to the Tallest that he never deserved to be banned.

He hated the humans' jolliness and their happy souls;
He could never meet his goals.
Oh, how they made a racket,
Sometimes causing him to wish he was six feet under in a casket.

Finally, it was Christmas Eve in the small, Earth town.
Zim dreaded what he found.
When he glanced out his window in his cozy base,
There jolliness that came without a trace.

Zim scowled, cursing under his breath
Something about death.
"Gir," He called his robot, "We need to do something about this;
"We need to do something about their bliss."

The little robot, dressed as a green dog, stared at his master
And began to his cupcake even faster.
"Cupcakes are good!"
Then the little robot stuffed the rest of the cupcake in his metal mouth as far as he could.

Zim scowled, this would not do!
His robot only had the IQ of a few!
Gir wouldn't be of any help, this he was sure.
Perhaps, he could come up with a cure.
Well maybe not,
But if he didn't help, maybe he could take a shot.

Gir turned on the TV, only to cry.
The "Scary Monkey Show" wasn't on, the TV had lied!
But what appeared upon that screen,
Would help Zim with his evil scheme…

A/N
Nope, its not finished. I decided to put it into chapters as I'm too lazy to write it all at one time. So, love it, like it, hate it, flame it, whever. Reviews are appreciated! ;)