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Complete Randomness: What's for Dinner?

It was an ordinary day at the Sohmas. Tohru came home early, and was preparing to make a feast. Hatsuharu and Momiji were visiting.

Tohru: What does everyone want for dinner?

Yuki: I would like some cheese.

Haru: Shougayaki.

The floor opened up, and out spilled the Mokona Modoki!

White Mokona: I want…BEER!!!

Black Mokona: Yeah! With lots of takoyaki on the side!

Kyo: What the hell?! Where did these two pork buns come from?

Mokonas: Mokona Modoki are Mokona Modoki!

They then took turns harassing Kyo and jumping on him, which pissed him off even more.

Someone (WATANUKI!!!!!) knocks on the door. Shigure walks up to answer it, and after a brief chat let the visitor in.

Watanuki: There you are, you black pork bun (A/N: Is it me, or is everyone calling them that?)! What were you thinking, running off like that? Yuuko-san will have my hide!! And make me work my butt off longer!!

Fay: You're the witch's helper monkey, right?

Watanuki: Yes, I mean, no, I mean AAARRRRRGGGGGHHH!!!!!

Fay: Take some pills, kid.

Kyo: Where the hell did you materialize from?!

Fay: I came through the door, Kyon-Kyon! (A/N: Yes, I really wanted to do that! Fay would probably never say that, but its funny!)

Kyo: One, how do you know my name, and two, DON'T CALL ME KYON-KYON!!!!!

Inspector Clouseau: There! Ze jewel is Zere! points at White Mokona's head.

Dark: Jewel! Hmm…It's not a Hikari painting, but maybe I'll turn back if I steal SOMETHING… Looks at the Mokonas

Krad: No way, Dark! Starts to fight

Shigure: Wow, they're worse than Kyo and Yuki! Hey, if you destroy my house, I'll charge you with the repairs!

Yeah, Dark and Krad paid NO attention, and kept on fighting.

Wiz (or With, but I'm calling him WIZ!): Kyuu!!

Momiji: Look! A bunny! hugs Wiz

Tohru (losing her temper): WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR DINNER?????

Fay: Leeks

Watanuki: Leeks

Yuki: Leeks

Haru: Leeks

Shigure: Leeks

Dark: Leeks

Krad: Leeks

Wiz: Kyuu!

Inspector Clouseau: Leeks

Mokonas: Leeks with SAKE!!!!

Me: Leeks. And Tohru, don't pay any attention to the next person.

Kyo: What the hell?! Why are you all saying leeks? Don't do it, Tohru!!!

After dinner:

Yep, they all had LEEKS!! Ha! Sorry, Kyon-kichi!

Kyo: Don't call me that!!

End.

Yeah, my first fanfic, so NO HARSH CRITIQUE!!! Does Fay even know what a leek is???